Landover Baptist Mail Received
December 2001 (unedited and in original form)
You people are full of "CRAP" Santa
is a "Good GUY", Ever see the commercial, where Santa is falling all
over the tree, the toys, etc, Then sees the "Nativity Scene: & falls
to hi knees & prays, & is very "Reverent" It's presented by a "Baptist
Church" on TV. I used to be a Southern Baptist, Then a "Latter-Day Saint"
Now a Minister in the Non-Denominational Church, ULC, Headquarters Calif,
over 4 Million Members, & I have been to "North Pole, Alaska, 1960-62,
Fairbanks, & "I BELIEVE IN SANTA" PS I'm 61 Years Old. Don;t put
out such "Bull Crap" Do something Positive for "a change".
Bob Gwin, Tulsa,
Who may I contact regarding the Santa
is Satan article? Is this someone in your ministry?
After looking over your website, I am not too astonished to realize
that your form of Christian fundamentalism is in many ways no different
than the Taliban's form of Islamic fundamentalism.
I would be more than happy to burn in hell than to accept the idiotic
beliefs that you folks profess.
I'm also very happy that folks like you are a very small minority in
America. But you have every right to believe the way you do. But if you
try to force your beliefs on people, then you deserve to burn in hell in
the same fashion as you accuse others to do so because they don't accept
your childish, blind form of Christian fundamentalism.
Um.. I'm 17 years old. And I don't know a whole lot about the world..
but YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! WHo in the hell do you think you are? Saying that
an illegal immigrant who hasn't bathed
is unsaved? You are the most narrow-minded bastards I have ever come
across in my life. You discriminatory perverts. I have never been so glad
to live in America in my entire life. A place where I'm free to be Pagan
and not have to worry about the likes of prejudice people like you. You
sicken me and everyone else I know. You people will regret treating humanity
-KiLLeRs ArE QuiET-
|when they come from my head|
Hello, I am also a fundamental independent Baptist....I was looking
at your site.....I don't understand your banner. The
unsaved are NOT welcome? Where do you suggest they go? I thank God
Almighty my church did not have the same attitude towards me 3 years ago!
Or I would not have been allowed to come in a hear the Gospel! I would
have lived an unsaved life and gone to Hell when I die! What is a church
for but to share the Gospel with the unsaved? (besides fellowship and spiritual
growth?) Jesus says to Love those who hate you....Where's the love? Jesus
has his arms open wide for all those who seek him.....why is your church
sitting there with your arms closed? People are lost and you are telling
them they are not welcome there? If you can't go to church when you are
lost and looking for answers? where are you supposed to go? Into the hands
of the Charismatic? Fundamentalists are hard to come by these days and
you are willing to run off new converts? God help you,
you have twisted so much scripture!!!! woe be unto you!!!! I pray God
have mercy on your wretcehd souls!!!!! by the way who gives you any
right to tell anyone that they are going to hell!!!! one more thing, Jesus
spent more time ministering to lost "sinners" than to "self righteous saved
people". what is the point of having a church if your only going
to let in your group of people who think their saved in??? I've got
one word to define that---CULT. By the way, God has sent me on a
mission to preach the WHOLE TRUTH of his word, and to expose heresy
and phariseeism such as this. I leave you with some scripture you
have forgotten, or maybe you tore these pages (along with many others)
out of your Bible. Matthew chapter 25. I would give you specific
verses, but you obviously need to read the whole thing. Make sure
you read verse 45 and 46 very carefully. by the way, it's just the
same in 1611 KJV, which is one of my favorite versions, but it's not the
original Greek and Hebrew, which makes KJV only a translation like all
the others. One more thing, NO ONE is able to maintain righteousness
in the site of God by what they do. The Blood of Jesus saves you
and continually makes you righteous and blameless in God's eyes.
Nothing that I have done or not done or wear or don't wear makes me deserve
his salvation or his sanctification. It is a free gift.
Again, I pray God have mercy on you and that your blind eyes be opened
and the lies you have believed exposed.
a warrior for Christ.
what is with the The
Bed-Wetting Sissy? Nancy Boy Chrissy? you people are way off base and
really logically should be ashamed of yourselves. May God help you...........I
pray for you and your souls.
To Whom It May Concern:
I have just a small question. On the White
House’s homepage it is written that your church is “God’s favourite
church”, what certain qualifications does your church have that makes God
favouring your church above all others? And who did God tell this? I can’t
find any support for anything like that in the scripture.
Grateful for answer
Your internet site makes me want to puke!
How the hell can you claim to be the chosen people of a god?
If this tragedy you call a web site is serious? You need a lot of help.
I don;t think that is jesus were here today you would be his chosen
people to hang out with. Your ignorance would be enough to make him turn
and run from you "saved few". Get it together.
All this site is doing is spreading hate and misleading people who are
looking for a place to fit in. But the catch is if a person wants to be
saved he has to purchase the salvation. How in the world do you sleep at
I have never heard such a load of shit in my life remotely close to
what you are sputtering off.
Why don't you just admit this whole thing is no more than a business
venture hiding behind the face of religion.
And the way you pick on the minority groups is just fucked!
First of all a negro does not like to be called colored. What is that
shit? Colored could mean green, orange......Most blacks I know prefer to
be called black or African American. Get it right! No matter what a persons
race is they have the right to walk down the street with out some baptist
or any other fundimentalist attacking him or her for being black, asian
or what not.
And gay people do not choose to be gay. They are born that way. You
can not go around saying that a person being a homosexual is a hobby. Fishing,
paintinng and things like that are hobbies. A persons sexual orientation
is a part of them. You might be able to brain wash a few into what you
want the world to be like, but answer this one. How many of your so called
reformed gays are sneaking around and driving the old stick shift while
your not looking. I bet it's a high number.
I can give you a good example what you ways of thinking turn out into
I am friends with this guy for a while who turned out to be a homosexual.
The way this fit in is that he also grew up in a baptist home. Verry strict
rules were inforced in his home. His parents had a lot of the same screwed
up ideas that you babble off like you know what the worlds troubles are.
Get real! Shit like this web site contributes to peoples problems more
than it heals.
But back to my friend. He has it in his head that he can change his
sexual preference because one of your yahoo Pastors/Cold hearted good ole
boys told him he could change and alter the choice he made to be gay.
When he came to me and told me this I was furious.People do not choose
to be gay. Have you ever thought that it could be a part of the natural
order? What this pastor did was cause a serious meltdown for this person.
He now instead of having a healthy relationship with sombody is going out
and meeting people in parks and other places for meaningless sexual romps
while he plays the part of the straight man to keep the church happy. But
he himself is a total mess inside. Not to mention the dangerous behavior
he is paticipating in. The pastor who told him being gay was wrong really
helped his situation. All your wonderful church did for him was cause more
confussion for this man. Great job guys.
It makes not a bit of diference to you that your cult is screwing up
peoples heads as long as you bring in that all mighty dollar.
So what is salvation going for these days? Personaly I would just as
well rather walk down to the corner and buy a bum a meal before I would
send you a cent. I hope a few more people see you for the joke you are.
Your whole world is just sickening. You know nothing about loving your
fellow man. This site has proven that much. You people are the ones that
should be drowning in shame right now. Not the gay, jews or any othe minority.
This whole thing didn't work out too well for Hitler if you have read your
history books. The Nazi thing is just not happening anymore. Not if a person
has any brains.
And just remember, if Jesus were here today he would more than likely
laugh in your face. I know the rest of us find a lot to joke about when
we think about your kind.
Have a nice life and enjoy spreading that beautiful hate you bring.
Also go ahead and post this if you feel the need. I plan to post on
my site as well. This version. Not the edited joke you will post.
Dear Sirs:........I say sirs, because after reading from your website,
I am lead to believe that women had nothing to do with this! I came
across your website purely by accident and began to read about how Santa
is a drunken homeless child molester reeking of urine and alcohol. I then
followed some of your links.......truly amazed I might add that such "Christians"
would pass judgement on the unsaved.......isn't the work of a Christian
to spread the word of God and help the less fortunate? Become saved and
go out to buy a suit and tie or a new dress...........what about the poor
man or woman who accepts Christ as their savior, but cannot afford to purchase
these material things? Does your church purchase these material items for
these people? It is apparent that your church is rich financially........and
to think that a childs bed wetting is caused by homosexual tendencies..........I
just really can't believe that anyone......christian or not would think
this........please enlighten me!
funny you bitch about our war on terrorism,and say it is a "war against
the wrong god"as if it is a christian crusade.did any of your friends die
in the wtc bombing?was the little old lady in connecticut who died of anthrax
your grandmother?she was somebodies grandmother.i'd be mad as hell if my
granny died from an anthrax letter.i had a friend who was on the very floor
the plane crashed into.and i have a blackbelt in kenpo karate.i hope to
meet you some day.dont bore me with a reply to this e-mail
david john rambo
I am a Christian woman that loves the Lord Jesus with all my heart
and it greived me to find your site for what you have on there and your
claims absolutely shocked me....no wonder the lost sometimes run from Jesus
and Christianity...you certainly dont show God's love in your claims and
the paraphernalia you sell..I am sick at heart at your display of lack
of love. Shame on you....how do you sleep at night knowing you treat people
with such a lack of love and respect? Where is the conviction of the Holy
Spirit in your lives? Apparently it is lacking in a big way..I love you
as my brothers and sisters but I hate what you are doing in coindeming
& damming others, a big ZERO when it comes to loving others.
You were once yourselves lost...try to remember that...you are forgiven
but certainly you must remember that you wernt always covered by the blood
of Jesus, you too were on your way to hell...the difference between us
the saved and them, the unsaved is... FORGIVENESS!! I believe in one Judge,
the Almighty Himself. God is LOVE....where is the LOVE?
Sincerely in Christ,
"Merry Christmas to all who are saved! If you are unsaved, please
leave. You are not welcome here."
Wow. That's an amazing message. How do people become saved?
By being unwelcome in Church?? Or by being welcomed and accepted
in Church and seeing love of God and wanting to be a part of it and accepting
Jesus? I know I wasn't saved when I started going to church, but
I am now. Wonder how that happened. By not going to church?
No. Because when I began attending church, I was accepted and welcomed
and loved. I realized I needed that love in my life, and I accepted
Jesus as my savior. I think your statement is the saddest thing I've
heard from a church. I pray for all the people who have been exposed
to such things, I pray they can look beyond that to the true message of
love that Christianity should stand for. I pray that they have the
courage to continue to search for God, and are not turned away by you.
I pray that you find love, find Jesus, and read that book you undoubtebly
swing around at! people. It's got a message of love and compassion
and mercy that is undeniable.
you are wrong santa claus is real and he is not satan. santa claus
has been believed as a nice jolly fat person for over one million years.
some kids i know have been to this page and now they don't believe any
more. Santa Claus is not ruining Christmas But this web page is! Santa
Calus is real for your information, becuase on a website i saw a NICE picture
of him and a sweet little girl. well hope you all are happy to hear that
you have ruined some childrens belif! well bye now(santa +satan =whatever)
your friend catherine:(
yea whatever! Happy
Birthday Ricky! Yo amo tu!
What a completely offensive site...one of the purest forms of ignorance
I have seen in a long, long, time...
Gee...I wonder how much money you rake in from your supporters...probably
well beyond their means.
Gee...I wonder how much you give back.
Gee...I wonder if God truly does talk to you, or if it's your own guilt
in disguise for the unclean thoughts you may have each and every day.
Gee...I wonder what Jesus would think of you. No one should be
"unwelcome", saved or unsaved. You're no better than any one else,
though in your arrogance you believe you are.
Gee...I bet you've never had the priviledge of hearing a whisper from
God. You're too busy invoking your own judgement on all who don't
see things as you do.
Gee...I bet you tear the hearts out of your children when they behave
in a natural, curious way...destined to grow up repressed, angry, confused
Gee...I'm sure you're the "Christians" that use a lower-case "c"
You're not saved, you're drowning in your own sin and don't know how
to fix it, so you condemn the world...and pull in others to validate your
God isn't very happy with your form of Christianity...it's been twisted
and distorted...and used in a violating manner. He is quite unhappy
and has some pretty great plans for you all.
I was recently traveling throughout the internet to find you exactly
which cretins were once again burning books, when I cam across your inspiring
web-site. How do you still have followers? Your ignorance does not ceast
to astound me. Let's Begin with your "Literal
Translation" of Livin' La Vida Loca, Not to burst your bubble,
But this does not translate out to Livin' For The Devil. It translates
out to Living The Crazy Life. If you had any common sense in your
head, you could pick up a spanish dictionary, and translate this without
effort. Just for reference purposes...you might want to write this
in your nearest note book, The spanish word for devil, is Diablo.
Not Vida loca. On to your book burning. I never truly had a
problem with the church of god until I cam upon your website. But
now your actions offend me. The burning of books just goes to show
your ignorance, and having the gall to charge FINES when discovering
that a member of your church might not have burned a book, well that's
not called catholicism my friend, that's called communism, and if that's
what you're looking for, MOVE TO CHINA, they'll love you there.
On to the subject
of NSYNC, Acid Rock? PLEASE say that was an error when you created
this web site. If you think NSYNC is acid rock, you a sorely misguided.
As far as 13-year olds commiting suicide. I'll tell you what, It
wasn't the music playing in the background that allowed that thirteen year
old to get ahold of the implements needed to end her own life. Where
were her mother and Father. What happened to the guidance coming
from your god? The biggest problem I have with your religion and
it's followers is the fact, that if it doesn't create good PR for God,
it must be bad, let's ignore the fact that somehow these "good christian
parents" didn't notice there child commiting suicide, and instead blame
it on a band that calls attention away from god instead. And my last
topic. Jar Jar, as a sexual idol. Wow I don't think I'm
really gonna waste my time on that one, It's just to idiotic to stare at.
let alone write about. I would love to here your opinions,
but before writing me back, do make sure you check your facts.