A Dangerous New Trend!
Ugly, Pale Faced Fat People Who Hate Christians and Use
Halloween to Recruit Innocent Children into the Dark Master's
[Learn More @ the Links Below!]
Turn Halloween Into a Fun Filled Night of
Wiccan Hunting! A fun
alternative for your Christian family. Learn how to spot a
Wiccan by the very clothes they wear! Find other Baptists
in your region who are interested in "meeting up" to hunt
Wiccans. Enjoy Christian freedom, liberation and
Your Mommy a Witch? See
the winners of our annual Baptist Children's Halloween Art
Contest. Over 1300 Fine Baptist works of art in crayon
were received for this year's "Weed Out a Wicca: Is Your Mommy a
Witch?" art contest for all eligible saved children in Freehold,
Iowa. See real art work!
The Malevolent Roots of WICCA!
The first fully authorized and definitive chart from the
Landover Baptist Center for the Study of Wiccans in Captivity.
This authoritative guide is used by Fundamentalist Baptist
across America to assist them in tracing the
sinister and depraved roots of the WICCAN cult.
Wiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage Dumpster
"Talk about unsaved trash!" Pastor Deacon Fred declared to a giddy
congregation trying hard to hold back their laughter on Sunday, "I tell you
what! Those, fat, turd-gobbling
have been warned countless times to steer clear!
Pastor Deacon Fred Addresses the WICCAN Community on YouTube:
Our Pastor speaks to the Wiccan community and to concerned citizens about
the National threat WICCA poses upon innocent children and educated
Christian adults. See his YouTube Video and read comments from crazy
has ZERO Tolerance for WICCCA!
If you see anyone engaging in the disgusting and lewd activities
our Baptist experts have outlined in the link above, you
have Jesus' permission to fire a warning round of buckshot into the hiney of
the nearest gelatinous glob of cellulite sacrilege you see!
Hodge's Wiccan Hunting Supply Store: Wiccan
Hunting Season is fun for any God fearing family! Brother Hodge's fancy
store in downtown Freehold, Iowa has tree fire packs, witch hoses, spice
lures, and the Wiccan Purification Pouch™ designed by his lovely Christian
wife, Mrs. Patsy!
Suffer Not a Witch to Live!:
What does God command us to do when we find a witch?
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live."
It's been 20
years since we legally executed a witch at this church, but our lawyers are
working very hard with the Federal Government so we can do what God tells us
WICCANS Slip Past Church Security
Disguised as Normal Human Beings:
"You can't tell what
sex Wiccans are because they all wear lipstick and earrings and have huge
saggy breasts," said Sergeant Huckle. "Once we get the buggers squatted down
onto an old fashioned hiney pole...
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and we have more coming on back order! Praise Jesus!
About the Roots of Wiccan by Watching a Christian Movie like "The Blair Witch
Project": Finally! A Christian Movie
the whole family can enjoy. Read a True Christain ™ review of the movie that angered Satan enough to start a
new religion called: WICCA!