This Year's Most Dangerous Christmas Toys!
Lucifer's Toy Chest is open! DETAILS HERE>

Have Your Child's Picture Taken on Jesus' Lap at Our Christian Mall! Say "No" to Santa and seal your verbal commitment to Jesus Christ with a framed photograph for only...  CLICK HERE>  

Is Taylor Swift Singing for Satan?
Cutting edge Christian research indicates that the pitch of Miss Swift's voice is responsible for a surge in masturbation among teenage Baptist hillbilly's and an increase in fornication among demons. CLICK HERE>

Teenage Girls Would Rather Drink Vampire Blood Than the Blood of Jesus!   
"This movie preys on little unwanted girls, who can count the number of friends they have on one finger! And this is just plain sad!" Says Pastor.  FULL STORY>

Are the Creatures in "Where the Wild Things Are," Really Enticing Our Children Into Choosing a Homosexual Lifestyle?  Discover the truth about "Where the Wild Things Are" and the book behind it! MORE>

Landover Baptist Children Honor the First Thanksgiving!
Children were asked to draw pictures to help stamp out PC liberal lies about Injuns being polite at the first Thanksgiving.  SEE BAPTIST ART>

Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting!  Satan finally collected enough Kennedys to hold a production of Camelot in Hell!  A Homage to Ted Kennedy!   More>