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THE DEVIL DOTH WALKETH AMONGST US!

WICCA:  SATAN'S CRAZY NEW TREND OF DEVIL WORSHIP!  Read more about Halloween by Clicking Here!Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About WICCA But Were Afraid to Ask!

The Truth About Wicca, Satan, Halloween, Witchcraft, and Christ HatersINTRODUCTION (LEARN MORE BY VISITING THE INVESTIGATIVE LINKS BELOW):
Satan's latest trend preys on the unwanted and ugly.  Those who don't play sports and shun the kind smiles of their attractive schoolmates and co-workers.  These Acolytes of darkness call themselves, "Wiccans." They are creatures of the night and pale of skin. They adorn their gelatinous, malformed bodies with the silver piercings of sacrilege.  They cover their shame with tattoos, inked in Satan's saliva!  They are best hunted in the Autumn months.  For it is then when Wiccans loose themselves from their mildewed apartments of technical hibernation and run naked through our woodlands and clearings in search of a mate, and demonic fellowship with the Prince of Darkness - Lucifer himself!



SPOTLIGHT ON WICCA:
A Dangerous New Trend!  Ugly, Pale Faced Fat People Who Hate Christians and Use Halloween to Recruit Innocent Children into the Dark Master's (Satan's) Service! [Learn More @ the Links Below!]

Click Here to Read More!Turn Halloween Into a Fun Filled Night of Wiccan Hunting! A fun alternative for your Christian family.  Learn how to spot a Wiccan by the very clothes they wear!  Find other Baptists in your region who are interested in "meeting up" to hunt Wiccans.  Enjoy Christian freedom, liberation and fellowship!

Click Here to Read More!Is Your Mommy a Witch? See the winners of our annual Baptist Children's Halloween Art Contest.  Over 1300 Fine Baptist works of art in crayon were received for this year's "Weed Out a Wicca: Is Your Mommy a Witch?" art contest for all eligible saved children in Freehold, Iowa. See real art work!

Click Here to Read More!The Malevolent Roots of WICCA!  The first fully authorized and definitive chart from the Landover Baptist Center for the Study of Wiccans in Captivity.  This authoritative guide is used by Fundamentalist Baptist across America to assist them in  tracing the sinister and depraved roots of the WICCAN cult.

Click Here to Read More!Wiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage Dumpster  "Talk about unsaved trash!" Pastor Deacon Fred declared to a giddy congregation trying hard to hold back their laughter on Sunday, "I tell you what! Those, fat, turd-gobbling Wiccans have been warned countless times to steer clear!

Click Here to Read More!Pastor Deacon Fred Addresses the WICCAN Community on YouTube:  Our Pastor speaks to the Wiccan community and to concerned citizens about the National threat WICCA poses upon innocent children and educated Christian adults. See his YouTube Video and read comments from crazy Wiccans!

Click Here to Read More!God has ZERO Tolerance for WICCCA!  If you see anyone engaging in the disgusting and lewd activities our Baptist experts have outlined in the link above, you have Jesus' permission to fire a warning round of buckshot into the hiney of the nearest gelatinous glob of cellulite sacrilege you see!

Click Here to Read More!Brother Hodge's Wiccan Hunting Supply Store: Wiccan Hunting Season is fun for any God fearing family! Brother Hodge's fancy store in downtown Freehold, Iowa has tree fire packs, witch hoses, spice lures, and the Wiccan Purification Pouch™ designed by his lovely Christian wife, Mrs. Patsy!

Click Here to Read More!Suffer Not a Witch to Live!:  What does God command us to do when we find a witch? Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live."  It's been 20 years since we legally executed a witch at this church, but our lawyers are working very hard with the Federal Government so we can do what God tells us to do.

Click Here to Read More!WICCANS Slip Past Church Security Disguised as Normal Human Beings: "You can't tell what sex Wiccans are because they all wear lipstick and earrings and have huge saggy breasts," said Sergeant Huckle. "Once we get the buggers squatted down onto an old fashioned hiney pole...

Click Here to Read More!Wiccan Holding Kennels:  Equip your Baptist family with the latest Wiccan hunting, trapping and holding technology from world renowned Wiccan Hunter, Pastor Jim Wilkins!  100% Tithe Back Guarantee!  Wiccan Poking Boxes are only $17.99 this season and we have more coming on back order! Praise Jesus!

Click Here to Read More!Learn About the Roots of Wiccan by Watching a Christian Movie like "The Blair Witch Project":  Finally! A Christian Movie the whole family can enjoy.  Read a True Christain ™ review of the movie that angered Satan enough to start a new religion called: WICCA! 

 

 

Landover Baptist University for the Saved Opens Halloween Hell Hospital!Special:  Bring a WICCAN to Hell House to meet their Boss, "Satan" And Have a Chat With the Board of Deacons!
Special Offer!  (Limited Time)*:

Get $2 Off Your Admission Price to Hell House by Inviting a Stupid Wiccan Friend! 

Hell House - A look Inside The Scariest Hell Houses In The World!INVITE A CRAZY WICCAN TO HELL HOUSE AND GET $2.00 OFF YOUR ADMISSION PRICE IF THEY GET SAVED!  Visit our latest Hell House and enjoy an interactive tour of our online Haunted Baptist Hell House. Graphic videos of our Hell Houses and more!

*Wicca invite discount applicable until October 30th, 2009 - Only good between 8PM - 9PM, every fourth Thursday in October!  - Wiccan salvation IS MANDATORY for $2 discount.

 


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Everything You Wanted to Know About Wicca But Were Afraid to Ask! The Authoritative Guide to Wicca!

 

 

 

 

 

 



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