Landover Baptist Mail Received
November 2000 (unedited and in original form)
From a concearned Baptist:
You guys just don't get it do you? You can't just go aroud judging other
people, that's GOD'S job! Pressing the issues on your page only comes back
to you as being ignorant naive and borderline crazy. Maybe you should READ
the Bible sometime. Let God do his job I think He knows what He's doing.
Unless you think He needs your help in running the world? Why don't you
find that plank in your eye before you go searching for specs in others'.
I say this in the most loving way possible. Focus on YOURself and YOUR
family and quit damning people who YOU think are wrong and let GOD handle
Landover Baptist Church,
Having read over your website, I am appalled and sickened. I
cannot believe that a "Christian" organization would condone, let alone
propagate such hate-filled and very ignorant messages on its website. Websites
such as yours give the world a very negative opinion of Christianity.
You depict your self as narrow-minded hate mongers, hardly a Christian
image. ("Christian", in case you have forgotten, means "Christ-like".)
And perhaps worst of all, is your "Godly Warning", which tells all non-saved
people to leave your website. Have you ever heard the expression
"preaching to the choir"? If not, it means that the "saved", while
being an important part of your congregation and your faith, are not the
only ones who should hear the Christian message of love for your fellow
man and life everlasting through
Him. Perhaps the non-saved could use a dose of it as well to
enrich their lives and help them find salvation. On second thought,
maybe the unsaved truly SHOULD avoid your website and your church.
Your message is NOT the Christian one; it is a twisted and truly sick mockery
of the teachings of Jesus Christ. The unsaved, having viewed your
lies and self-contradictions, would probably discount all Christians as
being as hateful and ignorant as you appear to be. I have been a
very devout Christian all my life until about a year ago. I began to have
my doubts that a just God and His ever-present son would allow such horrible
atrocities to be carried out in Their names. Your website, with its
blatant lies, hateful propaganda, and harsh judgments is only one of many
such atrocities.In conclusion, your website makes me want to weep, scream,
curse and vomit all at the same time. You and your entire congregation
should be ashamed of yourselves. I only hope that you someday see
the error of your ways before you find yourselves facing the "unquenchable
fires of Hell".
Just a couple comments about some articles on you website.
"Pokemon? Poke yourself, Satan!"
1. The reason I came to this webpage is because of a pokemon Fansite
on the web, the URL is at http://englishtojapanese.terrashare.com, you
are in the humor section because some of your articles are just plain Humorous!!!
2. Ebeneezer Smith is an idiot.
3. Marty Richards in an idiot also.
4. The children in your church are given the award for "The Religious
Idiots of Tomorrow!!!"
5. Pokemon started only 5 or 6 years ago when a person named Satoshi
Tajiri made a video game about his childhood hobby of bug collecting
6. Pokemon mean Pocket Monsters, not "Pocket Demons"
7. The idea behind pokemon is not to "show a child that they can
become 'powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents',
it is to catch pokemon, train them to become strong, and win the game
8. Deacon Fred is an idiot
9. Deacon Fred's children were very upset at him for crushing
the action figures of pokemon.
10. This is a message to all those IDIOTS that slam pokemon by
using the bible against it, Satan has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH POKEMON,
POKEMON IS ONLY A VIDEO GAME/TELEVISION SHOW/TOY
"Japs Declare War On USA, Use Pokemon to Launch First Strike"
1. The Japanese are not planning to attack the USA.
2. Buddha is not a any more of a murderer than our god.
3. The "Japs" are not in league with Satan, you are.
4. The eyes of the pokemon fans are not becoming japanese-like
5. ANIME RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Pokemon has not been banned anywhere in the usa except for
some elementary schools
7. There is absolutely no way to make pokemon illegal in the entire
USA, we're too smart.
8. The only way to make you shut up is to drop the 200,000,000
tons of plutonium that you wanted to drop on Japan right on your retarded
1. Christians worship the same God as Catholics
2. Native Americans were blessed with this land before Europeans
came, and most likely everybody in your church had some family in a European
or Asian country, even you.
3. If you insult Jewish people so many times, think that
Jesus himself was Jew.
4. Many people are AFRAID to convert to Christians because of
retards like you.
5. If you don't put this e-mail up on your church email page before
about this time next week, I will mail this same thing back to you
until you post something on your Homepage explaining this E-Mail to all
who come to you page, and I will email you again with a message in
the same lettering as this because I will keep this message saved on my
6. The WWF, WCW, NWO, and etc are not Homosexual, just stupid.
7. Jar Jar Binks in not Gay, you are.
8. I know there are some things in this message that may offend
you, You should consider yourself lucky that I am not suing you for offending
me with all your anti-pokemon, anti-Japanese, anti-International, and anti-Better
9. Scientists are not the Idiots, You are
10. Jesus does not control the weather on this planet, God does
11. The Scientists are not saying that we are created from Carbon
Paper, we are created by a chemical called Carbon, in which came
from earlier animals which got it from the simple single-celled animals
who long ago got it from the creation of the universe in which God created
Countless Trillions of years ago....
12. My E-Mail address is email@example.com if you want to reply
to this message.
13. CATHOLICS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You people are a bunch of disrespectful losers. Why do you call American
Indians "Injuns"? Are you still living in the early 1800's whitey mentality?
You are violating human issues here. Do you call your deceased grandparents
"dead whities". Because I know there probably aren't any minorities in
your church. And if there are, you've brainwashed them into giving you
money along with everyonelse. And what is this about mastubating while
you think about Jesus? Give it up! There are things
you are never going to be able to control, and my god that is definitly
one of them. I can't believe how you can proclaim yourself as a spritual
leader? You are so
irressponsible! Your like an infant telling adults what to do! Does
it make you feel good to tell people what they can & cannot "think".
You know that's what dictatorship is all about. You know, like in China?
Or the old USSR.? Angola? I don't think you would want to live in any of
those places. But maybe in the next lifetime you'll get to!
Hi, I am a regular church-going catholic. I've read over your site
couple of times and I won't bore you with my personal feelings on it. Sufficive
to say, I don't find it very enlightening. However, my personal feelings
did not prompt me to send this e-mail. You see, God and I converse on a
daily basis, as should all God loving people. And we were just shooting
the breeze today when your web site came up. When I mentioned your site
to God he broke out into a fit of laughter! I was surprised to say the
least. I couldn't understand why he was laughing at people who claim to
be his biggest supporters. And then he told me to send you people a message.
And I quote,
"Those people have everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, ass-backwards.
I gave everyone free-will to eaither love me as they see fit, or ignore
me all together. And those self rightious, pompus, arrogant fools are freely
condemning those who choose to ignore me. It's not their place to condemn,
but mine. They say they believe in the whole bible yet they are forgetting
some very important parts. Judge not least ye be judged yourself, and let
he who has not sinned cast the first stone. For all their claiming to worship
me, they will all be judged most harshly for their self-surving arrogance."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but some of Gods words rang true
to me that day. As with the lesson He was trying to teach me that day,
I won't take it upon myself to judge you people. I just hope you can find
His words as inspiring and true as I have. Turn away from the sins you
have emmersed yourselves in, for you may find yourselves cast down with
those you condemn.
ha ha i fooled you fuckface great site if your an uneducated piece
of white trash you use propaganda and brainwashing to lure more stupid
fucks into your church so you can ejaculate to the fact that you have control
and power over people because you feel so yucky inside due to the
fact that your a bunch of closet homosexuals and child molesting sickos
whos wives secretly love indian men! see ya in hell losers
If I had one nuclear bomb I could drop on anything I wish, I would
drop it on your entire organization to rid the world of your ridiculous
"religion". You folks are all blind to humanity, the universe as well as
our creator(if we even have one-yet to be proven by anyone).. and blah
blah blah some morons say that the bible is the proof. The existence of
a book is not proof of the content of the book. You certainly don't believe
everything you read. Snap out of this obsessive trance and try and be useful
to our society finally! Thousands of years and nothing has come out of
your religion yet. It's time to get rid of it and all who choose to be
blind,deaf and dumb.
Before visiting your site I was a ass raming pot smoking black jewish
homosexual. But after coming here I became a bible humping bigot!
Thank you for wiping all the rationality from my mind!! I just wish I had
a bible with me right now so I could fuck the shit out of it! If
jesus was still alive I would show my respect by fucking him too!
I just masturbate while thinking about him to subsitute. Thank you
from freeing me from my deamons!! praise the lord!! yehaw you
redneck motherfuckers. I cant belive people as stupid as you gain
followers. I just cant wait till someone kills you and your whole
church. fuck you
I was wondering what kind of Baptist church you
have. Your views on human lives are not from the Bible and it is
people like you that are sending 98% of the Native American people away
from God. Please tell me that this site is just for fun and this
is not the way that you preach and your church is not ran this way.
I will be praying for you and you will be judged for this. Please
turn from your ways and see that Jesus message is about love and not hate.
The message is for everyone. God did not intend to change the people
group in which we came from but to change our heart. Form this site
your Heart has not been changed.
just a some quick comments, I read that "3 Year Old Hates Jesus" Article,
It was not Demons in that kids head, it was a mix of confusion and anger
about his pet kitten dying. And about him whispering that he hates
you and wishes you were dead, that was the first smart thing I read
on your webspace. I guarantee that Teddy's parents are not jumping for
joy that they are away from your church! Finally, your church is
not demon free, It had demons in it the nanosecond you came through
the door for the first time!!!YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH IS FULL OF DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA
PS. about what that kid said, about he wanting you to die,
I think that it is Gods wish for your church to be demolished in
about 1,000,000 Megatons of every explosive imaginable so there would be
nothing left of your church but some ruins.
PS2. sometime in the future, that kid may join the FBI and shut down
your church, hopefully.
PS3. If you think that a demon is controlling my mind, or Satan himself,
come to where I live and take me to your fake church exorcists, I
live in Lincoln Park, Michigan.
I stumbled onto this site and you are so anti-gay and prejudice you
are as bad as Westboro Baptist Church. I find this material offensive.
This country needs to be more liberal. Every citizen (adult and child)
should have a right to express him/herself freely as long as it does not
harm others. I saw the article, "Sissy boy playing with dolls." So what?
Children have a right to free expression. There isnothing wrong with homosexuals.
They don't harm anyone.
"To begin his C.A.S.H. treatment, Geoffrey will be asked to make a formal
apology to the congregations at all 14 Church Services on Sunday
morning. As punishment, he will be forced to wear a large sandwich-board
sign reading "I Am A Sissy." He will not be allowed to walk on church
grounds, he will only
be allowed to skip. If he is caught misbehaving again, his momma
will be fined $1,000.00 for each offense."
The above is a violation of the First Amendment right, and could call
for a lawsuit, prompted by the family members or perhaps even the child.
Even children have or at least should have rights.
I am an atheist so I don't believe the stuff in a 2000 yr. old Bible.
This is offensive nonetheless. Homosexuals are biologically that way and
both APA's and thousads of other organizations believe it too.
"I smacked that boy so hard, it dented my wedding ring," Superintendent
Richards said, "few things make my temper rise like a sissified boy.
That child makes my skin crawl."
The person who did this can be jailed and prosecuted for child abuse
and should be. The problem with conservatives like you is that you stick
your noses into everyone's business. Most people find this offensive. Let
people live and act the way they want. Your organization sounds Nazi-ish.
I do not live in your state so I don't have to worry about it. But what
I read is a number of violations of the court of law and if it happened
to me I would sue.
i myself attend babptist services every week. i don't see how Jesus
Christ would bleed his people of all their money just for being a few minutes
late!!! I have three small kids and live 45 minutes from my church and
as a result we have walked in late on many occasions. We are always greeted
with love and open arms. Jesus is a God of Love . You cannot love someone
without trusting them. If you trust someone then there is no need to chaperone
them when they meet with a friend. My family does not have much money.
I cannot see Jesus charging people for his word. Yet you ask $50 and a
2 year reservation just to attend your services one time!! Seems like you
are after people's money, not interested in helping them become christians.
Jesus Christ is not interested in the clothes we wear. He is interested
in our faith and our belief in him. I should be as welcome barefoot in
my jeans as a man in slacks and a tie!!! Surely, Jesus would not turn a
man from his word just because he isn't wearing an expensive suit or tie.
Jesus was a homeless man, yet you speak so coldly about the homeless. Squirrels
have holes, birds have nests, but the son of God has no where to lay his
head. The Bible was written for the ragamuffins. Your rules do not comply
with Jesus's rules at all!! Jesus is an accepting loving God. He welcomes
people. He is the one who will judge and decide our punishments for disobeying
his Law. You are merely creating your own laws and punishments! And doing
so in the Lord's name! That is blasphemy! Jesus loves me just the way I
am. I serve only Him. I do not serve other men. He doesn't care how much
money I have. He doesn't care what I am wearing. He doesn't mind if I am
a few minutes late to church! He doesn't care where I park or who I visit.
He loves it when I share his word but he would not take the food out of
my children's mouth if people choose not to accompany me to Sunday morning
services. May all of you and your
congregation stop being greedy and stop seeking power and control and
start seeking the Lord. Much Love and peace to you, Mikki Zarybnicky
You are all obviously blinded by your sin. Rest assured, I will
be praying for each and every one of you. Try reading the "Left Behind"
series. It might enlighten you a little. Don't be closed minded
about it now, will you?
My company has added you guys to the banned list. The firewall
doesn't let me to your site any more. What is the world coming to?
I am disgusted by your website. Your beliefs are outrageous.
I am a Christian student at the University of Illinois who happens to be
spreading the word about the evil Hellhouse. You are in no place
to judge others-WHAT SO EVER. YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. YOU ARE
NOT ANYONE'S AUTHORITY ON THIS EARTH-GOD IS. I AM EMBARRASSED AND
ASHAMED THAT YOU CLAIM TO WORSHIP THE SAME GOD THAT I DO. I will
be praying for you and your followers. I will ask God to forgive
your sins, for you obviously don't know that you're sinning. I WILL
CONTINUE, ALONG WITH MANY OTHER CHRISTIAN STUDENTS, TO SPREAD THE WORD
THAT YOUR HELLHOUSE SHOULD NOT TAKE PLACE. AND ONE LAST THING, YOU
HOLD NO AUTHORITY OVER ME, MY FAMILY, OR ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!
emily claire jones