Landover Baptist Mail Received
December 2000 (unedited and in original form)
You piece of shit, you a fuck licking jesus ass licking piece of shit.
Dont you know that the majority of the educated world looks down on you
because your so FUCKING STUPID! Another thing you baptist fagget, there
is no god. Good lord, how can u say tom hanks is gay and the grinch is
satanic? do u do it for attention from alter boys, you child molester?
like your shit dont stink. I bet your ass is sweating for some lovin from
an adolescent boy in a cloak. If there was a god, do u think hes be on
your side? pwahahahahah no you dumbass! I know your just trying to make
up because your alcoholic daddy liked you to tantalize his genitalia with
you young tongue, but those days are over know! Christianity is a crock
anyway, you shitterface. I dare, no, i COMPEL you to post this letter on
you gay ass website or just reply to me, but i kno wyou wont you pussy.
I just thought maybe id let you know what a dumbass you are, and that there
is no god you ignorant fat fancying bitch.
How can any of you believe and practice Christianity with an attitude
and doctrine like yours?! Christianity is about love and reaching out to
people to save them for our Lord Jesus!! Would Jesus say any of this?!
How can you write things like this and not feel guilt?! I am Methodist,
so whats wrong with me? I believe Jesus is the Son of God, so am I going
to Hell because I'm a Methodist?! I pray for your soul, you lead people
astray with your hypocritical, judgemental, and insane doctrine!!!
I believe it is a shame, that you are abusing your powers, and trying
to scare people into believing what you do. If your god was real do you
honestly think that you would be putting up a web site like this? No. The
only reason you believe in god is because you are afraid to believe in
yourself and you are scared when you go to sleep at night. So in order
for you to fall asleep you pray, so you dont have to take responsibility
for yourself.. It is a shame that you people think this way. It is a shame
because then we get ignorant kids. And then we get violence and racism.
So the only thing I think you need to be worrying about, is how you are
going to afford counseling when you finally realize that your world was
created by a drunk child molester who wanted to control you. GROW
Your interpretation of God's word is a total perversion. Jesus
Christ's mission was love, not rules and regulations. Open the first
four books of the New Testament for evidence of His love. After all
He died because of love. Insofar as George Walker Bush, his record
is nothing Christians should be supporting or touting. Al Gore's
achievements reflect a closer standard to Baptist doctrine than his rival;
after all, the Vice President is a Baptist. As a Southern Baptist,
I recent people like you who are filled with hatred, prejudice, and stupidity
posing as believers in my faith. Your views make me sick. You
are a perverter of Christ's truth. Shame and pity on your soul.
this web site is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. publicizing
shit like, the jews are going to hell no questions asked. you make me sick.
i'm not aithiest. i'm actually baptist, but think religions are stupid
b/c of shit like this web site. you think you are all perfect little angels.
good christians. wrong. i don't mean to judge anyone but this is the problem
with the world. you're out trying to get people to become saved and saying
how they're going to hell if they don't, but really you're gonna go to
hell with the rest of the world, too. you aren't any better than a non-believer.
you judge people all the time and cut down everyone b/c of their beliefs.
you're no better than aithiest. this site should be removed from the internet
until you become what you preach is a good christian. you people are everywhere.
when will you see that you are part of the problem with today's world.
you only make people who are meant to be good people become people who
think they're better. hipocrits.
before i write anyhting, i just want
to tell you that i am a presbyterian and a strong christan. when i looked
at your site, i saw the eternal damnation quiz, that said wether you were
going to hell or not, and i looked it over, and my results were that i
am a "dumb deamon" and i am most deffinitally going to hell. i thought
that all christans believed that if you profess jesus christ as your lord
and savior you will be saved. i also didn't like the one that said that
if you call someone a fool, you are going to hell. what is up with that?
jesus forgives. end of story. he loves all of us, no matter what we do
or say. no sin is greater than another, they are all the same through gods
eyes, amd we are his children, and he loves us and forgives us. no one
is perfect, and if you think you are, then you need to look into that a
little bit more, god is the only perfect one. if you think that that quiz
determines who will most likley go to hell and who will go to heaven, then
that can be a d! own side for you becuase doesn't the bible say that it
is wrong to judge others? and that quiz alone is one great big judgement.
another thing that caught my eye was
that the Gillmans were forced to tithe 5,000 to the church? isn't a tithe
a gift given to the church by the persons own will? didn't god say that
no church shall force payment. if the Gillmans had refused to pay and if
they left the church, what would you all have done? would you tell them
that they couldn't just leave? i think that forced tithes is in a way stealing
from the members of the congeration, and that alone by itself is
a major sin.
well- if i have anything else to add,
i'll be sure to write again, and one more thing, there is no such thing
as "the perfect church" or "the perfect christian"
FIRST OF ALL LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOUR LITTLE ARTICLE ABOUT KWANZA
IS THE SLANG WORD FOR MURDER WAS REAL DISRESPECTFUL. I THINK THAT THE ARTICLE
WAS MADE UP BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE WHITE SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN GIRLS LOOKED
PRETTY DAMN STUPID WITH COAL ON THEIR FACES AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT
MY PEOPLE DONT LOOK LIKE THAT AND THEY WOULD HAVE RECONIZED THE BLOND CURLEY
HAIR. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING SAVAGES MY PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONES
BLOWING UP BUILDINGS AND SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS BECAUSE NO ONE LIKED THEM.
AND LET ME REMIND YOU THAT YOUR PEOPLE WERE THE ONES THAT BROUGHT MY PEOPLE
OVER TO AMERICA SO WE CAN HELP YOUR LAZY ASSES. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT WE
ARE THE ONES WHO BUILT THIS COUNTRY NOT YOUR LAZY WHITE ANCESTORS. I THINK
THAT YOU GUYS ARE BIG CULT BECAUSE YOUR BELEIFS ARE DUMB. FURTHUR MORE
I WOULD LIKE TO KNIOW WHAT BIBLE YOU READ BECAUSE ALL OF THE SCRIPTURES
AND BELEIFS IS NOT IN MY KING JAMES VERSION. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE JUST
KLAN MEMBERS IN SUITS INSTEAD OF SHEETS .
You have to be the saddest excuse for an individual I have ever encountered.
Your life must be complete chaos.
People like you should put out of their misery. Beware, for you
are an evil person.... I am going to use your website to laugh at
and remind me that their really are crazy people out there. You truly
are a missed guided soul. Bush is not a "good" christian because
he "stole" the election. But you guys will do "anything", even lie,
steal, cheat, and kill. You, and people like you, are the true people
that will burn in HELL.
Dear pastor (if you can truly call yourself this),
Very unfortunately, I accidentally stumbled upon your web site....which
to say the VERY least horrified me beyond anything I have ever seen on
the Internet....or anywhere else for that matter. I am a Christian and
APPALLED at the things you say on your web site.
It seems that you and your group of Vigilante Christians have forgotten
the most basic principles of Christianity...love, forgiveness, understanding,
hope, peace etc... To "scare" somebody into being a Christian is just plain
wrong. You should win people over to Christianity with your good qualities
and show them how much better things appear when you know the Lord...not
beat them over the head with splattering blood and all the other nonsense
you have at Hell House. My heart goes out to you and your lost sheep, as
well as all the poor people who walk through your "Haunted House". You
are more of an occult than a Christian group. I hope you see the err of
your ways before you turn people away from Christianity for good.
A very concerned Christian - Carey McKee
Good Afternoon and Merry Christmas -
I just read your film review of "Cast Away" and I am disgusted, but
not surprised. I have created a personal web site that counts the
number of times God's name is used in vain in Hollywood movies.
The record, so far, is 33 times in Tom Hanks' movie "Saving Private
Do you know how many times GD is used in Cast Away and do you know what
to what religion (if any) Mr. Hanks belongs?
Thanks for your help and God Bless you.
Fuck you, you fucking losers, i wish santa was satan, so he would
come down your chimneys and rip you limb from limb.
Hi, yeah, I was just wondering how hard it is to write these articles
with your heads so far up your collective asses? Do you actually
believe in the complete and utter bullshit you try to pass off as intelligence(and
maybe even the truth)? I just want you guys to know that I masterbate(constantly)and
look at PORRRRNO. My girlfriend sucks on my penis everyday, and I
lick her clitoris(if you guys know what eitherof those are). All
of my Christian friends and neighbors believe your site to be as far from
God as Satan is. I guess you would call me "filthy pagan sinner,
destined for an eternity of burning agony in hell", but I'm pretty proud
of that, because my god can beat up your god anyday of the week. I even
bought one of your "unsaved" shirts and I wear it proudly! For every
homosexual, Jew, Hindu, ect. out there... Goodnight and SCREW YOU!
You call yourself a pastor ? you can't even call yourself a man you
little chicken shit, your chile abuse is cowardly at best. Give me one
good reason why I shouldn't come out there and beat your cowardly ass into
the ground you dickless racist piece of anti- christian shit . I am a real
baptist(unlike you) and belief the real bible(not your bullshit) I am also
a real man(also unlike you) cause I don't beat on those obviously weaker
than me. If you ever want to fight like a mn come see and I'll beat your
sorry little bitch ass into the ground.
YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY
AND I GIVE YOU NO PERSON TO TO PUBLISH THIS EXCEPT IN WHOLE FORM YOU
WORTHLESS PIECES OF RACIST, DICKLESS, CHILD BEATING, GOD HATING SATAN LOVING
MONKEY SHIT !
To LandOver Baptist,
Are we to believe a man literally threw up his dinner at the sight of
a piece of plastic on a doll, that may have almost resembled a penis?
What kind of warm fuzzy, goody goody momma's boy is Mr. Gillman?
He vomits at the sight of plastic? Good grief. Can't you people
find more worthwhile causes to crusade over? If you plan on fighting
the "forces of evil", by boycotting Grinch dolls, you aren't going to accomplish
anything. I hope the blinking of Christmas decorations doesn't
give you epilepsy this season. (<----sarcasm)
Well, isn't all your services nothing short of hypnotism? Why else
would anyone believe all your BULLSHIT? Go to HELL! Dinosaur bones that
are really pig bones enlarged. That's a good one. Typical Christian ideology
to ignore science fact for hocus-pocus. Go to HELL! You are nothing short
of a lunatic. How dare you profess to be the law of GOD here on earth.
How GODDAMN pretentious can a nimrod get? Go to HELL!
YOUR CHURCH IS CONSIDERED TO BE A WHORE IN THE BIBLE:
YOU SURE DO SPEAK WITH BIG WORDS AND YOU CLAIM THAT I AM A LIAR AND
JUDGMENTAL. WHAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU ELITTLE THE POOR, HOW YOU BRAG ABOUT
HOW YOU PASS OUT CRACKERS AND SOUR MEAT TO THE HUNGRY AND THEN HAVE THE
GAUL TO CLAIM THAT AS A TAX EXEMPTION. AND THE WAY YOU BRAG ABOUT YOUR
LITTLE TRIP TO AFRICA AND SET OUT A FEAST AND PUT A FENCE UP TO KEEP THE
HUNGRY CHILDREN OUT. I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL, I'M OUTRAGED TO BE A MEMBER OF
THE SAME UMAN RACE AS YOU. YOU AND YOUR MEMBERS THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU
ARE RICH THAT YOU ARE ABOVE GODS LAWS. YOU ONLY CHOOSE THE SCRIPTURES THAT
SUIT YOU AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT! JESUS SAID THEIR IS ONE LAW ABOVE ALL OTHERS
AND THAT IS TO DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU AND TO
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS YOU WOULD LOVE YOUR SELF. FROM WHAT I HAVE READ WITH
IN THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WEB
I'm very pleased to have read your article concerning Santa Claus.
It is very informative, and is what I have known all along about Santa
Claus. I've tried to tell many friends and co-workers about what
Santa Claus really stands for, but it's like none of them wants to listen.
This web site was definitely a breath of fresh air, and I'm very pleased
that someone took the effort to put out a web sites such as this to get
out this information. Thank you very much.
You're an idiot!!!! First of all you need a computer in this day and
age for purposes as school. I am a Christian. I go to first Baptist church
of Newtown and I think you are a complete fool and that you don't know
what it means to be a Christian. You said that if you were reading this
you were going to hell and this pic. On here it said that God told you
to hate me and that is so wrong. God never told anyone to hate anyone.
God only loves. And honestly you're ideas are so wrong and I'm not the
one going to hell. You are if you don't change your views b/c you are being
affected more then me, or even people that don't believe in God b/c you
are preaching false things. And that is more wrong then anything!!!!!!!
I don't hate anyone. God said to love your neighbor even if they don't
love you. I don't know you but I am praying for you, for your sole that
God will be merciful for you. I pray for you and everyone in your church
because I'm not the one going strait to hell. YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!! And I
fell sorry that you don't know any better. Maybe you should start by reading
the bible strait through a couple times and maybe try to understand it
the way it was written. God loves all of us. John 3:16 said ... for God
so loved THE WORLD that he gave his son that whoever believes in him shall
not perish but have everlasting life. Now I know that you have to believe
in God in order to go to heaven but you also have to try to be like God
in a way that you have to love EVERYONE even if they don't love you. God
loves this whole world and a lot of people don't love him but he still
loves them. If I were you I would think over what you preach. Maybe
you should not be a pastor for a while b/c at the rate you're going when
God comes back to get everyone. You'll be left behind. You should read
that left behind serious that is out b/c that's how you will be if you
don't change your attitude about everything. You and every one of your
followers will not be going w/ God when he comes back. I just hope that
you try to change your perspectives on God and heaven before he comes.
I am praying for you.
I stumbled onto your web-site by accident. I am glad to say I will
not return. Most of what I found was Glory to your web site in the name
of Jesus. You seem to be more interested in explaining why I am going to
Shame on you, I am a human and so are you. Like it or not you are just
as guilty as you try to make me feel.
Your "New Testament Eternal Damnation Quiz" is stupid yes stupid. It
basically says that if I do not buy exactly what you say is true I am going
to hell. Sounds pretty Jim Jones to me.
What kind of Christian call someone a "Dumb Demon?
Give me a break, I hope the lies and poison that you spew never makes
it to my house. If it does I shall rebuke YOU in the name of Jesus.
Learn something about real Christianity and save your rubbish for the ignorant.
A real Christian
Bob Robert R. Lovelace
Is it the pastor who reads this e-mail?
I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN AND BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST. ON THE OTHER HAND
FROM THE THINGS I HAVE READ ABOUT SOME OF THE ATROCITIES THAT MEMBERS OF
YOUR CHURCH BRAG ABOUT IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE. WHEN JESUS WALKED AND TAUGHT
WHILE HE WAS WITH US HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TEACHINGS OF YOUR CHURCH.
HOW CAN ANYONE TURN AWAY A HUNGRY CHILD OR MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WITH A
DIFFERENT BACK GROUND? YOU BRAG ABOUT YOUR WEALTH AND HOW YOU TREAT OTHERS
BECAUSE OF THEIR POVERTY, SHAME ON YOU! YOU MAY CALL ME A DEMON BUT
YOUR WORDS CARRY NO WEIGHT. WHEN CHRIST DOSE RETURN TO CLAIM HIS
PEOPLE DO YOU THINK HE WILL CLAIM SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR WEALTH? I'M
SORRY BUT THIS WON'T HAPPEN! THEIR IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING RICH BUT
WHEN YOU THROW AWAY FOOD JUST SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN'T HAVE IT IS A MORTAL
SIN. YOU SAY IT'S A SIN TO BE ON THE INTERNET, WELL IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME
THAT YOU TAKE COMPLETE ADVANTAGE OF THE INTERNET. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
I BELIEVE IN: DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU. LOVE THY
NEIGHBOR. BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART. YOU BELIEVE IN
THE SCRIPTURES THAT SUIT YOU. YOU BELITTLE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE
YOU BRAG ABOUT GIFTS THAT ARE TORE UP AND FOOD THAT IS SOUR. AND THEN YOU
BRAG ABOUT HOW THIS CAN BE A TAX BREAK. YOUR A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CHRISTIAN.
BUT YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT THE LAST LAUGH WILL BE ON YOU! JUST
PUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOES OF THE PEOPLE WHO YOU MAKE FUN OF AND BELITTLE,
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? YOUR DAY WILL COME SOON. TO ME YOU SEEM LIKE A BUNCH
OF YUPPIES WHO THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. PLEASE REPENT
AND LET JESUS GUIDE YOUR THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS AND QUIT LOOKING DOWN ON
OTHERS LESS FORTUNATE. HELP THOSE IN NEED AND USE YOUR WEALTH WISELY. I
HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE MET A SORRIER GROUP OF PEOPLE. BUT MAYBE YOU ARE
A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW SATIN. I CAN FIND NO OTHER REASON FOR YOUR
BAD JUDGMENTS. I BET YOUR PREACHER HAS THE NUMBERS 666 IMPRINTED ON HIS
FOREHEAD. AND BY THE WAY I HAVE INVESTIGATED YOUR CHURCH AND I CAN FIND
NO ONE WHO HAS EVER EVEN HEARD OF IT. YOU PASS YOUR MESSAGE TO OBTAIN NEW
MEMBERS AND I WILL PASS MINE TO FIGHT FOR OTHERS SOULS. GOD DOSE NOT APPRECIATE
SOMEONE TO GAIN WEALTH IN HIS NAME. THE COST OF YOUR SOUL FAR OUT WAYS
THE GAINS YOU MAY MAKE BY WAY OF MONEY.
MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU!
My name is Saundra Dixon and your web site is a disgrace to the name
"Honesty without love is BRUTALITY" That is a quote from the founder
of the Stephens Ministry Kenneth C. Haugk in a book titled "Speaking the
Truth in Love" pg 49. There is certainly no love in calling someone a demon.
And it certainly will not bring people to Christianity.
Within a circle of believers, that quiz may be funny. The problem
is that the quiz is in full view of the world.
You should know that non-Christians are using that quiz against us.
I am having a hard enough time witnessnessing to these skeptics without
having that quiz put in my face.
Please pray for the appropriate action to take in regards to that quiz.
take care and God bless
My name is Jamey W. of Carrollton,
Ga. I am a Baptist preacher who believes many of the things in which you
I recently bought a computer
and got online. I was looking foward to searching the web for Baptist sites
and learning more about the Lord through the resources provided here. I
did a Yahoo search and found your site.
At first, I thought it was a joke! I saw this warning that un-saved people
are not allowed. But it seemed the more I explored your site, the more
I realized it is'nt meant to be a joke. I continued to read your Beliefs.
I am 100% KJV myself, I believe a man should look like a man and, a lady
should dress in modest apparel. But, I do not agree that the way we dress
is the most important thing about Christians. I believe we should be after
the souls of men and women. " Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel..."
was a command from Christ. He never once preached on the clothing of us,
but that we should first be saved and second, win those around us!
This web site could be a
lighthouse to thousands of lost people in the worls, but instead you blacken
Christianity by making it sound like a cult. "You are not a Christian if
you do this or that.." and the fines of hundreds of dollars for breaking
the rules. Excuse me sir, but I think it's Gods job to judge us when we
do wrong. " Judge not lest ye be judged." How canthis site be a "Christian"
site and not have the plan of salvation offered on it. Oh' I'm sorry, I
guess that would be to UN-Christian to share the gospel to a lost person.
Sir, in your beliefs you
stated that the breaking of your rules would lead you to doubt the salvation
of people, but I have to question the fact that you seem to be making yourself
I do not mean to sound dis-respectful,
I'm sure you are a man of God trying to do what is right, but should'nt
the drive of a TRUE CHRISTIAN be to witness to the lost?
I do look foward to your
Rev. Jamey H. Winters
After reading and hearing many things on your site, I have come to
see that anyone who would spend this much time and money on a site just
to make fun of fundamentalists 1. Has NO LIFE, 2. Is OBSSESIVELY BITTER,
and is NOT SAVED. You are doing more harm to christainity than helping
it(if helping the cause
is even in your queer little plan) Also you are either man that
is extremely self conscious about your little penis or a woman who is upset
cause your husband turned out to have a bitter little penis. How
do I know this? Because you have so many articles talking about a
penis. And your 1-900 is to a male enlargement doctor. Sheesh
get a life man/woman (whatever you are).
your site is not of God
it is a crock
but praise God that He is a God of Grace and compassion and will forgive
you for being deceitful. Jesus is nothing like you are portraying Him to
be. I suggest you read your Bible and learn about His forgiveness and Grace.
You are living under the Law when Christ has called us to freedom. Living
under the law is sin. We are called to live by faith in Christ and be free.
He died to set you free of your sin. By accepting Him into your heart,
you become righteous and Holy. Your salvation is based solely on what Jesus
did on the cross. It has nothing to do with you, with exception of you
accepting His gift of salvation as you ask for forgiveness. Your righteousness
is as filthy rags. There is nothing you can do to earn Christ or His love
for you. Your self-righteousness is sin. You are very prideful. Research
His grace and set yourselves free of this garbage.
I am utterly disgusted with your website. I am a Christian but have
never been more repulsed than ever. I read the story " Child given something
to cry about" and was repulsed that there are people like that out in this
world. Just because the child spoke out of turn and did not say "In Jesus
name" is nothing to hit him over. What his father did is called "Abuse'"
and should not have happened. Nathan should not have thanked his father
he should have been taken away and put in Social Services custody. I will
be praying for Nathan and hoping that he doesn't turn out like his father.
Everyday as I continue to pray I will be thankful that I didn't grow up
in a home like that. Instead I grew up in a loving family.
God Bless all of you,
Do you ever wonder why you get so much hate mail? That there's
a reason behind it? Or are you just playing the "it must be Satan"
card you use for the things you don't really feel like thinking about.
I've never heard anyone sound less like Christ than you do. If you're
so determined to live in arrogance and hatred, why do you feel the need
to hide behind a made-up religion to do it? Why use Jesus as your
figurehead? Just stand on a mountaintop and yell it for all the world
to hear, "I'm a self-righteous bigot! Agree with me or die!"
I for one will respect you for your honesty and straightforwardness, and
would be more inclined to take you seriously, even if I didn't agree with
Dear poor souls of Landover,
you are not a church, you are a cult. I almost feel silly even taking
time to write you pathetic people. I go to a good wholesome Baptist church,
where we teach Godly morals to our children. I wonder what makes you think
you can even call yourselves Baptists? I have a message for you, the ignorant
people of Landover "Baptist" church. I am a man of godly principal, and
as a man of God I am saying to you now, read the Bible with your hearts.
You allow satan to get into your thoughts and corrupt the true meaning
of church and worship. You are so distracted by what other people do, that
you fail to glorify God in the manner in which you were meant to. As a
true Christian, I am sick and appalled, you give all Christians a bad name
with your deceit.
In your most expensive phone offer you state that you don not allow
unsavedpersons within a 15 mile radius of your church. Why would you do
that? How can the unsaved person hear the word of God? And why would you
charge such a high price for membership? Did Jesus charge for his surmons?
Show me chapter and verse on your 15 mile radius restrictions and your
high priced membership.
James R, Clark
I am so glad that your web site states that the unsaved are not welcome.
I hope that they do get offended and go away. I am glad I found your
web site so that I can warn you.
There are some out here that actually believe the Bible and such verses
like these. Matthew 18:2-7 And Jesus called a little child unto him,
and set him in the midst of them. And said, Verily I say unto you,
Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter
into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself
as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it
were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that
he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe unto the world because
of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man
by whom the offence cometh!
These verses are speaking about how much Jesus cares for little children.
Especially those who are hindered from understanding the gospel due to
web sights like yours. I will not threaten you or hate you for what
you are doing. I will warn you to fear God and his wrath as it is
upon you as I write this e-mail.
Please discontinue this web site. Please ask forgiveness of your
sins. Please ask Jesus to save you. Please, you do not have
much time. God still loves you, and will forgive you, all you have
to do is ask.
What the hell are you trying to do? You call yourself a godly
church?! How dare you tell the unsaved they are not welcome!
I have always been under the impression that christians were supposed to
reach out to the unsaved. Trust me, if God exists, it is people like
you that will be standing in line for Satan to eat your souls! Oh,
and another thing, I have heard about and read numerous articles exposing
christian preachers who are also pedophiles! You people need to seriously
re-think your approach on these matters! You absolutely disgust me!
You think you're so perfect and that you are better than everyone else,
but I have met Satanists with bigger hearts than yours! Get off your
fucking pedestal and repent!
An outraged Atheist
Pastor Fred is a false prophet that the bible speaks of. Your church
(if you can call it that) is a joke. As for the article about the internet,
You are the people who are not christians. I have never seen so many lies
posted in one place since i was involve with satanic worship, 10 years
ago. God has done many wonderful things in my life, like learning to look
over the stupidity that you write every time you go online. I feel sorry
for you and the people in your church, you will all continue to be blind
to the ways of the devil. You need to find yourself a good bible believing
church and get saved. I have read some of the messages that has been posted
on your site, and most people agree, you are trying to serve two masters,
but unfortunately the devil is winning the war for your souls. I will pray
that God will open your eyes before it is to late. God bless, and good
You claim to beleive in the whole bible, what ever happened to love
thy neighbor as thy self? you are not true cristians simply because
you judge people when you do not have the authority. God never came
to you and made you a prophet. You compare the menorah to satan's
pitchfork, are you a cult of nazi's? Im surprised you make use of
the internet considering your primitivity. Have you ever considered
that the bible is composed of all metaphors? Wait, the answer is
obviously no since you are a bunch of close-minded, cultish, bible-beating
bastards. Isn't religion supposed to comfort people instead of scareing
them? According to you everybody exept for you over righteous fucks
are going to be burning in a firey pit for eternity. I am not here
to judge, and maybe you are the righteous, and if
you are, id rather be in hell with the satisfaction of knowing i at
least treated people with respect. And at least in hell i will have escaped
all the fundamentalism. We are not all perfect and that goes for your nazi
asses. If your god is like all of you, he can kiss my evolved ass!!!
You better hope that you are right. How could you condem a child
from another country that died before they could even hear about christianity?
You are not god, and in my opinion, you are what gives christians a bad
name. Also, Jesus was not a baptist, the baptist branch of faith
didnt appear till centuries later. You are a sad pathetic people,
and i thank you for having
your own baptist town so you dont infect the innocent with your poison.
You would be wise to honor satan, afterall, he keeps you in business, you
scandalous thugs you......die
well to startb off i would like to say that well quite basicly that
you are full of shit. I shall continue to say that the Santa Clause
in your picture is not telling a kid how big his dick is, he is merely
waving to him and if you find that picture sexually explicit then maybe
you are the homosexual. further more i think you should come up off
that shit about the holidays, Christmas halloween. i do realize that
some people kill animals and stuff on halloween but to ruin a holiday that
little kids enjoy, and many other people also, is just fucking stupid and
empty. you will not be able to tear down traditions that have lasted
through centuries. also satan did not invent
santa clause. if you knew any history you would know that one
of the saints in germany decided to give gifts to the poor children about
two or three centuries ago and the idea stuck. so if you are going
to downsize a holiday tradition at least get the fact first you asshole
What kind of Christians are you anyway????
To have a header on your web page saying if you are not saved you are not
welcome...My gosh...I thought Christians were suppose to attract others
to the fold!You are in essence behaving worse than the sinners you condemn
Which...by the way is God's job...NOT yours!!!!!!! If you were
the only example of Christianity I was ever exposed to I would promptly
join a satanic cult!
I am not going to rant and rave about your website. I am a Christian
preacher, and I just wanted to make a statement. Your type of humor is
extremely offensive to millions of people. I know that people like you
do not care about the feelings of others (or you would not post such a
site). I really do not know what would convince someone with your attitude
that you are in the wrong -- perhaps nothing would. But I cannot
fathom how any human being could take such obvious delight in hatefully
mocking that which is a serious object of faith in so many people's lives.
If you disagree with Christianity, you should present your case intellectually
and seriously. I have often wondered what goes on inside the heart
of people who desire to harm, tear down, and cause pain to others. Maybe
one day, when you have lived a bit more and matured, and experienced life
a bit more, you will regret the hateful things you post on your website.
It would not surprise me if you just
ignored or mocked this email, but I am going to pray for you friend,
and ask that you might consider taking the feelings of others a bit more
What can I say...
Nothing could be as juvenile, hurtful, or hatred-filled toward Christians
as this form of Internet diarrhea.
If your site simply poked a little fun at Christians (such as myself)
I would not have a problem with it and maybe even find it funny.
But this site is out-right attacking religous people in a very demeaning
and stereotypical way, based on the actions of a few who propogate these
Let's replace Christians with any of the following groups: blacks, Asians,
homosexuals. Bet your page would be as popular then?
Dear Brothers and Sister in our Lord, Chist Jesus......
My heart breaks as I visit your site. Did our Lord not say that
NONE are worthy of his forgiveness? Are we not all sinners; inperfect
beings? Does the Bible not say that all have sinned and fallen short
of the glory of God? Why do you dirty the name of our savior?
Who are you to condem the lost souls that Jesus died for? He died
for the gay man, he died for the criminal, he even died for the souls that
curse his name every day!! Will you go to heaven and tell the Lord
how you hated them? I will go to his presence and cry for those who
I was not able to save. For it is by the grace of God that you were
able to know him, not everyone was able to know the truth, and you now
use that truth to damn others. I want to hear from you, I wish to
hear what it is that you have to say. I'm going to be praying for
you, even in our diffrences, we strive for the same goal.
Grace and Peace
Jeff Jones James Dodson
i dont like baptists. i dont like republicans. you base your beliefs
on a book that is 2000 years old. Now if thats not stupid, i dunno what
is. why dont i base my own religion on a book written by J.K. Rowling,
called harry potter.That has about as much proveable truth in it as the
bible does. So go ahead, tell everyone im a satanist and cast me to hell,
but i hate you like you hate women, gays and everything that doesnt conform
to you. I dare you to right me back, in the name of christ you fags! hahahahahahaha
I just finished viewing your web site, and let me start by saying it
is the most offensive thing I have ever read.
First, book burning should NEVER be endorsed by anybody, no matter how
badly a church has brainwashed them.
Next, for some reason, your quiz on deciding if you're going to hell
or not repeatedly assumes that there is a God, when there is absolutely
no evidence proving so.
Third, your endorsing of Jesus offends me. I believe him to have been
a con man who wanted to start a cult based off the convinces of his birth,
and the whole thing got out of hand.
Fourth, your article on gay men. Although heterosexual, I have gay and
lesbian friends, and this article also offends me. I quote from it "...not
only that he had suddenly chosen to become a homosexual, but he had gone
a mile further along the crooked road to Hell by engaging in a sacrilegious
so-called wedding ceremony with Stouffer." Calling the wedding ceremony
sacreligious isn't the problem. It's the fact that you say that Adrian
had "chosen" to "become" gay. PEOPLE DON'T CHOOSE TO BECOME GAY! Homosexuals
are homosexual from the moment they are born. It's a personal preference,
not unlike weather or not somebody likes chocolate.
If I have guessed right, this e-mail has offended you and your beliefs
as much as it offended me and my beliefs. My only hope can be that somebody
in the government sees your church (not all of Christianity, most Christian
churches are fine) as dangerous, and recognizes it for the cult it is.
Thank you for taking the time to read this message
RAVE FOR JESUS?
You see, I also have the similar idea planned in my area, however, I
was reading into your experience and well, "Heavenly Punch"?? Obviously
your youth put something in that, to the effects of probably extacy. I
mean I think the banner "Put the X in Jesus" should have given it away.
And how can you use a flyer that has a swear in it?? Also another thing,
isn't Christ's plan for us to save the unsaved, so how can we do that if
you don't welcome the unsaved to your church?? Yeah you may take my email
read it and think I am one of the lost, but how easy would it be for you
to make that judgement without knowing who I am and what I am about. I
have recieved the gift of the Holy Spirit, I do speak in tounges, and I
was worried when I read about your Rave for Jesus experience. I was saved
and I know what extacy does to you, I did it once while i was lost. And
those feeling you had, well they ! ! scream extacy. That's something I
would look into. And about seeing Jesus, it could have happened, but I'm
sure that the bible says that none shall see his face on earth. Anyways,
hopefully I could shed some light on the subject.
After viewing your site, I believe that you have many demons attacking
you!! First of all the Bible doesn't tell you to vote Republician, yes
Bush may be the most moral canidate of the two and that's who I voted for,
but telling someone they arent Christian for voting for Gore, well is wrong.
God's 11th commandment wasn't "Thou shall vote Republican"!! Another thing,
I believe it is right for men to act like men and women to act like women
and to wear appropriate attire, but I have a question why do you fine people
and how do you have that authority?? No offence but I have seen people
who weren't wearing the nicest of clothes worship Jesus better than the
guy wearing the suit and tie. I appreciate anyone who follows the word
of the Lord, but I believe your church to be to...judgemental and too materialistic.
Worshiping the lord and paying your tithes and your works for the lord
arent so ! ! people will praise you for them, its so the Lord knows that
you love Him. In the case of the woman with the homosexual son, yes homosexualism
is wrong, and I will never practice it, but to say that God doesn't like
him, is well a sin.
God is a lover of all people and God doesn't give up on his people!!
Maybe this womans son is stubborn, it will just take sometime. For you
people to shun people because they don't live up to your standards is wrong.
Can you people really tell me you are perfect?? I know you are not, I have
seen your faults. I just feel as if I came about your site for a reason
and to give you a word of warning. Almost an John to the Churches in Revelations
warning, your heart is in the right place and I know that you care about
the Lord, but the way that you show your caring in some cases you might
be going about it the wrong way. I know that you people will believe whatever
you want and will think I am lost fo! ! r going against some of the things
you people are doing. You believe you are right and I am wrong, and that's
fine with me, at least I did as much as I could and gave you some advise.
As a Christian you are supposed to love all people, love your neighbors,
as God and Jesus does. It shouldn't matter there lifestyle, you don't have
to practice the worng lifestyle but you can help those who live that lifestyle
find the Lord, how would you like it if someone told you the Lord has given
up on you?? There is a straight and narrow path to the cross, and that
is the Bible, and only the Bible. I will keep you in my prayers. Good day
and God Bless.
You claim to be a church? Would God Himself turn those away who
are unsaved? How can you be witnesses to others when the first line
of your website says
if you are unsaved you are not welcome and you should leave?
If you were to look up Baptist in the dictionary, the definition would
Santa will not harm children, it's people like you who will!!
How dare you even suggest that you are worthy people of God,
when you break the commandments of your own faith with such
a filthy, profane, and obsurd defication campain such as you
artical "Injuns asked to stay away from thanksgiving festivities"
Aside from not 'Loving thy neighbor' just who died to give you
the power to pass jugdement on other peoples that occupy this
This is an absolute example of why many people are turning away
from the church. Bigotted micro-brains that think they are so much better
than every one else thinking They are Godly enough to decide the
fate of others.
Gee according to your own faith you will suffer 'eternal damnation'
for assuming you have the right to second guess God!
My sincerest regrets,
My name is Lane Henderson and my nationality is white How can you say
stuff like this!?? I came by that sermon by Ebeneezer Smith on your
site about the chinese, and thougth THIS IS SO RACIST I mean it seems like
you christians have to go around attacking every "foreign" reglion just
because you think you are only reglion on this planet! I mean I have't
seen or heard any Buddhist or any hindu attacking you( ok, I saw
that thing on Pokemon but I am too smart to be into something like, don't
get me wrong I like Anime, but some people don't when lose interest in
some series that gets way to popular) and what the HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
BUDDHA? I mean when you e-mail back tell me something about buddhism, ok?
go research it ok? don't makeup some thing alright! and theirs the indians,
don't you guys remember THEY WERE HERE FIRST, we came in stole their lands
put them in resvervations, then we polluted their lands don't you
feel any guilt in this action? I do, I feel ashsamed of america and
what they (us) did to this country I wish I could undo all that but thats
not possiable and then I would no longer be in existance.
thats all now, but expect more mail from me.
zagadka - Lane L Henderson
No doubt, this will be discarded. My brother told me to check
your site out. Stop disgracing the ministry and making Christianity
look repugnant to the unbeliever. You should be ashamed that you
even had the idea for a site like this. If you would take the time
to read the Scriptures yourself, you would find a variety of different
ways you violating the consciences of others, and disregarding the commandments
of Christ to love our enemies. Your site embitters hatred and anger
in other, even if you have good intentions of making Christianity a "parody".
Why anyone would waste their time to do so is beyond me. This is
in no way helping the kingdom of Christ and the seriousness of the Gospel
C. M. McMahon
"...Search the Scriptures..." John 5:39
Visit WWW.APURITANSMIND.COM a real website dedicated to the glory of
Christ and the exaltation of His name in truth and righteousness.
hay do you write that "satan" claus letter what a bunch of bull shit
i dont like do afend people we all have are own opions and i respect that
but i have my opions to
now dont get my worng(sorry about the spelling)i belive in god but
i watch football on sunday does that make me evil hell now (no fun indened)and
in the pic on that aritcel the dude in the suit santa claus santaclaus
suit is waveing to the boy i hope you now that some people dont think so
and some people do i respect that but
i dont belive that p.si dont like people makeing fun of my name the
clawman990 ok that has nothening to do with satan
Just thought I'd let you know that as of a few days ago, landoverbaptist.org
is FORBIDDEN through the firewall at La Salle Institute, in Troy, NY, a
catholic military school. The site cannot be accessed by any computers
using the school internet connection! It disappoints me greatly that an
upright and God-fearing organization like Landover Baptist is censored
from students at religious school; does this disturb you too?
You are sadly confused, my friend; and preaching confusion.
I suggest you research Santa a bit more; read some history.Santa (that
was his real name) was a saint in a church of god overseas in the early
1700's, I believe. On Christ's birthday, he would give presents to
all the children in the small town where he lived. His name spread
over the years, and came to be what it is now. Just a "larger" image
of the "original" Santa. you can get specifics on your own time. Every
child I know "recognizes" Santa on Christmas morn... the also go to church
to be with God on the very same day... As do I.
But, I suppose, if I wanted to give presents to everyone in my neighborhood
on Christmas morn to celebrate the birth of Christ, that would make me
evil too... right?
-Robby "Merry Christmas" Coats
are you guys nuts?!?! you think very blindly... can you not see
truth in things... break your thoughts into more simple elements... try
not to make such a deal out of things... the universe works in a simple
manner. It is not meant to be disected. Reap from your mistakes
or repent and suffer no more. I do believe that darker forces have
their eye on people that follow religion such as yours... Can you not see
you have created idols.... and meshed them in with God's own words!!! You
evil bastards!! teaching people lies and corruption... I swear... because
of religios entities such as yourself.. the world will come to an end.
As fortold as your bible you have corrupted and changed for you own greedy
purposes...Anyway.. I hope God will forgive you. Because you are
leading people into the pit of fire. Blind leading the blind.
you people are all a bunch of egotistical
idiots. To have the power to judge others must be wonderful. If there is
a hell... I am sure your orginization is the greeter. I will see you there
bastards. Hope you all die soon.
Greetings in the name of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I'm a minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and am over joyed at theopportunity
to spread the good news to the World.
As I read your web site and looked at your articles and the man-made
rules you have, I have to say that my spirit if grieved because you don't
display what you say! The so-called ministries are NOT from the bible.
Scripture does not support LOOSING SALVATION so you can sin to gain a powerful
testimony. How could you forge God's name on such SIN! I was
raised in a conservative Baptist church and I know what biblical Baptist
doctrine says. Your doctrine is not conservative but rather cultic!
To the senior pastor, beware of the demonic doctrine that you
preach. God is not the author of it. Read and study the bible
for what it is not what you would like it to be. God so loved the
world that he gave His Son. How dare we shut the doors on unsaved
people. GOD FORBID!!!
I'm really grieved that you would promote such demonic and anti-Christ
type doctrines and on top of that such ridiculous man made garbage that
you claim is from God. You will answer to God for all of this mess
and that without mercy. To the same measure of your deception shall
be the same measure of your own, and then some. Be wise and mend
your ways. Consider this a wake-up call from GOD. Repent and
receive the GOD of the BIBLE into your life so that the LOVE Christ can
be seen and felt in your ministry to LOST PEOPLE. Don't forget-that's
the great commission, not your in-house rules that only conform people
into your brand of Christianity. Understand the truth and be set
Hopefully and Prayerfully this has made sense to you. If not,
salvation is only a prayer away and to understand this you must be born-again.
Pray to receive Christ today and let him wash your sins away and let come
into your life and be the Lord and Savior of your life.
God Help You to see the TRUTH!!!
You guys make me feel ashamed of being a Christain - You preach hate,hurt,
and generally don't love the sinners out there and are chasing them away
as if they were leppers. God's book is about love and loving one another
and not saying to a non believer he is not welcome - let him see what christianity
is all about and experience God in all his riches and see how people enjoy
God - As for the Pokemon thing - you guys might like to check out the site
by Doctor James Dobson Www.family.org) before screaming Demon, Demon -
God's overall message was to love people into the Kingdom and don't come
and bash me with all your theologian stuff as I am sure you are planning
on doing. Just ask yourself this question - Does this website represent
what your church is actually about or is it making fun of the very God
you and I both Worship. God didn't say that sinners weren't welcome to
him but in turn welcomed them with open arms. Your website has offended
me and my entire Group of Christain surfers - Now imagine the fright a
new Christain would have got. Please Go read your Bible's and change your
website accordingly or we will be forced to do it for you.
Whatever the hell you are talking about on your fucking shit pile of
a web site, it...Isn't...God! Now as for all the things I 'Agreed
to' HELL NO! I am not 18; I am a 17yr old son of a priest, an Anglican
Priest. I do not give you permission to publish this in anyway, accept
the entirety of the piece. I will not allow my words to be twisted
by some ignorant bastards like you. First of all, the big deals.
Calling me a Demon when I give your sorry ass the CORRECT answer, God DID
NOT Do those things, so shut your mouths. Secondly, If you are going
to call yourselves 'men of god' act like it. The bible teaches tolerance
and understanding, and you preach sexist, homophobic, demeaning shit!
Women are not objects to obey their husbands, and Jim Carey isn't Satan...if
he was, just imagine how fun heaven would be.
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Thank you and God Bless!
I think that the shirt you have on the front of you web site is of
the devil. Baptists are not the only one who will make it to heaven. I
am not saying that you are a hypocrit, but your view really suck man. Oh
by the way I am PENTECOSTAL HOLINESS. Hope to meet you in heaven. God bless,
Your church is a sin it self. Give me a break. Really do you
use CUM in a hair salon? If I am going to masturbate, I'll be damned to
tell you let alone put my seed in a tupperware container. You people are
sick. God made our bodys and he knows that we can have that feeling
of pleasure. I am sure God masturbated. Infact he is most likely jerking
off right now! He knows good when he feels it. Go rub your self a
little and get your finger out of your ASS