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A movie based on the animated series, Speed Racer which the FCC once banned for its immoralitySPEED RACER: Homos, Whores & Hallucinogens! 
For those of you who don’t know, a “Speed Racer” is a combination of cocaine and black mollies, crushed and snorted through a straw. Emergency Film Review>

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhy True Christians Shouldn't Give a Lick About the Damned Environment  "Us folks know more about the fate of this planet than any hell-bound scientist. That's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who invented this crazy old place to begin with!" Read More>

Iron Man:  A True Christian Movie ReviewDid Robert Downey Jr. Abuse Viagra to Prepare For His Role as, Iron Man?  In England, the land of the fancy prancing Nancy boys, where this film was initially released, we're told that "Iron Man" condoms were handed out to theatergoers! Hollywood has NO SHAME!    Movie Review>

The True Christian™ Guide to the Movies!Do You Smell Satan in the Cinema? 
Landover Baptist's comprehensive True Christian™ Guide to the Movies! - Featuring our full film reviews with advice about what to do when dangerous liberal (evil) films are shown in your Christian community!  Movie Reviews>

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Are Americans So Hooked on Reality TV, They'd Put a Negro Islamic Extremist in the White House?Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
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Helping to Spot Homosexuality At An Early Age!HOMOSEXUAL REPARATIVE:
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Does your child have a "Fairy Lisp?" If so, he's probably made secret pact with Satan to become a prancing homo. Thankfully, our Godly doctors now have a procedure in place to repair that. Read the Full Story>

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?
"Well, to put it quite simply, You bet it is!" say Landover Baptist doctors. Read the Full Story>

Tsunami: Oriental for "God's Wrath"Tsunami: Oriental for God's Wrath
God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing True Christians know from the Great Flood that one of God's favorite ways to indiscriminately kill enormous swaths of children is by drowning them... More> 

New Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!Bible Based Policy for Menstruating Women Filthy females are a health risk, full of contaminants that put us all in immediate danger! More> 

Bible Based SexBaptist Sexuality  
Understand that Satan is making your soft, inviting body HIS business!  Learn how to stop his wandering red-hot demon fingers from tickling your True Christian™ fancy! I Want to See More!>

Tips on Sharing Jesus with Gnomes, Dwarves, Dark Elves and More!Christian Video Gaming News
Winning Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft
  Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, virtual, lava-soaked, environment. Full Story>


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Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration Underway!Junior High Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

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Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter. This year, our campers
will also be visiting the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for stupid sissies)  for a drive by, "Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus" visitation. Bring your pistols for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'!
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