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Are Your Children Playing With LUCIFER'S TESTICLES?
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Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Christian Youngsters

Children Will be Dragged by Their Necks Into the Church Parking Lot on Easter Sunday

Unsaved Unwelcome, Even on Easter Sunday!

Unsaved Children Nearly Egged to Death in Annual Easter Bunny Slaughter

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LANDOVER BAPTIST ON THE ROAD!
APRIL SPEAKING TOUR:

April 10-12 - Landover Baptist's own, Brother Harry Hardwick (The Bible Answer Man) will be skipping church on Easter weekend to speak at the 2009 American Atheist Convention.  Details Here 

April 24 - Pastor Deacon Fred will be sharing the lashing love of the Lord as he joins a cast of entertainers performing at American University on April 24, 2009.  Watch this calendar or check Landover's "What's New" page for details.


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