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Click here for the buttons, mugs, caps, shirts and the stickers!Find out if you are circumcised:  

By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him.  Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail.

For this procedure you will need:  A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels, and your penis.







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