Help Us Send Bibles to Victims of Hurricanes
Irma and Harvey!
Faith-Based Response
Freehold,
Iowa - Landover Baptist Church members have been glued to their television
sets for the last few weeks, watching survivors of God's powerful hurricanes
(named Harvey
Irma by secular meteorologists) try to make sense of their ravaged
lives. "When you live in an area of the world God despises, and He gets
ready to blow it off the
map, you'd best duck low or high tail it out of
town," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "The Bible teaches us that when it
comes to wiping out sinners, God has a history of having some pretty bad aim.
This time I understand He knocked down a few church steeples and even took
some good Christian folks back home with Him to Jesus."
What saddens members of the Landover Baptist community the most
however, is that the unsaved world is hell-bent on doling out artificial
optimism to the victims of God's latest attack. "They are providing
food, money, gasoline, and shelter," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "These
are temporary gifts that give these poor lost people a false hope!
The only real hope comes from the Word of God! The Holy Bible! These
folks need to get fed and sheltered on the Word of God. We daresn't open
our doors to the homeless, because we know it never gets at the real source of
their problem, and we always end up with dirty floors."
"How are the lost of Irma and Harvey going to understand why God did this to
them if they
don't have a Bible to read?" says Pastor Deacon Fred. "How are they
ever going to be able to prevent it from happening to them again, if they are
not able to study the Word of God? Through the
Bible, history teaches us that God has serious issues with large cities that condone homosexuality, abortion, mixing of the races, sexual
promiscuity (Mary Worshipping Cubirican Women with tight leather mini-skirts), lazieness (Illegal Mexicans), idol worship (Catholics praying to Saints),
and loud pulsing Cuban music. Some of them folks in Florida, were luckier than
Lot's wife though - they stayed behind even though they received the message
to get out, and God spared their lives."
It is understandable that the survivors of God's hurricanes are confused,
starving, homeless, and distraught - but as True Christians™ we know without
a doubt in our hearts, that giving them food and shelter is not
going to solve the biggest and only real problem in their lives. In fact, it
will turn them into beggars and make their misery even worse. The issue that caused
their condition is not an earthly condition at all. We know that it is
an eternal condition, and there is only one sweet balm to soothe a lost soul
who has no respect for the Gospel of Jesus Christ. And that is
getting a Holy Bible KJV 1611 into their hands. "From what I've seen of
these survivors, I doubt many of them know how to read, so we will be sending
Bibles on tape for them as well," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "They can
play the Bible tapes on the boom boxes it looks like they made it a priority
to salvage or loot."
Landover Baptist's effort to assist in providing Bibles to victims of
Hurricanes is known as a, "faith-based response." It is our heartfelt hope that some
worthwhile people might be saved from a destruction much more powerful than
God's hurricanes - for they are but a precursor to what is
really going to happen on that great and glorious day when He finally gets so
ticked-off He just blows up the whole world.
So help us by sending a spiritual relief offering of no less than $100 (we do not
accept checks, so please send cash, or money order) to:
BIBLES FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS
Landover Baptist Ministries
777 Soulwinner's Lane
Freehold, Iowa
If you are paying by credit card, please
address your payment to:
Wexler Offshore Holdings - Care of Landover
Baptist Ministries
What Will Be Done With My
Faith Based Response Donation?
Each $100 gift will absorb the cost of printing
and recording *Bibles, and packaging.
Care packages to Hurricane victims will include
the following:
- 1 King James 1611 Bible or Bible on Tape
- 1 Chick Tract (Assorted)
- 1 Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
- A small insert containing instructions on
where to send a financial love offering of thanks to the Landover Baptist
Church once the recipient of the care package gets back on their feet and
receives their first paycheck.
*Disclaimer:
If Landover Baptist receives reports that hurricane victims are using the
pages of our Bibles are for hygienic purposes, such as toilet paper, we
reserve the right to end this faith-based response effort immediately.
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