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The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children 
(Recommended for Children ages 3-12) -by Pastor Deacon Fred

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Summary: The Talking Snake Theory is a fact-based historical Creation Science book for Christian youngsters. Readers journey back 6,000 years ago in time to the actual date when God created the first two humans from a pile of dirt and a spare rib. It is a time and place that, despite the first hand accounts from eyewitnesses in the Bible, most ignorant secular scholars and scientists refuse to believe existed. For True Christians®, Jews, and Muslims, our entire belief systems hinge on a few words from a talking snake who appeared around this same time. By using fun characters and cartoons based on factual accounts from the Holy Bible book of Genesis (one of the few history books that all three major religions in the world agree on), youngsters are taken on an educational journey they will remember for the rest of their lives.  Children will learn the truth about how snakes used to have legs until one of them opened up his mouth and gave Eve (the first woman) some bad dieting advice.  After God kicks Adam and Eve (the first humans) out of his Garden for listening to a talking snake, readers will follow the first family as they begin to populate the Earth.  The author uses an imaginary character named "Becky," who is Cain's daughter by his mother, Eve, to explain how it was possible for Adam and Cain to find another woman to help them make more babies.  After Becky agrees to be her dad's wife, they have more children together so that Adam can make babies with his grandchildren instead of his daughters, and so on.  Young readers will want to use a brown pen to color the face of Ham who appears right near the end of the book after God turns him into the first Negro for staring at his dad's (Noah's) hootchie.  

The Talking Snake Theory is the second in a series of Creation Science books developed by Landover Baptist Pastor and Christian author, Pastor Deacon Fred.  The first book, Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly and a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky introduced Bible based truths about Creation Science to teenagers and older children.  The Talking Snake Theory has younger audience in mind. 

Hardcover 1st Edition (January 2003)
Christian Children Books; ISBN: 09245699 ; Dimensions (in inches): 0.75 x 10.03 x 10.02
baptizon.com Sales Rank: 2
Avg. Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Number of Reviews: 4

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Editorial Reviews
Since American children who attend public schools are exposed to a false history that comes from silly fantasies about science and philosophy, The Talking Snake Theory is the ultimate antidote.  The book contains timeless truths and facts, gleaned from the oldest and most accurate accounts of creation.  Pastor Deacon Fred has taken experiences from 900 year old people who were actually there to witnesses  God's handiwork and compiled them into an easy to read children's book that is sure to be a classic!

Dr. Jonathan Edwards, Landover Baptist Center For Creation Research- , January 2, 2003
Pastor's Review: The Talking Snake Theory: Teaching Creation Science and Bible Based History to Children
"Most of the suffering in today's world comes from godless people who have replaced the factual Bible account of creation with silly stories about evolution.  None of us would even be here today if a talking snake with legs hadn't opened up it's damned mouth 6,000 years ago! If you can't accept that, in God's opinion, you are a nincompoop! Until this book and others like it are once again read in every home in America, we will make no progress or advancements in our culture! And you can also be sure that Jesus won't come back until we start taking things like this seriously again!"

The Author, Pastor Deacon Fred- , December 19, 2002
Author's Review: The Talking Snake Theory: Teaching Creation Science and Bible Based History to Children
"God has put a special place in my heart for Children, and that's why I'm so excited about to always write these sort of books.  Adults seem to have such a hard time figuring out the facts when they are bombarded with so much scientific nonsense and bunk every day.   I always am comforted by the words of our Lord Jesus himself from Matthew 18:3 when He said, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven."  With this verse in mind, I would recommend The Talking Snake Theory to any adult who is truly searching for reason and meaning in life. 

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5 out of 5 stars Absurd! , January 4, 2003
Reviewer: Mrs. Gerald Ulmer from Des Moines, Iowa

Another book from the Bendover Craptist Church in Freehold, Iowa.  These sick bastards won't stop until they have indoctrinated every single American child with their hateful little Bible fantasies!  And believe me, most Americans are buying right into this bunk!  The President of the United States even spoke at their church!  What a frightening world we live in!

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5 out of 5 stars Finally! A Real Science Book, October 21, 2000
Reviewer: Mrs. Horace Plimpton from Freehold, Iowa.
With all the garbage and trash being forced on our young people nowadays, I removed my 12 children from public school almost two years ago.  I am using The Talking Snake Theory to develop our home schooling Biology class lesson plan for next spring.  It will serve as the textbook!  Thank you, and GOD BLESS YOU, Pastor Deacon Fred! 

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