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How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween! INCREDIBLE LINKS LISTED
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If Your Child Was Born on 06-06-06 Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 was no time to stop! Relive the horror of that fateful day! Learn How to Create a Quality Hell House: With more than just the usual dumpster full of rotting human fetuses. Find Out How Movies Like "Scooby Doo" Are Turning Kids On to the Occult: When Hollywood released the film, "Scooby Doo," Landover was there to help Christians understand the horrifying occult messages hidden in the voice of a talking dog. Pastor Deacon Fred Addresses the WICCAN Community on YouTube: Our Pastor speaks to the Wiccan community and to concerned citizens about the National threat WICCA poses upon innocent children and educated Christian adults. Some Houses are Haunted by the Holy Ghost: A local Charismatic church in Freehold, Iowa unleashes the blood curdling power of the almighty God and sends it into an old mansion on the edge of town. Wiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage Dumpster "Talk about unsaved trash!" Pastor Deacon Fred declared to a giddy congregation trying hard to hold back their laughter on Sunday, "I tell you what! Those, fat, turd-gobbling Wiccans have been warned countless times to steer clear of God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist! Learn How Demons Can Possess Animals: Did you know that even chickens can get demons? Download Free Christian Halloween Masks: Scare the be-Jesus into dirty, sinful, hell bound, unsaved children by wearing a True Christian™ Halloween Mask. Halloween Tips for Holyweeners: Will children go to Hell for celebrating Halloween? Most likely the answer is yes, unless you follow our ten Halloween tips for Holyweeners. Regarding Ours and God's ZERO Tolerance for WICCCA If you see anyone engaging in these activities, you have Jesus' permission to fire a warning round of buckshot into the hiney of the nearest gelatinous glob of cellulite sacrilege you see! Our
Interactive Online Hell House: Will Jesus Sling Little Children Into Hell For Celebrating Halloween? "You bet He will!" says Pastor Deacon Fred. Read this important message. Holy Ghost Halloween Costumes: A popular Christian alternative costume idea. Boo! It's the Holy Ghost! Suffer Not a Witch to Live!: What does God command us to do when we find a witch? Why, put them out of their misery, of course! Organize a Book Burning: Book burning is a Christian tradition that goes all the way back to the book of Acts. Find out how to organize one of these fun events in your neighborhood as a Christian alternative to Halloween! Trick or Tract?: Get ready to combat the forces of darkness on the Devil's Birthday by handing out gospel tracts instead of candy! Watch a Christian Movie like "The Blair Witch Project": Finally! A Christian Movie the whole family can enjoy. Visit the "People Who are Going Straight to Hell Museum": Take an enlightening virtual tour through an assortment of eye-opening rooms that will leave you shocked! Turn Halloween Into a Fun Filled Night of Wiccan Hunting!: A fun alternative for your Christian family. Although practitioners of the brand new made up religion, "Wicca," feed off of Christian blood, they also flee in horror at the sight of a Holy Bible! Learn How to Turn Halloween Tragedy Into a Blessing: Read about how our church flew in hundreds of corpses from Turkey's 1999 earthquake for use in our annual Hell House ministry. Read an Uplifting Halloween Story: Learn how even little kindergartners helped our church win souls by volunteering to depict the horrors of Revelation in the October 2000 Hell House. WICCANS Slip Past Church Security and All Hell Breaks Loose!: "You can't tell what sex Wiccans are because they all wear lipstick and earrings and have huge saggy breasts," said Sergeant Huckle. "Once we get the buggers squatted down onto an old fashioned hiney pole, we can usually tell after the screaming stops." Learn About Demon Hunters: Read about how our own, Rev. Mitch Walker, trapped a 3 1/2 inch succubus in a bird cage with nothing more than a bread crumb and a roll of paper towels. The Scariest Halloween Costume in the Whole Wide World?: Screams of "It's a monster!" and "Where did my eyeball roll to?" brought worried parents running up from the rumpus room downstairs. But it was too late. The hideous gargoyle was already making its way across the front lawn Make Halloween Both Scary and Religious: Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers, a ministry of Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has some wonderful Halloween ideas
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