Landover Baptist Mail Received
February 2001 (unedited and in original form)
do you have a psychic network surounding you? how do you know if someone is
unsaved? and where do you keep the poison koolaid? or do you make a new
batch each day for when the holy time of death arrises. i think that an
injunction should be put against you and your society damaging "literal"
interpretations of a man made work of fiction, to make sure you do not come
in contact with people. PERIOD. you are a very disturbed group of
(anti-individuals), and i am very saddened by the fact that you have
actually been able to coerce anybody into your beleifs.
i ask you, and expect a reply, do you stone your children when unruly????
you state that nothing made by "unsaved(non-fundamentalist baptist
christians)" is used by your extremist organization. that means that every
window(in your church's especially), screw, nail, and what ever else it
takes to build your multi-million dollar (tax free thanks to an unsaved
non-fundamentalist baptist government by the way) "compound" was designed,
manufactured and produced by your cultist organization. no one unsaved did
any of the work or delivered material to the site.
if they did, then you are going to hell for using others you beleive
unworthy of god to perpetuate your own gains.
the money you charge in fines for not following rules is made by and
intirely of UNSAVED material and people.
the material you use to make your clothes was grown and harvested by
unsaved people, and don't forget food. do you grow EVERYTHING that you
do you make your own cooking utencils and appliances?
where does your commune work and get their paychecks? does everyone work
within the commune and nowhere else, maybe an unsaved company and employer?
I declare that you are no different than any other mad hatter
organization, you enforce what you perceive as enforceable to others, then
look the other way when it siutes your needs.
i am writting this because i see your website preachings as more unholy
than all you condemn.
i would very much like to hear your answers to my questions, maybe you
could show me the light. i'm fairly open minded.
i just don't understand
Douglas R Young
Thanks to your website and others like yours, I AM NOW AN ATHEIST.
I am so sick to death of this rediculous Christian propaganda. I have more
respect for other religions, like Judaism, Hinudism, Buddism, etc., than
Christianity, because they don't force their ideas down everyone else's
throats. You people are CRAZY! Who the hell believes in shit like "Rugrats
are television for pedos" and these rediculous movie reviews. I took several
of your Bible quizzes. THE BIBLE IS NOTHING BUT TRASH!! All you Christians
want to do is use these 2000 year old verses and force people to believe
them or they will be damned to hell. If I had one wish, I would wipe all
religion off the face of this earth. Who gives a crap about this stuff.
I don't care about what the Bible says and I don't care about God. I don't
know whether or not it exists, so frankly I don't care!! The main reason
there is so many problems in this country and elsewhere is because of right-wing
CHRISTIANS like you. GO TO HEL!L! (if there is such a thing)
Dear Landover Baptist Church,
First, where do you get your information? How do you know these are
the things Pedophiles look for. It seems you, yourself, have had a little
experience in this area. Second, do you even watch the show. Stu has repeatedly
brought up toys for Tommy and his friends to play with. Not sexual devices,
but children's toys. I'm even sure Betty is not a bull dyke, she's a hard
working homemaker who spends her whole day with her kids. Finally, Jerry
Falwell is a media whore, who's only purpose is to earn money to futher
advance himself. He only comes out with something like Tinky Winky when
he either want's more money, or more attention. I think God should save
us from people like you.
As far as im concerned you are a pack of hypocrits who sit around all
day and make your own judgements on other people using Jesus as a shield
for whatever you say. Your complete wowsers whos ideas and philosopies
are dated back to the 40's. Its good that you follow a religion but you
fail to relise that shoving your religion down other peoples throats is
not the way to do things. Telling people to burn books and not go to the
movies to watch something is completely brain washing. Most people can
work out what they want to do without you sticking your head in. I know
you will proberly turn what i said into some sort of message from satan
but it is not, just comments from a normal middle class person. I would
like to know your ideas about what i said.
Deuteronomy 20 says nothing at all about raping women and children.
Your church is as Satanic and unscriptural as the catholic harolt, from
which you get your morals. You keep the heathen sunday, and the pagan Christmas
and easter. You hate God, and you do not know Christ at all, because you
are too lazy to read the bible. What a bunch of derelicts.
Oh, for crying out loud...the Toy Story 2 playtent is designed for
the kids to play in...not to be sexually active. Pull your head out of
your ass and get a fricking clue. If Disney had that intention, do you
honestly think that would be out on the market?? my niece has one, and
she does not play dr in it, thank you very much. Neither does her cousin,
who happens to be a boy. They are both closely supervised, and I think
that if you would closely supervise your children (if you have any), maybe
they wouldn't be playing "doctor" and getting themselves sexually excited.
My sister in law is a christian, and I am too. She does not believe that
is what her daughter is doing, and I don't believe my son is doing that.
As I said, they are both very closely supervised. And, as I said before,
Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass and get a clue!! Personally, I think that
you need to watch your children more closely.
I am considering visiting your church. I would just like to know
if the fines are for the members only. Or does it apply to visitors as
well. The fines for being late and for not having the prope attire. I was
also wondering how does one know for sure that the clothes ones wears
were made by Christians. Not all of my clothes were. Who made
the fabric? What about the cars we drive, the phones in our houses.
How does one control it all???
I would just like to say that I think that you and your
little community are the most uptight, hypocritical organization I have
ever laid eyes upon. If your orginaziotion truly does exist, and is not
some sort of sick prank, I find it utterly disgusting. Upon visiting your
website and reading some of your anti-everything articles, I was astonished
and found it hard to believe that anyone could be so wrong about anything.
I consider myself to be a strong christian, i am not perfect, but no one
is... you all seem to think you are. I do not mean to offend anyone by
this, and i am certainly not angry in any way. (just in disbelief) So I
hope that you and your little
community are not offended by this. I'm sure you will have a pleasant
day in your plastic bubble and not have to deal with any unsaved people.
Instead of being so gaudy and criticising everyone else, maybe you should
look at yourselves, in your expensive utopia, and stuck up livelihood.
Just remember that Jesus was a humble man.
You people are really Fucked up! Don't have anything better to do than
to tell people how to run their lives. People like you make me sick.
Who the fuck do you think you are, a messanger of God? Sounds to me that
you think YOU ARE GOD!! I hope these people shut this site down, and if
anyone who reads this wants help contact me. YOU to fruitcake,you got a
problem, YOU contact me!
To the Pastor Landover and Sister Taffy:
I am writing to you because the url address to your Sister Taffy site
was given by my pastor at yesterdays service. The basis of the service
was on the downfall of modern religion and what will become of those who
teach false ideals. Your site was set as a example of what happens when
money and power take precedence over true belief.
I was saddened by what I found. I don't like to see the spiritual gifts
of God ignored nor do I like to see the fakery and mockery of them that
the Word of Faith are given. That is exactly what you are doing with that
site. Whether you realize it or not you are so blinded by greed that you
are making a mockery of the bible and it's teachings. The context is so
distorted and the ideas are not biblical based. The facts stated on that
site are untrue and almost appear as if they are to be humorous.
Sir, what you are allowing Sister Taffy to write and publish is nothing
less than blasphemy. No real christian I know would perpetrate a contest
for Jesus impostors nor would they damn another person for their choice
in feminine products. Do you really think Jesus would actually care what
a woman uses during her personal time of the month? Why would you allow
someone to create an entire ministry around this? There are no biblical
facts upon which to base this. Where do these notions come from? Certainly
not from God.
I have not written to you to condemn or to judge you or Sister Taffy.
That is not or me to do. God will do that in his time. I am writing simply
to tell you how offensive what you are doing is to other people. What you
are doing is given others a horrible experience in their quest for salvation
though Jesus Christ. Jesus died that you may live forever through his salvation.
He did not die so that his grace and teachings could be distorted and passed
off as truths. You do not preach the truth you preach lies in the name
of Jesus Christ. I am sure the Lord sees your misinformation as unintentional
but is as sorrowed as I am by what you teach.
It is sad that God's word and God's gifts are used unwittingly to hurt
us and control us by the enemy. We are to go by God's Word and how the
Holy Spirit leads us through it. Not your Sister Taffy's word. It is my
prayer that those who have been were hurt by your site especially your
Sister Taffy's site will see the truth and not believe what you pass off
as truth. Please remember that God uses All things for good. Somewhere
there is some good in your site but I have yet to find it. All I have seen
is distortion of the word, greed, and mockery. I am so thankful that there
is a God who will show mercy on you and those who believe what you teach.
You will need it. You can come from out of this dark place and been blessed
but you should remember that a contentious spirit is not the spirit of
I pray that you will rethink some of your teachings and realize that
it is not for us to decide what is right and wrong it is for God to decide.
Our Love Of Christ.
In Gods name
YOU ARE EVIL I HOPE A BAN OF CHILDREN BEATS YOU EVERYTHING IS SO EVIL
IM GLAD IM ATHIEST AND I AM NOT RACIST TWORDS CERTAIN PEOPLE WHAT IF YOU
ARE IN A BURNING BUILDING AND A GAY PERSON SAVES YOU? I AM STRAIGHT BUT
HAVE A GAY FRIEND WHO FOUND A MORE LOGICAL WAY OF WORSHIPING YOUR GOD (THE
WAY IT SHOULD BE) AND THE ONLY REASON I SHOULD HAVE A BIBLE IS IF I RUN
OUT OF ROLLING PAPERS!
i am a unitarian christian who doesnt believe in a god of love torturing
people in an eternal burning hell.i find your satirical approach,however,to
be as big a turnoff as the the christianity you decry.you do true christianity
a great disservice.we are probably very close to each other in our theologies.but
in the words of todays gramatically challenged society,"you are
so not funny"!
david john rambo
My Mother and Father heard a song, by someone called "Humphries" (vocalist).
The song was something like, "When He Reached Down His Hand For Me".
Is there any way that you could help us in finding a place where we
could require the sheet music for this specific music?
It would be deeply appreciated.
We appreciate your ministy, more than we can say. We are unable
to contribute since we are part of a local church planting project which
is yet in the baby stages of growing. Therefore, our funds and energies
are mostly directed toward our local church. I say this because,
I am asking you for a favor, yet we have been unable to help you with contributions,
which we would love to be able to do.
Thanks for your openness and honesty; Biblical standards...in
standing firm on truths that are not popular in this day and age.
Bonnie R. Sauder
Brother Harry Hardwick,
I have recently veiwed your website with an
open mind and heart. I have found some things that I am having dificulty
understanding however, and I was wondering if you could assist me in making
sense of these issues. I read your comments on the nickalodeon show "the
Rugrats" and I have to say I found your interpretation of the show
very disturbing. It is startling that someone could watch an innocent
childrens program and see it in so many twisted and sexually perverse ways.
Now, I am not arguing your right to view and make judgements on such programs,
however, I cannot understand why you are convinced that the cartoon has
horrific sexual innuendo. As far as your viewing the parents as "feminazis,
dykes and homos" I think that is an unfair assumption of their roles.
Perhaps they are merely providing an unbiased veiw of american culture
that all children can associate with.
Also, why do you feel that it is necessary to serve your congregation
with costly violations just because their kids miss sunday school a couple
time or because , heaven forbid, their church clothes are not up to par?
What if they are not able to afford the clothes you have deemed appropriate?
Will charging them 300 dollars realy help them in purchasing the proper
attire? I doubt it. As for the anti black, anti homosexual
comments that are scattered about the website, I can't even begin to explain
why that is wrong and unfair and most of all UNCHRISTIAN. Isnt the
purpose of Christianity to love and accept all beings on god's earth?
I just feel that it must be hard to be productive and be one of god's children
when you are so full of hate and perverted thoughts about the world.
Do you think that if you actually arrived at the gates of heaven that god
wouldnt remind you of all the times you spoke badly of your fellow man
and would chastise you for making such perverse as!
sumptions about children? If we are all on this earth, it is
because god put us here, and so you have no more right to be here then
any one else. I think of all things you could do the most heretical
would be to assume that you are in a position to judge others and preach
racism and homophobia under a guise of religion. If your convictions
are strong enough and you can defend them with valid arguments then you
do not need to hide behind the skirts of Christianity. Please be
enough of a man to face the very people you verbally attack on your website.
I hope that you will respond to this email with rational and sane comments,
and please do not try to push me away by simply replying with bibly verses
or scripture quotes. Trust me it will be a waste of your time as
I have already read them all. Thank you for your time and consideration-
YOU ARE AN EGOCENTRIC PIECE OF SHIT AND I HOPE THE JEWS ARE RIGHT SO
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER IN HELL BUT IF THEY ARE WRONG THEN YOU WILL SO
ITS A WIN - WIN SITUATION FOR ME. HELL YOUR SHIT ON THIS FUCKING
WEBSITE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. YOUR "THOUGHTS" ON HOW EVERYONE IS
A HOMOSEXUAL DESPITE THIER SEXUAL PREFRENCE BAFFLES ME. YOUR REVIEWS
OF MOVIES ARE HORRIBLE STATING EVERY MOVIE SUCKS EXCEPT WHEN THE MAIN CHARACTER
EATS THEIR BRAINS.
OH IS THIS COLOR "QUEER" TOO. FUCK OFF YOU HEATHEN SCUM. OH AND
YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG CIRCUMCISED DICK (PENIS -- FOR THOSE WHO ARE RETARDED).
I have been a Baptist for the last 10 years, yet I have never in my
entire life witnessed such a closed minded organization such as your own.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged." Why don't you stop criticizing
the sinner by condemning him/her to hell & start spreading the word
of Jesus Christ so that we may all save the "lost children of God."
That in my mind makes more difference than not. By the way, you
may want to get a new Writer/Editor for your columns and link pages.....the
Jar Jar Binks support article from http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/rpg/DnD/
Thank You for your time and attention.
Mark John Wyn
You guys are the most screwed up religion next to mormons!!!!!!!!!
It's people like you that make it difficult for those of us who are
trying to show the love of Jesus to those who need him the most.
dear fellow beleivers,
my name is darrell howard and i havespent thelast two years
in the unites states marine corps. i joined so that you and the rest
of americawould be able to freely worship the way that you wanted. to protect
but after looking at your webpage i am not so sure i want you
to have those rights anymore.
you are there to save the sinner, not shun him away.remember,
"He who hase not sinned cast the first stone" Jesus said that, and
you need to follow it.
e-mail me please at Marinek1
Question one: Has it ever occured to you that you might be wrong? I
recently found a link to your page surfing the web and was completely and
utterly shocked..."Hannibal" a delight for all ages (it's a good movie
but there's no way in or out of Hell that I'd bring children to see such
scenes as Lecter hanging/disemboweling Pazzi)...and "Rugrats" as kiddie-porn?!?!?
I've got no love for the show, but really, I honestly think the problem
in this case is on your end. I mean, if you were able to spot this
stuff nobody else did then chances are the perverse one is you.Question
Two: Is this a joke?
If yes please disregard question one.
Well I bet you do not put this on your web site. I am a Christian and
I think you are all sick perverts. In your stories about the Rug-Rats series
and the Disney movie Dinosaur you described things only a sick individual
would come up with. I think it would be in your best interest to look at
your own sexuality before commenting on that of children's T.V. Furthermore
what makes purple a "purely homosexual" color? Check yourself you may Be
needing some gay attention yourself. Any Homo could read things like this
into any piece of literature or film ever created. One of my closest friends
sent me a link to your web site with the subject "Who are the sinners here?".
Well I have a good feeling who may be I trouble on judgement day. Need
a hint look in a mirror.
Michael E. Dinger
Don't you have better things to do with your time/lives? I suppose
anti-productivity is a thing to spend time doing. I hope those who
maintain and pay for this waste of data called a site find some enjoyment
out of it. If not, they truly are more pitiful than I thought.
Or perhaps it's the other way around?
I will be reporting you. I am a baptist and this crap is terrible.
You have a problem. <Giddy church members could barely contain their
enthusiasm last Sunday as Pastor Deacon Fred played missionary videos showing
piles of slumped dead bodies killed in a recent earthquake in India. "It
is exhilarating to be able to see the Lord's wrath in action," >
Hello, my name is Peter, I have been raised in a christian household,
my father in fact is a Lutheran Pastor with the ELCIC. Now then I am educated
upon what the Bible says, I have ready it, and I have paid particular attention
to the parts where God speaks of the end times and of what we are to do
and what we are not to do. One Question, when did Jesus ever charge people
to listen to him? Never, yet you do. As well I have read several sections
of your web site concerning your policies and beliefs. Firstly I would
like an explantion to your beliefs and policies as I find some of them
take the Bibile out-of-context and warp the meaning of the Bible. As I
stand right now LandOverBaptist Church is a cult. No more no less, a perversion
of the Bible and God's message, and extremist group of people. Thank you
reading this, please feel free to email me back to further explain
your point of view's on the Bible. Thank you, and God Bless, I pray you
have eyes to see him and ears to hear his true words, and minds to discern
what is true.
I can't believe unsaved are not welcome at your church. There was a
time that I didn't even know what 'saved' was. I thank God he lead me to
a church with open arms for me to hear the true gospel. You should
read your Bible.
"When men strive together one with another,
and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of
hand of him that smiteth him and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him
the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity
You unsaved morons got it wrong because of the unclear pronoun antecedent
in the English translation. It is, more logically, the enemy who is smiting
the woman's husband whose genitals she is forbidden to touch.
D Conner and C Schmitt
I am a good Christian in California and would love to be able to interview
the mother of the boy. This is exactly the kind of story we need to promote
in our own church newsletter. please let me know if you can help me. God