Landover Baptist Mail Received APRIL 2000

You all are The biggest bunch of hating non loving people I've heard of in my whole life........ I mean first of all it says in the bible "Thou shalt not kill." and you said the bible said "Homos should die." Where do you get this? And First of all Ellen Degeneres' last name is Degeneres not Degenerate and she's not in Boy's Don't Cry which is a movie about A Real girl who actually felt that she should live as a boy.. . The girl (who, by the way is not a "Bull dyke" as you may say, she has a husband, Chad Lowe, who is Rob Lowe's brother.) who WON an academy award for acting in this movie about FREEDOM in AMERICA is Hillary Swank. SO, get it right.

You people there also have no right to say that Gywneth Paltrow is a harlot,cos as I remember in that movie Matt Damon takes HIS OWN clothes off. Not her.   I also don't see why you have the RIGHT to publish such bigotry-filled guestbooks that have things written in it such as, "Thank God they abducted that greasy little cigar rolling rat turd from the Miami "family" in the dead of night so they can send him back to Cuba with daddy Gonzales where they all belong.
Fly de Cuban flag high idiots! " (Dr.Doyle Davidson). We may have freedom of speech in this country but that means in love not hate.
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In Your Eyes i am NOT SAVED!  Yes...You read that right!  I'm not saved!  And look at me go!! I am making myself welcome!  And there is NOTHING you are
going to do about it!!  I just got done reading through your churches mail. There were NO positive remarks made toward your church.  I think you should be a shamed of yourselves!  If you don't want people who are not saved to come near your church or even on your webpage then how in the world would you expect to gain new members to your church?!  I TOTALLY dissagree with everything i've read in your webpage!!   YOU NEED help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  can i stress that ANY MORE?!
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Landover,

I have been a Christian for since I was 23 and currently I am 45 years old and I have never seen anything like your web site in my life.  If you people are like your web site, then you are among the most hate-filled, superstitious  so-called Christians I have seen!

Anyone who sterilizes infants because they crawl away from a Bible is extremely sick and belongs in a mental institution - and in jail !!!

After reading your web site for a while I thought that it was someones joke and parody of Christians but then I realized that this web site was for real and I was in shock !!!

In your zeal to stay away from Satan and evil , you have become consumed with hatred for the unsaved world instead of having  concern for the eternal well being for the unsaved.

Your hate-filled church's mission is to have Heaven on Earth by eradicating evil on earth caused by the unsaved.  I have seen this repeatedly in my life in so many churches.  You will never be able to do it - only Jesus can so that when He returns.

  Instead, your mission should be to convince the unsaved world that Jesus is precisely who he says he is !! You do not convince the unsaved that they need to be saved by continually spewing out hatred for evil - you will only turn them away from Christ.

I pray for you all.  Your web site and your church will do nothing but turn people away from Christ.

Charles Schoon
Arlington, VA


Why do you not allow people under the age of eighteen on your site?  Are the Landover Baptist fucking idiots?  Do you really think you are going to God's Kingdom when you die?  Do you believe that Satan is not in your society now?  Well I hate to say this but your precious little angels are probably sucking dick for money and taking it up the ass by your fellow elders.  The world would go on if your society wasn't here.  You had best repent of your sins and your peoples sins or "God" will take you to the farthest reaches of hell and burn your skinny little whore bodies to ashes.  Thanks for your time.  Have a wonderful blessed day!
Sincerely,
Saint Jenny  AKA: Owen L. Gehlert 

If you dont allow sinners within 15 miles of your "church", please tell me who is the church for??? A sinner under convictio can not be saved in your "church", because he isn't allowed in????  YOUR RULES create a fine religion that drives many away from salvation. Why don't you help one get saved then let GOD clean them up as they work out their own salvation with fear and trembling.??  YOUR rules and mans doctrine create a fine RELIGION of churchism, but what
happened to Christianity and salvation?  You probably condemn folks who smoke but allow those 200 pounds overweight be part of your "religion".  Your "free" phone is a money making scam, using church and destroying Christian example. I am sure you feel very important to yourself, full of pride and condemnation towards those who don't meet YOUR standards.  You and those you control with your man made religion, will all be in my prayers. I will pray that you get saved and come to an understanding that GOD makes the rules and does the judging. You are going to burn in Hell, you fucking pigs.
Ernie Copeland 

Well, you have quoted about five films in your revue of "American Psycho."  As per your warning, I will assume that none of what I'm writing will actually make it to your converts, but I couldn't help but write ... after all, I'm fairly sure your web site is as fake as a white man with rhythm.  Anyhow, it seems you have given the film's plot but you haven't mentioned that the films you quoted are as follows:  Double Jeapordy, Titanic, Pulp Fiction (male rape scenes), and if I'm not mistaken, uh, that movie with all the voodoo in it that starred Michael Douglas (the snakes thing...) and lets not forget the ending you have put in ... that would be an all time favorite of mine, The Exorcist. Then of course you have put in your own demented thoughts, which I assure you, are worse than anything I've read out of Bret Easton Ellis' book, American Psycho.

Oh, did I mention that Leonaro DeCaprio isn't in the film?  Sorry folks, that's Christian Bale.  And the picture you have is of Christian Bale with Smantha Mathis, not Fran Dresher.  Well, do some research for your propaganda, your followers might not be as sheltered as you want them to be.

http://www.americanpsycho.com/cast/index.html

Don't bother replying to me, it will do no good.  I'm not a follower of your God, I am just a concerned fan of Bret Easton Ellis.  Oh, hey ... whomever wrote your revue has a pretty violent imagination ... you might want to have him checked out, he could be possessed by Satan himself.

Cheers.
Stefin M. Bradbury 


Pastor.  Not only are you unstoppable, you're unbearable as well! Do you honestly believe the Jewish man, Jesus, believes in your rhetoric? Worse yet, will He fill heaven with the likes of you?  Brrr!  No wonder I stopped believing!

Hey, if you think you have the truth, then why don't you believe in the OT One-God found in the Jew's 1 commandment, rather then in ancient rome's pagan trinity, something the Roman church, Mother of all of Christendom, calls a mystery?  Better yet, pastor, why don't you keep His 7th day Sabbath, you know, the one that identifies Him in the 4 commandment as your creator! Ignorance of the truth will not save you!! Humbleness might, but I don't think you qualify here.

Why, pastor, would the one and only all knowing, all wise God who never changes, change his ever lasting word?!  Unless, of course, the trinity and sunday are not from Him, but from the ones you claim are at war with Him in this world of sin!  It appears to me that your favorite evil, Lucifer, has been winning the war since your god supposedly drowned all life but a boat full of genetic idiots in an imaginary flood. But what better way is there to put fear into the hearts of ignorant souls?

[Before sin entered, Eve was made of Adam's bone and flesh [a clone?], which means, when we consider what we know today, that everyone living 1500 later were the result of Adam and Eve and kids and cousins and on a and on cloned genes, hence, were inbred,  Thereby, inheriting all the physical problems that go with this intermixing of like genes. Why else would your god MURDER so much life??]

The problems you see around you are of your making, obviously, your God isn't blessing you as promised; never mind the rest of the christians who do not believe as you do.  Those of us who reject your god amount to about 9% or less of our population. People know where we stand, so we're not the ones making trouble or you have to fear. No. It is the other believers who teach a far different god then you who do, that are confusing the faithful.  Don't make the nonbeliever your scape goat.
You're responsible for the lack of faith found among the so-called faithfull, but then, that's what lies have a tendency to do! Right?

When I read your stuff, I can't believe such hate exist, especially about your fellow Baptist, born again Clinton.  What about Gingrich [3rd in line to lead the country] who was screwing his new girl friend while condemning Billy Boy?  What about the Swaggarts and Bakkers, and lets not forget the preachers and priest who blantly get up in front and lie every week about their God of love?

Don't forget about the prince of the catholic church, Republican Hyde of Ill, sexual discretion when he was in his fourties.  I suppose you know he was knighted by the RCC in the past 5 yrs? His main goal is to establish the voucher system and fight abortion. I suppose you know that 90% of parochial schools are catholic?? Believe me when I say that you have a lot more to worry about when it comes to the power of this church with its 67 million memebers.  I'm from Irish-Catholic Boston, and I've seen the power they've become in my life time. Brr!

Unfortunately, pastor, monotheism is not a good way to go. For all the believers I know, see only through their belief system, and as we've seen, historicall, will continue to destroy all others.  You don't need us around to destroy hope.  Actually, we believe you have a right to worship, but, unfortunately, we are also aware of your faults when it comes to love your neigbor.

As one who believed for 53 yearts, I would say wake-up, if you can't do that, then at least have some love in your heart, so when Jesus calls for you [after writing your sins in the heavenly sand pit], you might find salvation because He loves you enough not to punish you!!! Stop hating and doing unconstitutional things. Give all humanity the right to chose your God, not by fear, but by the right given you by a God that created us to think. Thank god that eternal life is in God's hands, not
yours!!

I hope this can get rhpough to you.  if it does, then God must have purpose!  CURMUDGEON BOB  AKA: robert francis erickson 

People like you make me sick.  You are trying to ruin the names of those who work so hard to save this world.  If your site said anything to the effect of this ..... "this is a fake site", "this church does not really exist", "this site is complete bull", maybe those of us who try to help others in this world might not be so mad.  My prayer for you is that God have mercy on you and you figure out what really goes down or that inevitable day when you leave this earth you might not have to head south to endure the heat but north to paradise.

Good luck,  Jennifer Meadows 


Ever wonder why Christians get a bad name?  In my opinion, it would be people like you who are completely distorting the Word of God.  You claim to be a Christian web site/organization, but you attitudes do not reflect it.  And why in the world do you want to have people write in about how bad they were before there conversions, or what they did, especially with a chicken!  That is just sick.  I seems to me that you don't really care about the people; all you want is for people to send you their stories so that you all can be entertained.  Why in the world would you award the person that led the worst life?  I don't understand.  Accept the sinners and adorn the righteous!
    I am so appalled at your site and your spin on the Christian belief, like only Baptists are going to heaven, that I am having a hard time putting into words my extreme disliking for your web site.  I realize that I am also a sinner, but please know that I am praying for your souls for all who have accepted Christ as their personal savior have been baptized by the blood of Christ, and anyone who acts as a stumbling stone to another will be punished
severely.
    I would appreciate a well thought out reply allowing you the chance to explain yourselves.  And one more thing, what is with 18 and older stuff.  It
is almost like you have porn on your site.

Whole Heartedly Concerned,


Halo,

Well this is the second time i have written you.. And u know what last time I was trying to find a few answers. And I got nothing. Boy am I hurt.. Why is it that u did not write me back I would really like to know.. I am not trying to start a fight I would just like my answers.. I not asking a lot.. Just for a few answers...Well what ever you do, please and aswer this question.. I was checking out your site(as I do often). And I read the funniest thing in the whole world.. Do u want to knwo what it was? Well if u dont u have to hear it anyways.. Well at the bottom of your web page there is this funny little ad. I cant help but laugh as I write this.. okay here it is.. The ad that says u get a free pcs digital phone for accepting Christ before January 1 2001... Now I am sorry.. But it sounds like you are trying to buy off the people in this world.. Cause it you are losing all the peoples faith.. So now u are going to buy it.. you are funny people.. You are making me laugh. I know you should stop preching and do stand up(LOL).. You people have no clue what you are doing do u???? I am sorry.. But you are a joke. And I know that people will see you the same why. The only people that won't see you as a joke. Are the greedy people.. I know this for a fact...

Well thanks for reading this.. Please write me back this time.. I would really like to hear from you.. Well till I hear from you are I write u again.. Byebye

dYIng LiES 


FUCK YOU! BIGOT NAZI PIG MOTHERFUCKER! JESUS SUCKS AND SO DO YOU! WHITE
ANGLO SAXON FAGOT! SUCK MY DICK! SATAN RULES! ALL HAIL LORD SATAN! I WANT TO
RAPE JESUS UP THE ASS!

Darryl Richardson 


Dear Pastor,

    I am a 21 year Christian women from Texas and attend a wonderful Baptist church.  I was reading your site and say that you don't allow non-Christian's to read your web site or even near your church home.  How come you all don't welcome them in, the lord wants all his children in his kingdom.  We need to witness, and show people the power of God, and all the things he does for us when we truly have a relationship with him.  I just wanted to understand why you choose this.  We all need to love everyone as did Jesus in the old testament.  Thank you for your time.

Rebecca  


Excuse me,

I am a Christian, and besides jerking the welcome mat from under the feet of the lost, I noticed the word parody in your copyright.  Is this site a joke or are you for real?  Christ came to save.  Christ came to set an example that we might strive to be like him and come unto the Father and His Kingdom.  The saved are also to save others, just as Jesus did.  To "win others" is part of the Baptist Church Covenant.  I also am a member of the Baptist Church.  How can you save the unsaved if
you send them away?  Isn't that the definition of "preaching to the choir"?  Do you realize that the largest groups of people coming to Christ today are between 13 and 25?  You are implying to a large group of those people, "if you don't have it, don't come here looking for it".  Is this really the message you wish to spread throughout the world with your newfound technology?

WWJD,

John P. Sharp 


Hello,
I am not a christian, but I did read your comments about "Jesus was not a sissy". I saw that you said O.J. Simpson was not going to go to Heaven because he married a white woman. I was just kind of wondering if you are some kind of racist, and if you are, what do you think your so-called God thinks about that?

Drew Seitzinger 


What you are doing is completely disgusting. Jesus Christ is real and he died for me AND you. The fact that you are trying to destroy his name makes me want to vomit. What evil has possessed you to create such a website. Even Satan knows he's real and he shudders to think of it. Jesus has already won this battle against him, so you might as well give up. by creating this web site, you are only making Chistians more aware of their strength in Christ and their Christianity. If there is some sort of horrible instance in your past that would cause you to feel this way about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, then we need to talk. Satan only told you that Jesus was the cause your pain. He would never do that to anyone, not even to you who seems to enjoy slandering him. God loves you no matter how much you may hate him. He saved my life and I'll never look back to the horrible past that I had. You might be sitting there reading this and laughing your head off. Frankly I don't care. The point is that you are not going to cause me or anyone to change their beliefs about God and Jesus because of your truly disgusting site. You are so far off base that even non-Christians will see straight through you. You need help and there are plenty of people who can help. Namely Jesus. He loves you and wants you to love him too. Your life will mean so much if you will listen to him. I'm not condemning you by any means. In fact I hope that you will take this to heart. It is definitely not my place to pass judgement becuase I was there once as well. I will pray for you who are reading this, and anyone else associated with this site. I will
espescially pray that God will have mercy on your soul. Even if you don't now, one day even your knees will bow before him. Jesus reigns forever and ever! His is the glory and the power forever and what you do will never defeat him! Don't forget that you could be in Heaven with him one day! I hope to see you there! I sure won't see you in Hell (which is more than likely where you are going!)

<>< A Concerned Christian Yancey, Shara Leigh 


YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ABSOLUTE SICKEST BASTARDS I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT!!!YOU ALL NEED MORE HELP THAN EVEN GOD CAN GIVE TO YOU. I BECAME SICK WHEN I READ THAT YOU CUT THE FINGERS OFF OF A DEFENSE LESS  LITTLE 11 YR. OLD GIRL, AND U THOUGHT THAT IS WHAT GOD WOULD HAVE!!!!  IN  STEAD OFF CUTTING HERE FINGERS OFF HER BRAINWASHED PARENTS SHOULD HAVE JUST  GOT RID OF THE COMPUTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL OF KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE IS NOW SO MESSED UP MENTALLY AND WITH OUT FINGERS U CANT DO ANYTHING.

will H <jwh315


What is going on with this church?  One question... Do you really read your Bible?  I think you must be misinterpreting it.  Just as glancing at this site I saw a shirt being sold using profanity.  Are "true" Christians suppose to use this language?  I don't think so.  Turn to James 3:9-12.  It clearly says that "Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing.  My brothers, this should not be." NIV.If this phrase of "Get your *** into church" is meaning a donkey and it is joke to you, I believe that with that shirt you ruin a Christian witness to others.  A joke like this is not funny at all.  It is a discrace to Christianity.  Are you telling peple that cursing is OK?  Well, its not.  And this Personil Testimony Improvement Center ministriey.   What is this?  This is crazy.  Allowing people to revoke their salvations, do things wrong, just to improve their testimony.  Would JESUS CHRIST approve of this?  I would say no.  Colossians 3:5 says "Put to death, therefore, whatever bleongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.  Because of these the wrath of God is coming.  You used to walk in these ways, in the life you once lived.  But now you must rid yourselves of all such things as these: anger, rage, malice, slander, filty language from you lips." NIV   Your other ministries are terrible?  A Post Communion Party where drinking is encouraged to get people to come and hear the Gospel.  What are you thinking?  You are crazy and hellbound.

Howard Mays 


Ellen Degeneres was not in Boys Don't Cry, as your website says in the review.  The lead actress was Hilary Swank, who won Best Actress.

Sincerely,

Barry Bragg 

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Dear Pastor/Deacon,  Praise the Lord Motherfucker.  Where do you come up with this racist baptist crap?  This is the biggest bunch of propaganda bullshit I've seen all day.  Who are you to judge people of different race and sexuality?  There's a group for people like you.  Its called the Klan.  You kind of remind me of David Koresh.  I'm a U.S. serviceman sworn to defend my country against all enemies, foreign, and domestic.  As far as I'm concerned, you are the enemy.  You blasphemy the name of God and his people like its your job.  Well, all I can say is Fuck You.  Jesus was a black man.  Repent and be saved or burn in hell with the rest of your cult following freaks.

Brian Lauby 


I was introduced to your site by my eldest daughter after an interesting conversation about Christians in the world. I am horrified to see that your site is the epitome of everything that Jesus Christ did not die for. I will pray for you and all your followers because when the day comes that you are awaiting reward, Jesus will tell you to depart for he knows you not. You are in error historically if you believe that Jesus Christ was lily white in color and origin. You are above God if you believe that you can offer discrimination to your followers. I am ashamed to be a Christian when I see that the "unsaved are not welcome". Surely you have read somewhere that Jesus came for the sick, and the lost. It is because of this that I will pray for you the leadership. The Bible says that the leaders will receive from God the smiting that you have called for fellow human beings. May God forgive you. I am sorry for the children that are learning these messages of hate from you CHRISTIANS, allowing them to fall far from the truth about the love of God. I will tell fellow Christians where you are and we will pray for you. In the meantime, why not be as honest as your forefathers and wear white sheets outright. At least the rest of us will know exactly who you are. Thank you for confirming for my children the fact that Christians can be as evil and vicious as the common guttersnipe. Believe me, I shall never grace your site again.

s.bernard 


i am alone: there is no god where i am

i forgot about this. of course there is no man on the moon. only you people are stupid enough to believe something like that. theres no invisible man (read god) in "heaven" who wanhts you to "be good" or hell send you to "hell." "Man on the Moon" is a song by REM dedicated to Andy Kauffman. it is a monologue of things that Micheal Stipe imagines saying to Andy and in the chorus he says "can you believe they put a man on the moon." danny devito heard the song and it inspired him to make a movie, hence the name, moron. c-ya in hell

fill ___ 


Remember.... your all going to HELL : ) There is NO hope for you...... You are disillusioned and hopeless..... May God errr....  :| Satan :|  be with you...... peace

Rez 


how can you all do this to us?  you have totally shamed  all christians, saved or unsaved.  there is nothing wrong with unsaved christians. it just means that God is not ready for them to be saved yet.  how can you falsely state these things? to put images of our Lord and Savior on a surfboard? and with a gun?  how can you shame christians like this?! dont spread something around if it is not true faith and christianity.

Binks0828


Okay I don't like you.  Your church is mistaken on many issues and you should examine more closely on why you left the real Christian religion, Roman Catholicism! Oh and I'm glad that hackers shut down your site. ;> When I'm ready, I will shut it down, for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H4CKRED


I AM A SAVED CHRISTIAN MAN AND AM DISGUSTED AND OFFENDED BY YOUR BIBLICALLY ILLITERATE WEBSITE. Where should I start? How about with the part on your site that says UNSAVED NOT WELCOME. Does it not say in the bible that it is the responsibility of the Christian to SPREAD THE GOSPEL????HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL WHEN YOU DO NOT ALLOW THE UNSAVED IN YOUR PRESENCE. You are PHARISEES AND HYPOCRITES. YOU BEND REALITY AND LIE WITH YOUR ACCOUNTS OF MOVIES, PORTRAYING EVENTS THAT DO
NOT EXIST IN THE FILM. YOU ARE LYING TO ANY AND ALL WHO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE LED BY YOUR LIES. IF THIS IS YOUR VERSION OF CHRISTIANITY AND FAITH, THEN I WILL BE A HERETIC IN YOUR SIGHT. THE BIBLE THAT I READ SAYS SPEAK THE TRUTH AND BE COMPASSIONATE. JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED

Tech Support 


Hello,
    I would simply like to state that your church and the varied individuals involved have grown to be blind of the truth.  God is dead.  He was merely an idea generated and maintained by the social consciencness.  Man is his own God, ruled not by a dictator placed high on a pedastol, but himself.  Your church actively discriminates against all that makes the world vibrant.  You look to destroy homosexuals, liberals, and those whom you have defined as sinners in the eyes of your false idol and his glorius book of idiocy...the bible.  Your congregation is little better than Hitler of Stalin.  You capitalize on periods  of weakness and insecurity in peoples lives.  You give them a false sense of power by encouraging violent behavior towards those followings that you have decided to be "pseudo-religions" or cults.  You idolize not only your misguided God but also a murderer who excuses his crime by saying that it was in the name of Jesus.  You segregate between the sexes.  Your male hierarchy cannot bear to see there masculinity challenged, so women are confined to maxi-pads but no tampons, and "women-like" clothing.  You have chosen to be lost as individuals, to be blind to the  vibrant color of the world.  You are puppets, thoroughly conformed, and equally mindless.  Do respond....it should be interesting.

Karl A. Campbell 


You have placed Chirsitanity in the realm of rules and constrictions.  You have taken the pure, true word of God and, like most people have throughout history, twisted it into a set of strange rituals and confinements. To be Chirstian is to be honest, understanding, loving, forgiving and to help those in need.  You seem it fit to judge everything, right down to the clothes that one wears and see the Pastor (a sinner himself) fit to punish someone for not acting in accord with what you see as "Gods Laws".  No man has the right to judge another.  That is the most un-Christian act anyone can do.  And you have based your Church upon this.  I find it sad for a number of reasons.

For one, it puts your focus on the un-real, the way things look or appear to be, but not what is real:  The Love of Christ.  A man could wear spandex tights and have dreadlocks on his head and a full, unkept beard, and would have a greater probability of being close to God than a "Landoveer Baptist" if he lives for the Love of Christ, not for upholding rules that have been invented by a fallible human based loosely on the pure word of God.

I feel for you, because from what I have read on your web site, you have not been saved because your religion is based on judgement.  You wish hell (which you really don't understand in the first place if you think it is actually a physical place of fire) upon any who disagree with your beliefs, whereas God does not wish hell on any of his children.  Do you see what is wrong here?.

There is a good reason why you must live in a compound:  you follow rules that do not exist in reality.  You must create an environment where un-truth is allowed to flourish because it is not challenged by any outside influence.

The church is inside of you.  Gods Laws are inside of you and are upheld inside of you.  You are standing in front of an image of God that you have created while He is right behind you holding out his arms for you to take them.  Follow your heart, not a set of rules that include not talking with other Christians.

Feel free to write back with any responses or if I am mistaken about any part of your faith.

With Love,
Ryan Davis  


From A Theologian: I don't like to judge people or their religious beliefs unless they somehow affect myself or oppress others who are in no position or frame of mind to relieve themselves of such oppression. So I'm trying not to judge your church, although I resent it's elitist approach.  Really, it bugs me that the church charges what I consider to be outrageous amounts of money (200-500 dollars) for things (like missing a church service or children not remaining still) that are sometimes out of one's control.  Reminds me of Avignon, and that was a very sad time in the history of Christianity.  There's no way I'm going to convert, but if you have some defense for the draining of member's bank accounts or your sexist rules about men's and women's attire then I would be curious to know.  Why can only old widowed men have porn??  Why can't women have porn?? Can the children of the church attend public school or must they attend private school?  My actual email address is amajen@xxxxx.com so if somebody answers this they should send the reply there instead of to DJPalmerhouse.

WE have just read your article.. and looked at the picture.. YOU guys Obviously have NEVER SEEN A DICK BEFORE!!!! It looks like a TONGUE NOT a PHALLUS!!! Do YOU REALLY think that George lucas CREATED this Character with the SOLE PURPOSE of seducing CHILDREN into SEX??? GROW UP!! YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITES!!!!! The same was Said about Walt Disneys THE LION KING!!  That the word SEX was created by the flowers that where stirred up by simba!! GET A LIFE!!

blewlagoon 


Hey there Christian dipshits,

    Just wanted to let you know that your website sucks, and the person who is writing your "parodies" needs to take a spelling lesson.  Your cultist church is about the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and for the first time in my life I can say I am proud to be unsaved!

Patti Gafner 


You are nothing but ignorent Nazis. Your hypocrites. If God was real I seriously doubt he would approve of the hurting of others. I do not think Jesus would want to harm John McCain or anyone else. How can you call yourselves Christians? Jesus hung around criminals and hookers. The people you choose not to help but to complain about! Your all Reincarnations of Hitler. I'm sure that if you could you would slaughter all the Jews, Homosexuals, and other people you " HATE"

Athiest, Tim Chappell 

P.S. I bet that your god doesn't smite anyone. know why? Because he isn't real I dare you to write back you pitiful excuse for a human


you have very narrow minded views on breastfeeding babies. On of your followers said that why did god make baby formula well why did he make breasts with milk in them for. God intended women to feed there young how did eve feed her babies with baby formula I dont think so. It is not the devils work but a unique and wonderful experience and I thank god for giving me the opportunity to do so.
peter cabassi