A helpful graphical chart that
assists in protecting ignorant Christians from homosexual predators...
My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights
of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will
usually do the trick...
Right to be Homo: One Giant Leap Down the Slippery Slope to Armageddon!
They used to limit their
association to deviant acts in out-of-the-way restrooms, highway rest
stops and the places in Catholic churches so synonymous with rectal
intercourse they are simply called “rectories.”
Then, in 1969, a few Nancys pointed...
Report: The WWF- A Hotbed of Latent Homosexuality
In the case of Mr. Kidwell,
Pastor Deacon Fred recalled, "The Holy Ghost living inside of me
made it plain and clear that the old coot was chock full of demons! And
when the Holy Ghost says, 'JUMP!' boy - you'd better JUMP!"...
Reparative: Lisping Surgery
After our doctors have removed
the tip of your son's tongue with a pair of household sewing scissors, a
roll of paper towels will be used to stop the bleeding. Expect to
see swelling around the lips, and if...
Greek in Rome: The Link Between Catholicism and Homosexuality
Last week, the Society to Cure
Ailing Morality published the results of its six month investigation
into the historical and contemporary connection between homosexuality
and the Catholic...
Teacher Turns Kindergarten into Homosexual Training Camp!
"That perverted woman had
been trying to corrupt our children right under our noses," noted
Ladies of Landover (LOL) president, sister Taffy Crockett.
"She had been trying to turn our boys into disgusting fairies and
our girls into feminazi lesbians!"...
Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals
Visit the one of the most
powerful ministries in the world. Owned and operated by Mrs. Betty
Bowers, America's Best Christian...
Scientists Link Rise in Faggotry to "Something Somewhere in the Air
Brother Harry's team followed
the lives of several Landover members moving out of Iowa, conducted
numerous interviews of True Christians living in the devilish towns in
which the church members took residence and clicked countless
photographs of deviant acts...
Difference Between Deuteronomy-Mandated Stoning and Pistol Whipping in
Am I missing something here, or
is the sympathy for Matthew Shepard by people
claiming to be Christians or Jews the ultimate in hypocrisy? True
Christians believe that every word of the Bible...
are Finding Nemo Instead of Finding Jesus and the Homos at Disney are to
"Walt Disney would be
spinning in his grave if he knew his animation studios were full of
giggling homosexuals, doodling and talking about silly colors and little
fishies for their latest film," said Pastor Deacon Fred last
Sunday. "But as we all know, Walt Disney never made it to Heaven...
are Repulsed by Bush
Speakers at a recent “gay
pride” celebration were quoted as saying, “Bush stinks,” “Bush
is slimy,” and “Every time I see Bush, I get sick to my stomach.”
Steve Stouffer, director of the political action...
Movie Goers Beware! The Two Towers is Homo Slang for Erect Hobbit
Pastors who were allowed to see
the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, remember that toward
the end, one of the male hobbits (which is slang for "homo boy with
a little bitty [insert unchristian word here] hanging between his
legs") fell so much in love with the main character, Frodo...
Theatre Tricks Christian Audiences Into Becoming Homosexuals!
The latest atrocity from
Southern California's festering sore on humanity's eyelid is a
theatrical production called "Southern Baptist Sissies,"
This disgusting film is a stab in the heart of morality, our once-great...
Featured in Oxygen Ad, Church Members Encouraged to Stop Breathing
In order to remain alive, or at
least in a temporary stasis, church members will be equipped with state
of the art 'oxygen transferal units.' These units will take the filthy,
dirty, morally polluted secular air that circles...