NATIONWIDE ACTION ALERT!
Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth!
Mr. Timothy Huxton* opened his son Timmy Jr's bedroom door, he was shocked
to see his little boy's innocent white hiney nestled into the 9ft Na'vi
doll he bought himself for his son's birthday. Lately, many Americans have
suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the
characters of James Cameron's latest movie, "Avatar." The soothing
voices of the Na'vi and their timid, childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a
world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase a popular
life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by their
child as a masturbation toy.
Under the guise of family entertainment, Cameron's "Avatar"
movie has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual
innuendo." Pastor Deacon Fred
of the Landover Baptist Church commented,
"The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue
instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we've caught on!
"The demonic characteristics of the Na'vi become
obvious when one pays close attention. Their thick lips, suspicious hair
tight hind-sides and seductive tails, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered
man," says Pastor Deacon Fred.
Experts who have examined the giant dolls that have since become the
favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is
overwhelming. The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation.
They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for
male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens.
Members of the Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic
subtlety in which James Cameron's marketing geniuses have moved these horrific
abominations into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned
that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted.
"She asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at
school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know has dark skin
and a nice tail, so what use are they to me?' Her mother was horrified!"
Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this
problem is to ban not only life sized Avatar dolls from American
homes, but to ban
any life sized doll.
Any child that has seen the
movie, "Avatar," is finding that their normal attraction to members of the
opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to 9-10ft dark devils
feet the size of elephants, thickened lips, flattened snouts, and a lubricated
phallic tail that juts out like a hard erotic poker! For the Love of God!
If you've got one of these devils in your house, remove it as soon as possible!
*A Special thanks to Mr. Timothy Huxton for his
long-suffering personal testimony. After years of recovery, Mr. Huxton has been
re-admitted to the Landover Baptist Hospital for the Saved and remains
in stable condition after
treatment for traumatic shock.