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Buy This Book On A T-Shirt! Shopping With Jesus Is 100% Safe!Guaranteed. (We'll set one up for you) View my Wish List Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky! (Creation Science For Teens) -by Pastor Deacon Fred List Price: $14.95 Our Price: $57.99 You Save: Nothing. (Only Jesus Saves!) Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours (if Jesus wants it to) from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa: Summary: Donkeys Can Talk and People Can Fly - Creation Science for Teens is a Bible based textbook designed to reclaim America's children from the corrupting influence of today's culture. Religious leaders around the country believe it will replace most high school science textbooks in the next four years. The book opens up with an unforgettable Bible truth in the form of a poem: "Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly and There's a God-Man Named Jesus Who Lives In The Sky - Science and Math are all made up lies, by a giant old demon with a tail and red eyes." These words describe in beautiful simplicity the glorious True Christian principles upon which the United States of America was founded. Donkeys Can Talk and People Can Fly is a wonderfully animated approach to the Bible. Secular children will be introduced to timeless True Christian beliefs that come directly out of the Scriptures and not from the hallucinations of some boat-riding, bird-watching, monkey-loving, lizard-humping, 19th-century liberal! Teens will enjoy hearing stories about angels, "the flying people with wings," and demons, "naked red-skinned creatures with razor sharp teeth and horns sticking out of their sweaty heads." What a great book to have in secular schools! Kids will finally learn the truth about Creation- "how a giant old man with a long beard just snapped his fingers and everything just poofed into existence." Parents will be overjoyed to find that their children will no longer be exposed to the fantasies and supposed truths that public schools have been teaching them for the last 30 years. They will learn that some bodies do not decay after death, but remain intact and never rot so that when God finally decides to invade Earth, they will all come back to life and become "flying people" who zoom up to the clouds to join Jesus' army of angels on jet-propelled horses!" Solid Gold Hardcover 1st Edition (November 2001) Christian Children Books; ISBN: 09245699 ; Dimensions (in inches): 0.75 x 10.03 x 10.02 baptizon.com Sales Rank: 10 Avg. Customer Rating: Number of Reviews: 4 God Fearing Fundamentalist Baptist Customers who bought this book also bought: The Holy Bible by God. TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers by Sister Taffy Crockett Surfin' The Net With Jesus! by Judy O'Christian Levi: The Dancing Cockroach (Introducing Jewishism To Youngsters) by Gloria Steinhunt Christ-Related Auctions, Jesus Shop sellers and our other Christian stores recommend: Women Probably Don't Have Souls, Edited by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick, (Current bid: $219.00) Solid Gold Calf (Price: $118,125.00) Editorial Reviews Synopsis This book is a wonderful introduction to "Creation Science." Children will learn that people once lived to be 900 years old, that donkeys and snakes can talk, that the earth has four corners, that bats are really birds, that man is made of mud, that the first woman was made from a rib bone, that the world was made in 6 days, that God drowned everyone on earth one time because fallen angels were having sex with humans and creating dinosaurs, and much, much more! Dr. Jerry Falwell, Thomas Road Baptist Church- , March 2, 2000 Pastor's Review: Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky "We have foolishly let public schools teach their godless philosophy for more than 30 years - and we are beginning to pay a fearful price for our folly," The Author, Pastor Deacon Fred- , February 9, 2000 Author's Review: Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky "If children would be reading factual books like 'Donkey's Can Talk and People Can Fly,' (Landover Baptist Press) and 'Jesus Had Short Hair' (by Dr. Jack Hyles) instead of ridiculous secular fairy tales about 'science' and 'liberal arts,' we wouldn't be in the position we are today, having to deprogram our children when they come home from public school every day. This Godly book should be held high as a shield against a cultural system that has been carefully and deceptively developed by Satan and his invisible army of hoofed satyrs!" Customer Reviews of the Day (what's this?) Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers! 251 of 250,811 people found the following review helpful: Hogwash! , October 8, 2000 Reviewer: Mrs. Alvin Pecklemeyer from Kansas City MO, NY The Bible is full of made up stories about people flying and donkeys and snakes talking. See Numbers Chapter 22-23. I can't believe that in this day in age we have people trying to brainwash children into believing these fantasies! And trying to pass off science as a fantasy? What's next? Are we going to say that Moses never changed his shoes for 40 years? The only jack ass that can talk is Pastor Deacon Fred. Was this review helpful to you?     517,221 of 517,222 people found the following review helpful: Required Reading For Christian Children!, October 21, 2000 Reviewer: Mrs. (Suzzanna Beth) Billy Ray Simpkins from Freehold, Iowa. We homeschool are children and my youngins near praised Jesus for the whole night when they done red this story and I mean to tell you they was so full of joy, they wanted to go out onto the roof and play angel! We is sick of them schools teachin' kids science. I pray to Jesus that this book replaces all of them made up stories about biologenes and nature real soon! Was this review helpful to you?     Customers who bought titles by Pastor Deacon Fred also bought titles by these authors: Adolf Hitler Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell President George Bush Rev. Fred Phelps Jorgé Luis Borges Conditions of Use | Privacy Notice This Landover Baptist Parody page utilizes trademarks and graphics © 1996-2001, amazon.com, Inc.