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Armed Churchgoers Slaughter Thousands of Endangered Species in Rousing Show of Support for President Trump!

Baptist Students to Build Cages for Mexican Children

Christmas from a True Christian PerspectiveIS SANTA CLAUS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE? 
Don't let your child sit on Santa's Lap! Visit a Baptist Mall to sit on the Lap of the Lord before its to late!

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Before you allow your child to see a movie on Netflix, Amazon or in a Picture House, please read these Baptist film reviews!

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Blow the dust off that old KJV and brush up on your Bible knowledge by taking one of Landover Baptist's Bible Quizzes!

Fake News and Liberal Media Attacks on American Christian ValuesTRUE CHRISTIAN™ ACTION ALERTS! 
True Christian (American) Family Values are under attack from the left wing liberal fake news media! Read these important action alerts!

What does the Bible say about sex? RESISTING SEXUAL TEMPTATION
What turns you on? Lucifer knows. Learn to confront lust with the power of the Holy Spirit!
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Forky: Transgender Smut in Disney's Toy Story 4!

Why Are Black Men So Jealous of White Men's Posteriors?


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Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone ElseBetty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage! 

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Did Men in Bible Times Really Have Balls as Big as a Donkey's?  
 

What True Christians™ Can Do to Prepare for Battle Against Satan on His Birthday: Halloween  
 

WICCA: Intoxicated by Christian Blood!  
 
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We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!
 

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