A Warm True Christian™ Welcome! Click Here to Subscribe to Pastor's Weekly GodCasts! From behind the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, delivers uplifting sermons about eternal damnation, and provides his flock with an unprecedented  True Christian™ perspective on current events and media issues.  His sermons and commentary continue to be a wonderful source of inspiration for the Truly Saved™ on a daily basis.  Get a raw RSS feed of the latest sermons by clicking here.  NEW VIDEOS: View Pastor Deacon Fred's YouTube Videos for Soul Shattering Commentary on the Deplorable State of Our Hell Bound World.

60 Second Sermons (mp3)

Short Bits (mp3)

Our Views on Black History Month Spring Break Warning to Girls! Are Atheists Crazy? Is the XBox Cooler Than Jesus? Mr. George Lucas WWJD Thongs Prevent Rape! Homosexuals in the Hallways Breastfeeding is a SIN! Harsh Words For Sissy Christians The So-Called Science of Language Let's Burn Us Some Witches! Potter Book Burning (Radio Promo) Our Plans for Halloween! Fight Demoncrats on Halloween  Sweet Anointing  I Believe In Unicorns!  Book Release Announcement  A Page From Welcome to Jesusland  The Devil Now Wears Sequins!  Those Damned Scientists! A Word On Halloween Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy? Unsaved Unwelcome Explained Donkeys Can Talk (Song) Retarded Folks in Heaven? Whom Should We Fear? (Song) Sweet, Sweet Moses (Song) Pastor Speaks in Tounges? Is Breastfeeding a Sin? The Six Levels of Tithing Pokemon = Pocket Demons Do Pets Go to Heaven? Saint Patrick's Day Message Pastor's Easter Message The Real Fantastic 4 is 3! Harry Potter Prayer Chain! Spiderman: Arachnid Bestiality! Annual Christmas Message A Christmas Children's Poem Injun Witnessing Tips Leftovers for the Homeless Injuns: America's First Terrorists Pastor's Thanksgiving Message Jesus Has Zero Tolerance for Wiccans C-SPAN Coverage of Pastor's Message to Godless Americans

Get Your Feet Hot for Jesus! An Egg on the Devil's Hiney Greedy Jew Friend Hermasexshurals Praise Jesus! Blasphemy! Preaching From the Ass Jesus Sees You Peekin'! Shotguns in the Bell Tower Tied Up in the Church Cellar Sodomized by Demons Mary Worshippers! Smacked Upside The Head! You Better Love Jesus Ping Pong With Your Testicles! Why Are We Here? Set That Boy Straight! A Beehive in Your Butt Bibleholic Tip Toe Across the Lake of Fire Wiccans in the Attic My Memory of Wicca is Buried Witches Tresspassed! Wiccans Really Love Lucifer! Turkeys & Injuns Hunting Season on Liberals Keeping WICCANS Away How to Trap a Live WICCAN

Our Godly and handsome Pastor has managed to get the Gospel message of Jesus Christ delivered on Jewish owned radio stations in New York, San Francisco, Baltimore, Washington DC, Dallas, Kansas City, Los Angeles, and Des Moines.  Pastor Deacon Fred has been the only True Christian™ to be invited to speak at Secular Humanist, Atheist, and "so-called" free thinkers conferences around the Globe.  He always wins the hearts and souls of the unsaved audience, and comes back home to Landover Baptist with a list of new tithers.  Pastor Deacon Fred makes available through this web page, the previously classified, 60-Second Sermons CD.   Check back to this page on a monthly basis to look for new audio sermons and media clips of events from the last living messenger of the one True God of the Holy Bible, Pastor Deacon Fred.

 

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