Landover Baptist Mail Received
September 2000 (unedited and in original form) UPDATED: 09/22/2000
dear landover, I am nothing more than a humbled servant of my
lord Jesus Christ, son of the one and only true living god. I just
accidentaly stumbled onto your website and my mouth droped to the floor.
I can barley type I am so --how should I say this --dumbfounded by your
ch.. ch.. chu..oh whatever it is. Take for instance the part where you
submit how much a person tithed like they have hit a sales mark in Amway--I'm
a Diamond because i gave 10,000,000. But anyway I am sorry if i sound
rude i just got shocked. P.S. I will pray for your
souls tonight because I think Gods heart is breaking.
Where are you guys located And can I go through the "hell house"?
I think that the anti Harry Potter page you have is immature and stupid.
If Kids and Adults want to read Harry Potter, than let them read it. I've
read the fourth book and it is complete an utter bull sh*t that Harry killed
his parents with a nife. Harry Potter books are completly harmless. You
are acting extreemly immature and childish. Harry Potter does not encourage
the occult. The things in the books are so un realistic that 4 year olds
can tell it's fake. The books are fun to read and anyone (except you) would
rather read a Harry Potter book than sit through church. If banning harmless
books is what you do for a living, I feel very sorry for you. Why don't
you just grow up and let people read what they want.
Ban halloween? Ban halloween? thats so funny I can't even stop clutching
my sides. You can't ban halloween you idiots! Theres nothing you can even
do to come close to banning halloween, getting rid of a national holiday
needs a better case than calling it satans birthday...Believe me...If I
see any of your little baptist brainwashed children starting trouble with
DECENT kids on halloween, I won't need a costume to make'em wet their pants...hehehe
May God have mercy on your souls....after ya'll pass away there will
be alot of answering to do for those of you running and enforcing the rules
and things that ya'll have setup There...AS OF PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE WHO
MISBEHAVE.. WHOS EVER HEARD OF PAYING FINES OF MONEY FOR FORGIVNESS!!!!?
IN WHOS EYES OR SHOULD I SAY POCKET DOES IT GOTO THEY SHOULD ALL SEEK OUR
TRUE KIND LOVING FORGIVING GOD SOMEWHERE ELSE CUZ ITS NOT WHERE YOU GUYS
I am offended by your assumption that Australians and Australia are
Godless and let me assure you sir we don't spend our life walking around
upside down I spend my Life praising Jesus and am a dedicated Christian
who is offended by you and all you represent. May the Lord forgive you
for preaching such vitriolic rubbish about our wonderful Country and I
praise Jesus that all Americans are not like you.
God Bless you and forgive you
On your site is says you are against Dr. Jack Hyles, is this true and
if so please explain to me your judgement of him. Also, I am thinking about
coming to visit your church and was wondering if that is true that you
have a waiting list on visitors of 3 years, if so why? Also what
are all the fines for???
Sincerely, Potential 50 dollars for your pocket
you fuckers make me sick! you don't know shit about shit! i am particularley
disgusted by how you were racist against asians and saying that in hell
they just keep yapping. i'm half-asian you MO-FO, so you offended me. oh
yeah, HELL ISNT REAL! its just something you scum created to control people!
get a life or else your bad karma's gonna whup your ass, loser.
Will Mosley <
I just read the article on the little boy who said he hated Jesus.
Just because he said that does not mean he is demon possessed, he may have
just been mad at his parents. In any case, the way the boy was treated
was totally inhumane! There is such a thing as child abuse, and I
think that was it!
Don't get me wrong, I do believe in demon possession. I believe
that binding and casting those demons out and pleading the blood of Jesus
over the person will work. Bringing an excorsist in and doing an
excorcism will not cast that demon out of the person and to hell where
it belongs. It will cast them into another person--usually into the
excorcist himself. Excorcism is NOT Biblical at all. Even the
dictionary's definition is not Biblical. You should look into the
difference between 'excorcism' and 'deliverance'. Jesus delivered
people from demons, he did not set up an excorcism. Excorcism is
heavily demonic. If you are practicing excorcism rather than deliverance,
then you have demons all over you and your church, and you are being decieved
by Satan himself. I'm telling you this because I
want you to know the truth. If you don't believe me, do your
own study on the difference between these two and make your own conclusions.
Also pray for a humble spirit. God hates pride. It is an abomination
to him-just like homosexuality! Read Job.
In Jesus' Name,
Pastor Adolf Hect.
I would like to take this opportunity to speak to
you from my heart. I have been a Christian all my life and I have never
heard anyone who professes to be a God fearing person take such liberties
with the Lord's name and try to say that anything you say is the Lord's
The God I have worshipped since a child, said "Suffer
little children and forbid them not to come unto the kingdom of Heaven".
What He does not say that I am aware of is what to do with adults like
you who have long since reached the age of accountability. I will not judge
you. I will though, ask you to consider the many souls you are responsible
for leading. Ask yourself if on judgement day you are prepared for the
numerous souls who will have their accountability layed at your feet.
As far as the Native Americans...I think even you
must allow that they were here first. God gave them this land long before
any of you ancestors even considered stepping foot on this soil. And if
you would check your history books they were not the savages you report.
If they had been the settlers who arrived here would have been masacred
or starved to death, instead they were invited to join in on the feast
As far as how the Natvie Americans killed, raped,
kidnapping, etc. The Indians were fighting to keep their land that the
Lord had fore ordained that they have by the sheer fact that this is where
He had placed them. The white people went into their homes and killed and
raped the women and children. When the Indians acted in kind it was a different
story. Talk about a double standard.
I can see why you would not want the Native Americans
to be present at you festivities. The many youth who will undoubtedly be
present may hear the truth or may hear about the Lord in a way that is
not tainted with your views. They may have a seed planted in their mind
that will take root and they will begin to realize that your way may not
be the only way. Your views may not become their views. That is a dangereous
thing. Youth who make up their own mind about what they believe would be
a real threat to your way of life.
I will pray for you, as far as I can see you need
it as much as anyone I have seen. I don't expect this email to go far in
you church, I can't imagine that you would like anyone with a mind to start
thinking, but if only one person sees this and looks for themselves at
the Holy Bible and makes their own Holy Spirit lead decisions about what
they believe then my God will have another soul and you will have one less
to be accountable for.
I will pray for you and your church
Dear LandoverBaptist members,
I think your opinions about "Pokemon
being devil instruments" is absolutely a riot. I'm a heartfelt, and powerfully
set republican who belives that the Devil is indeed at work in the world
today, but what you've posted on your site about Poke'mon is like a script
from 'Saturday Night Live' or even Fox's "Mad TV." It's ridiculous, and
paranoid to think that little, tiny action figures, or stuffed animals
of cartoon characters are going to lodge themselves in your throat until
you die. A little boy killed his parents, and stole their money to buy
gum? I cried laughing, and aside from that it doesn't translate into "Pocket
Demons" Poke'mon translates into "Pocket Monsters." One last thing, do
you hide under your covers from the monsters in the closet. too?
Oh-my-god. Ive seen alot of really disturbing, madning
and frightening demon-like site online and let me just say that you're
is just the most demon-like and saddening one of them ALL.
Unsaved not welcomed? Oh god forgive you, for you don't know what
Don't do your ugly racism, bias, anti-everyone and say it's god's word?
Don't disrespect jesus in such way.
Lord have mercy on your souls for such trash and hate you put on your
I feel sorry for the torment you have in your hearts.
Go in peace.
Someone just posted your rotten thing about Iowa televising executions.
You are really slimy jerks. Its not funny. NOT FUNNY!!!!!!
To whom it may concern:
I realize that you think it is right to condemn all those who read
unchristian literature, eat unchristian food, and listen to unchristian
music. I know that you may not get a very large response from the other
side of the story, because I find it hard to believe that many non-Christian
"evil-devilish beings" would ever waste their time on your site. I, my
friend, have taken that time.
If you believe that you can put down other
peoples way of life, and expect nothing in response...your wrong. You may
be preaching about your way of life, and those who have led you there,
but those other people that you are putting down, and condemning, they
are LIVING their lives. They are living the way they want to live. If you
accept your own way of life, and embrace it, you must also learn to accept
the way of life of others.
I have never exactly read the Bible, but I
have been exposed to it my entire life. There are some parts of the bible,
such as the ten commandments, that I do hold to be significant, and a part
of everyday life. Other parts I may find silly. The point is, you have
to accept other people for who they are.
I will take the liberty to use myself as an
example, for that OTHER way of life. The way that is supposedly going to
lead me down whatever fiery road there is. I have just turned 18. I believe
in very little religion, but if I had to choose one, it would be Bhuddism.
I find it true to life, and true to human nature. I find the bible to be
fictitious, and hard to prove on a regular basis. I may smoke cigarettes,
but I do not use drugs or drink alcohol. Frankly, I disagree with it entirely.
I have engaged in premarital sex, but only with one woman, of whom I do
wish to marry soon. I also prohibit any kind of sex that has no meaning,
marital or not. I am also proud
to say, that I enjoy masturbating, regularly!
HOWEVER, I do not treat any kind of person
with disrespect that I do not deem worthy of it. I treat every human being
with respect, and may argue their
ideas, but not their personality. Will I still go to hell? If there
is a hell, will I go to it, even though I know of many Christian who have
taken part in many more terrible events and acts than I have. If there
is a heaven, will Jesus embrace me for doing my best for humankind, even
though I may not be a Christian. I may
not follow the teachings, but I see myself as good and pure. More pure
than some Christian that I know of. Do I still get the short end of the
I hope that this letter finds someone, and
finds someone who will take the time to read it, and think about all that
I have said. I am begging for a response. I wish to learn more, and become
more knowledgeable in all the many ways of the world.
- Jesse Aaron Nickerson
and you claim that you can identify with the bible. (Grinch Review)
this was extremely stupid and miscalculated...you've never seen the movie,
since its not out yet. You claim that eating rotten eggs causes death...even
if the idea that green eggs were meant to appear rotten existed, It is
EXTREMELY unlikely that you could die from such a thing...unless your a
landover baptist in which case god would stoop to a silly death like that
to kill you and make the world a better place. No commandment that forbids
the eating of pork exists either...you made this up no doubt to seduce
only stupid worthless vermin of your church into hating nearly everything
that god created. I would rather share a bed with the most obnoxious, stuck
up, perverted, hollywood actor, than live within a hundred miles or more
of people such as yourself...GET A LIFE, FOR THE SAKE OF DECENT HUMAN BEINGS
your racist comments about japanese and indian people, among others,
are very un-Christ-like. Jesus walked among the unsaved. He didn't preach
to the choir.
You folks, on the other hand, only care about your own self-righteousness
and the promise of hellfire. Jesus preached love. You are haters,
and are therefore not true Christians! You are a parody of religious people.
Religious people open their hearts and their hands, they welcome strangers.Your
hearts are hard and your hands are cold.You are not religious or Christians
in any sense.
I was searching for ''oxygen containers" in yahoo and one of the search
results was a picture of a woman carrying an equipment which helped her
filter out the dirty secular air and replaced it with clean christian air.
Please send more information about this feature which was given in an
article named "HOmosexual
featured in Oxygen ad,church members encouraged to stop breathing".I
am looking forward to have that information as soon as possible.
Ardavan Shirazi Rad
Pastor Deacon Fred:
I am not joking with you or anyone else.The item I have asked
you to send for me is quite needed for our Company in Tehran.My company
requires those information as soon as possible.Please note that i have
attached the page to this E-Mail and the picture is also down here.Please
note that you should be aware of what is in your site because you are the
Ardavan Shirazi Rad
I am looking forward to hear from you as soon as possible.
You people are truely sick twisted demented and parinode freaks, I
know each and every one of you should be commited to a mental institution
for your phycotic behavior and insane paronia of everything being demonic
or satanic. You may not actually be able to control your biazzare actions
so I emplore you please for yourself and the general public seek mental
help or conselling.
I just have one question. Are you a Jew? And if not why do you always
quote from the old testament. I thought all of that was re-written when
your son of god, Jesus, died on that cross you people wear around your
necks. I mean Im not trying to start trouble it is a legitimate question.
You are quoting from the Torah. That is a Jewish document not a christian
one. Oh well I suppose that Hypocrisy is you people's middle names correct.
The year is 2000, wake up and deal with reality, you bunch of losers!
Jesus wouldn't stop throwing up... if He came down to earth and saw
the disgusting pompacity that you are displaying in his name.
If you people are saved, let me forever be damned, because I don't want
to BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR NASTY ASSES ON EARTH OR OTHERWISE.
You are human filth. And I hope the "injuns" set you aflame this Thanksgiving.
you people are sick! why would u treat a 10 year old boy that way.
That is wrong and definitley not Christian.
To begin his C.A.S.H. treatment, Geoffrey will be asked to make a formal
apology to the congregations at all 14 Church Services on Sunday morning.
As punishment, he will be forced to wear a large sandwich-board sign reading
"I Am A Sissy." He will not be allowed to walk on church grounds, he will
only be allowed to skip. If he is caught misbehaving again, his momma will
be fined $1,000.00 for each offense.
In accordance with Landover's Biblical school guidelines, Geoffrey's
schoolmates will be commanded to continue to taunt, trip, slap and spit
upon him to encourage him to see the error of his evil lifestyle choice.
The child's image will also be placed around the schools, framed in mock
"wanted" posters explaining in easy-to-understand terms why God hates sodomites.
"We believe this will be a most effective deterrent," said Landover Psychologist
Dr. Michael Tolliver. "The child will eventually come to his senses. I'm
sure of it." What the hell is that? You PEOPLE ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I attempted to read your sermon. Your strange spin on biblical principles
was filled with so much bitterness,hatred, and self-righteousness I had
to stop. Reading your rhetoric and propaganda sadden me. Is your
responsibility to judge and condemn? Is love for another person a consideration
in your ministry? Unfortunate it is individuals like you that appear
to be holier than thou are filled with hidden and closeted sin.
A failed Reader
Who ever wrote the article on how an 11 year old girl learned how to
have sex from Brittney Spears should be ashamed of themselves. I
am not a Brittney Spears fan but as a college educated person with good
old common sense, I recognize that this rediculous. First of all,
this vulgarity and poor taste in language should not be allowed in a "godly"
publication. What kind of a christian writes these kinds of things
and is proud of it? Maybe this person should stop trying to pass
judgement on others and concentrate on their writing skills! Any
piece of writing that uses the word "whore" more that once is too dirty
for a playboy magazine much less a "godly" one. I feel sorry for
i don't know what kind of church you are and i don't know your history
but when i read something on your site i was really confused as to why
you would say such a thing. i don't know the exact words you used but you
were turning away people who are not saved and telling them to go play
with their demon friends. first of all, if someone is not saved, would
Jesus turn them away and say something like that? what if someone has never
heard of Christ and came to your site, how do you think they would react?
and to tell someone to go play with their demon friends. oh dear where
do i begin? not everyone is posessed you know. and attacks from satan himself?
your message preached nothing but hate and you are worried about being
attacked by satan? you are being used by satan to make people think that
Jesus doesn't want them and that your church or whatever is better than
someone. i am saved and i have never heard a message so disturbing and
hateful from a church. i pray that you would try to be a little more christ-like
in the future and maybe say something positive.
Jenna E <SMCHUNTER7
I don't think it is a joke
to talk about suicide or anything! I don't find it very funn! Pastor???
Pastor of what exaactly...what religion?? Because I am pretty sure every
religion doesn't believ in suicide! You should take that down NOW! And
don't tell me to go away! You probably belong to some orgy cult or something!!!
*Nsync is better then you and that's why you have that gay ass thing on
your GAY ASS sight!!!! Take it down ASSHOLE!!!!
Andrea MacDonald <andiemac13
I will not tell you my name, but I have to say now that this church/web
site is unbelievable! What you suggest and/or preach is absolutely
incredible! I do not mean these things in a good sense either.
I think all of you people need to go out and find the real Jesus, and worry
more about yourselves than others. Clearly, you are reading too much
into the ways of the world. You think that everyone and everything
that is not related to Landover Baptist is evil and of the Devil.
I can assure
you 100% that you are wrong. Nothing revolves around you people,
and you are most certainly not God's gift to mankind. I just wanted
to say how wrong you people how and how your minds have become clouded
and prejudiced. Rejoice in the Lord!
a concerned REAL Christian
I was appalled from reading your articles on the website. I have
been a Christian for many years and the view points that are expressed
aren't GOD views, your organization has perverted the word of GOD and make
only the rich attend your colleges and church, and Jesus said a rich man
will never see heaven. I don't know if your website is totally serious
or what, but I am thankful I don't belong your occult. I don't mean to
offend you personally but it is my right to express my opinion as well.
In response to "Sissy
boys", I don't know if you people are for real or what but it sounds
like the only possessed demons are those who believe in the bullshit. Please
seek psychotherapy immediately.
this site is the most hypocritical abomination to the christian faith
i have ever had the misfourtion of coming across. first of all the nsync
article is a load of crap, obviously whoever wrote it up had absolutely
no expirence in the journalism world whatsoever. you didnt even spell their
names right and they are not hevy metal, they have never called themselves
"in sin" and justin timberlake is not dating britney spears nor would he
ever date a 13 year old fan. that is rediculous. obviously it was the mother
who was to blame for not watching her daughter, not nsync. yeah, lemme
tell you how outragious songs like "god must have spend a little more time
on you" are. if you think that's bad baby you aint seen nuthin yet. ever
heard of marolyn manson? that's something to get upset over. looks like
that kid needed mental help anyways. and the mother sure seemed upset about
the whole thing...NOT she wants a new house in orlando. and if you notice
god never said to kill ur kids if they're bad, that is over the old covenent,
not the new one. jesus died for our sins so that we wouldnt have to and
you call urself a church?? i hope somebody sues you for using the name
baptist in your title. this isnt a church, it's a CULT.
It is really amazing that you condemn beards in you congregation. That
would mean Jesus could not be a member of your worship service without
JJD James Duke
To The Webmaster,
Is this website supposed to be a joke??? Cause it's not funny!
A REAL Christian
i think your article on how NSYNC was responsible for that dumb bitche's
kid is stupid. they had nothing to do with it. you guys are the ones going
to hell. you shouldn't be spreading ur 'filth' around. may the lord have
mercy on your souls for creating such garbage. this is infact, THE biggest
mumbo-jumbo i've heard in my life.
fuck you, i know you are going to turn this around in to something
like this is evidence of satan invading emails or some shit like that but
this has to be one of the worst web sites i have ever seen!!!! you people
make up stupid rasicist storys and put them on your stupid website!!!!you
should go back under the rock you crawled out from and wait to die, or
even better put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger!!!!!
fuck off and die