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Why Do Injuns Have Red Skin Like Satan? View Children's Crayon Art
From the Winners of the National Baptist Kids Thanksgiving Art Contest!
Christian History students at Landover Baptist
Academy for the Saved were given boxes of crayons and each asked to draw
a picture that would help stamp out the PC Liberal lies about Injuns
being polite and helpful guests at the first Thanksgiving. The best
drawings are posted here for your viewing...
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Injuns
Threaten Christians Even From Beyond the Grave!
The only reason the remains
were so well-preserved was the fact that each Indian had apparently
drunk more than 4,000 times his body weight in alcohol during his
lifetime. "Some of the remains...
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Teachers
Punish Stupidest Students by Making Them Dress Like Injuns in
Thanksgiving Pageant!
This is just an absolutely wonderful
way of teaching young people what happens to lazy failures who expect
everything to be handed to them on a..."
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VEGANS:
Modern Day Witches
Witches have learned a lot
since the days of the Puritans. They’ve learned that if they show
their hideous faces in public, it won’t just be their warts we burn
off. So, they’ve had to go undercover...
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Injuns: America's First Terrorists
Long before we wereattacked by
Muslamiacs on
September 11, 2001, Baptists recall a time when our dear, Godly
ancestors also endured brutal slaughter by terrorist vermin on this very
same land
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Forget
the War on Terror, We've Got Ourselves a Farm Full of Demon Possessed
Turkeys!
Demons which visiting Pastor
Needham had intended to send into a herd of pigs according to the Bible
verse, Matthew 8:31, inadvertently entered hundreds of thousands of
squawking turkeys at...
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Why Did Jesus Give Injuns Small Penises? (Christian Kids Wanna Know!)
Since the Bible doesn't talk about
Injuns, we have license to apply our Christian logic to Genesis 6:4 and
surmise that Injuns are the bi-product (just like the 'Japansies') of
abnormal relations between human females and giant demons who were cast
down from Heaven along with Lucifer after...
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Local
Injuns Asked to Stay Away From Thanksgiving Festivities
There will not be an Injun
presence at the Baptist Pilgrim Play, nor will there be any Injun
costumes or dress worn by anyone. "We are going to celebrate
Thanksgiving the right way, God’s way...
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Thanks
to Our Efforts, Millions Will Starve to Death Knowing Jesus Christ as
Their Lord and Savior
Most countries have had a
chance to hear the gospel thousands of times. There is Christian work to
be done here at home. American and European Christians are among the
most persecuted...
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Thanksgiving:
A Wonderful Day to Tell Injuns About Jesus!
No group of people in the
United States is more qualified to comment on the savage nature of
American Injuns than the members of the Landover Baptist Church. Having
arrived in the country that God ordained for us in the year 1612, many...
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Hog
Roast to be Held in Honor of Jews Who Converted to Christ During High
Holy Week
Many Baptists found that
Orthodox Jews were eager to abandon their faith, based solely on the
integrity and commitment of sincere Christian prayers. 215 Jews in East
Texas lined up in front of First Baptist Church in Dallas, literally
begging to get in...
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Why Don't Injuns Celebrate Thanksgiving?
(Christian Kids Wanna Know)
To this day, Injuns are still jealous of
God's True Americans™. They are constantly scheming to take back their
"so-called" land. They make a living out of corrupting decent Americans
with gambling, booze and the occult lure of their tribal drums...
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Rebellious
Child Unthankful For Having His Teeth Knocked Out by His Dad After
Thanksgiving Dinner
"I'll give him something
to cry about!" It was then that Mr. Wilkins invited his other sons
over, saying, "Come over here boys! Let's show your little sissy of
a brother what happens...
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Ex-Injun
to Deliver Thanksgiving Sermon
Little Chief Running Red Butt,
as Landover Baptist church members still call him, was converted to
Christ after four days of electro-shock treatment on the cold wet floor
of his demon-deprivation chamber in
Landover's facility in North Dakota...
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Church
Members Donate Useless Junk to the Needy as Tax Year Draws to a Close
The arrival of December not
only signifies that there are only 24 frantic shopping days until Baby
Jesus' birthday, it also means there are only 30 more days to find tax
deductions...
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Don't
Let Those Feather Headed Pilgrim Killers Ruin Your Christian
Thanksgiving
These are the same so-called,
'people,' who killed our Godly ancestors and used their scalps as
sanitary napkins for their squaws," says Pastor Deacon Fred.
"And they still refuse to apologize....
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American
Christian Heritage: The Lost Treasure of Slavery
Everyone here knows the story
of the first Landover Baptists - how they traveled in three boats across
the Atlantic Ocean in 1612. Them boats was chock full of first
edition King James 1611 Bibles, stolen right under the nose of...
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The
Landover Baptist Historical Society
In spite of my serious
allergies to mould and paper-born mites, I humbly serve The Lord and
this Congregation by sifting though boxes and boxes of old photographs...
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