| December
2002 Newsletter!
MOVIEGOERS BEWARE! The Two Towers is Homo Slang For Erect Hobbit Penises!
Fairy lover and smut peddler, J.R.R. Tolkien's perverted fantasy of hobbit lust arrives just in time to spoil everyone's Christmas.
Should
Unsaved
People Be
Allowed to
Celebrate
Christmas?
When
unsaved
folks
celebrate
Christmas,
it sends
God into a
blood
vessel
popping,
demon
stomping
rage.
Ever
wonder why
so many
folks die
horrible,
painful
deaths in
November
and
December
each year?
Well,
now you
know. The
Lord kills
them.
God
Says
Menstruating
Women are Sick,
Filthy,
and
Unclean!
Get
your free
Christian
Parents'
Guide to
Biblical
Terminology!
Heather
Hardwick's
Heart
& Head
Healthy
Tips for
Baptist
Ladies
"Let’s
not forget
how
disgusting
the Lord
thinks we
are,
ladies.
At
one point,
God
actually
placed
monetary
value on
people
and, as
you can
expect,
we’re
worth
about as
much as a
share of
Enron
stock
(Leviticus
27:3-7)."
Mrs.
Betty
Bowers'
Holiday
Newsletter
America's
Best
Christian
reviews
the new
film, Far
From
Heaven,
and more!
How
a Bible
Based Diet
of Your
Own Urine
Can Aid in
Spiritual
Healing.
Mommy?
Why does
this
ginger ale
taste so
funny?
Free:
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& Re-Usable
Holiday Prayer
Worried
about
being
asked to
give the
blessing
at this
year's
family
Christmas
dinner?
Mrs. Betty
Bowers,
America's
Best
Christian
and Most
Saved
Baptist,
provides a
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prayer
that is
guaranteed
to impress
the True
Christians
and scare
the
daylights
out of the
unsaved at
your table
this year!
Important
Holiday
Links
·
Hanukkah:
Jews
Celebrating
Christ's
Murder
·
Kwaanza:
Another
Excuse for
Colored
Folks to Skip
Work
·
The
Repulsive,
Disgusting
Truth
About
Santa
Claus
·
Sister
Taffy's
Holiday
Memories
·
Colored
Baby Jesus
Shocks
White
Church
Members!
·
Tiny
Penis
Found on
Grinch
Doll!
·
Free
Downloadable
Landover
Holiday
Gift Tags!
·
Santa
Claus Did
Not Die
For Your
Sins! -
Poem
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