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Web Site Updates:

01/16/12 Front page updated with our views about Mitt Romney and Valentine's Day
01/02/12 The 2011 True Christian ™ Year in Review!
12/12/11 2011 Reader Mail Updated!
12/02/11 LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST 2011 - Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys!
11/05/11 Thanksgiving At Landover Baptist Church
10/16/11 Mitt Romney's Crazy Religious Beliefs! <NEW
10/14/11 Betty Bowers: America's 5 Favorite Ways to Ignore Jesus (You Tube)
10/11/11 Children's Halloween Costumes or Evolutionist Propaganda?
09/12/11 Halloween Articles Loaded to Front Page!
05/15/11 Why is God Striking the Deep South? - Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick
05/15/11 Wrath of God Quiz Part II and Movie Reviews Updated to Front Page
04/03/11 How Satan Replaced a White Bunny Rabbit With the Lord Jesus Christ  
03/14/11 ALL NEW LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH READER MAIL UPDATES:  100% GENUINE!
03/10/11 Saint Patrick's Day: Another Excuse for Catholics to Get Drunk!
02/06/11 CRAZY EGYPTIANS JUMP START ARMAGEDDON! Call the Caterers & Cross Your Fingers!
01/29/11 Did Men in the Bible Really Have Balls as Big as a Donkey's? Christian Kids Wanna Know!
01/01/11 Church Struggles With Tithing Categories in Light of American Express Black Card!
01/01/11 God's Official 2010 True Christian™ Year in Review: Take a Walk Back With Jesus!
12/05/10 DECEMBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
12/03/10 Reader Mail Received During November 2010 Loaded!
11/28/10 LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST 2010 ~ Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys!
11/22/10 Read October and September E-mails Sent to Our Pastor from Rabid Atheists & Angry Baptists!
11/21/10 Landover Baptist Retro Christmas Cards:  Show Us Your Balls or Roast Like a Chestnut in Hell!
11/10/10 Local Iowa Injuns Ordered to Stay Away From Christian Thanksgiving Festivities!
11/10/10 NOVEMBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
11/09/10 JESUS IS NOT the REASON FOR THE SEASON - NEW SCIENCE BASED XMAS CARDS!
11/08/10 ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR AND GET A FREE TURKEY!
11/02/10 Pastor Instructs Women to Vote For Whomever Their Husband Tells Them To Vote For!
10/28/10 FEDS SHUT DOWN CHRISTIAN HALLOWEEN MINISTRY:  NATIONAL PERSECUTION ALERT!
10/24/10 OCTOBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
10/19/10 Aborted Human Fetuses Needed to Make Church Halloween Hell House More Fun Than Ever!
10/17/10 Prophetess Debbie's Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals: "It Gets Worse!"
10/10/10 YouTube Video: "WICCAN Hunting at Bubba's Farm"
10/03/10 "Is Your Mommy a Witch?"  Annual Halloween Children's Art Contest!
09/12/10 READER MAIL Received during July and August of 2010 LOADED for Your Consumption!
09/06/10 Back to School Edition of the Landover Baptist Newsletter - September 2010!
09/05/10 Child Allegedly Emasculated Is Not A Eunuch After All!
09/05/10 SEPTEMBER 2010 NEWSELTTER!
08/29/10 Landover Baptist Pastors Reunite & Reconcile At Glen Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally!
08/22/10 Why Does My Dog Bark At President Obama? Christian Kids Wanna Know Question
08/08/10 Fugitive Pastor, Deacon Fred Captured After Bloody Battle in Manitoba, Canada!
08/01/10 AUGUST 2010 NEWSLETTER!
07/25/10 Ladies, I Want You to Raise Your Pinky for Me if You've Ever Masturbated!
07/21/10 GRAPHIC VIDEO: Pastor Deacon Fred ATTACKS LANDOVER BAPTIST!
07/17/10 Church Secretary Kidnapped and Tortured by Wiccans!
07/10/10 Landover Baptist Reader Mail Updates - May and June Emails Loaded!
07/05/10 GOD HATES TOYS! The Official Baptist Film Review of Disney/Pixar's Toy Story 3!
07/04/10 Pastor Busted Out of Jail After Thousands of Facebook Fans Rampage Remote Iowa Town!
07/03/10 JULY 2010 NEWSLETTER!
06/27/10 Pastor Deacon Fred's Wife, Macel Breaks Through Catatonic State, Then Returns to Neverland!
06/19/10 JUNE 2010 NEWSLETTER!
06/14/10 I'M IN CHARGE OF LANDOVER BAPTIST NOW!
06/12/10 SOCCER IS FOR SISSIES!  WORLD CUP 2010 Shocking Facts About Soccer!
06/08/10 PRESS RELEASE: BALANCE OF POWER SHIFTS AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH!
05/29/10 Pastor Deacon Fred's Illegal Video Message From Prison! - YouTube Video"
05/22/10 The Blood of the Lamb Chop House: "Extreme Bible Based Dining"
05/18/10 Pastor Deacon Fred Jailed After Preaching Wednesday Evening Sermon!
05/02/10 Why Don't Baptists Celebrate Mother's Day?
04/29/10 An Overturned Truck On I-64 Reveals the Truth About the Tea Party!
04/26/10 APRIL/MAY 2010 NEWSLETTER!
04/25/10 Christian Kids Want to Know: Will There Be Colored Folks in Heaven?
04/24/10 Reader Mail Posted from February, March and April!
04/20/10 Remote Facility in North Dakota Welcomes Gay Children of Tea Party Parents!
04/20/10 Creation Scientist Granted Permission to Study Source of Rise in Male Masturbation!
03/20/10 Our response to the Catholic Crisis: YouTube video, article & Baptist vs. Catholic chart!
03/20/10 Preparing for Easter - some articles loaded into 2010 front page template
03/17/10 Saint Patrick's Day: Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Catholics to Get Drunk?
02/22/10 MARCH 2010 NEWSLETTER!
02/22/10 Miscarriage is MURDER! Church Declares March: National Miscarriage Mourning Month! 
02/20/10 January 2010 Reader Mail Loaded! 
02/14/10 Christian Artists Record: "We Are Not Of This World" to Aid Baptist Missionaries in Haiti! 
02/01/10 Landover Baptist's "Haitian Help" Mission Group Detained in Port-au-Prince! 
01/07/10 JANUARY 2010 NEWSLETTER! 
01/08/10 December 2009 Reader Mail Posted 
01/21/10 Life Size Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth! 
01/17/10 HAITI: Who is Next On the Lord's Holy Hit List?
01/07/10 Why is God So Interested in Football?  Brother Harry Speaks His Mind on God & Sports
01/01/10 Our 2009 Year in Review - Landover Baptist's Top True Christian™ News Stories!
12/27/09 Landover Ladies Go BLACK FACE to infiltrate a Kwanzaa Party and bring you the Truth™
12/22/09 Reader Mail Received During the Month of November 2009 is Now Online!
12/15/09 JESUS IS GOING TO KILL MY SON IF YOU DON'T HELP ME!
12/13/09 Brother Harry Hardwick's Christmas Message - Radio Interview with Homo Host: Jack E. Jett
12/10/09 Tiger Woods Wednesday Evening Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick
12/10/09 THE TOP 20 HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR UNSAVED TRASH!
11/29/09 Christmas Bible Quiz and More Holiday Goodness Loaded to LBC Home Page!
11/22/09 Lucifer's Toy Chest 2009 - Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys (Christmas 2009)!
11/17/09 2009 Newsletter Archive Updated With Full List of Articles
11/16/09 Ho! Ho! Ho! GOD ISN'T REAL EITHER! - New Secular Santa Holiday Cards and Gifts!
11/16/09 Is Taylor Swift Singing for Satan? Our Fancy Graphs and Charts Say, "YES!"
11/07/09 National Children's Thanksgiving Art Contest - Ending PC Lies About Indians & Pilgrims
10/20/09 Brother Harry's October 18 Radio Interview with Jack E. Jett!
10/11/09 OCTOBER 2009 NEWSLETTER!
10/04/09 September Reader E-Mails Loaded
09/17/09 Satan's Craziest New Trend: WICCA - The Authoritative Baptist Guide to WICCA!
09/16/09 There is no Room in the Bible for a Person or Place Called Hermaphrodite!
09/06/09 September 2009 Newsletter Loaded With "Hell Hospital" and More!
09/06/09 August 2009 Reader Mail Loaded
08/15/09 Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting With Ted Kennedy!
08/15/09 Obama's Death Squads Target the Nightmares of Precious Little Christian Children!
08/10/09 Christian Kids Question: Why Do Mexican Women Like Mrs. Sotomayor Have Hairy Legs Like a...
08/02/09 August 2009 Newsletter Loaded
08/02/09 July 2009 Reader Mail Loaded
08/01/09 Brother Harry's August 1st Interview With Rational Radio Host: Jack E. Jett
07/28/09 Landover Baptist Sin Patrol Shirts, Stickers, and Mugs - 40% off Sale (as marked till 8/1)
07/26/09 Christian Child's Depiction of Harvard Professor Wins Award at National Coloring Contest!
07/19/09 Wiccan Holding Kennels and Hunting Supplies at Off Season Prices! GRAPHIC AD
07/12/09 THE JESUS YOUTH Enlisted to Spray Lamb's Blood Into Half-Blood Harry Potter Moviegoers
07/10/09 YouTube Videos of Landover's Brother Harry at the Atlanta Atheist Convention
07/07/09 Catholic Catamite Hotline Flooded With Calls During Michael Jackson's Funeral Week!
06/27/09 Anti-Gay Hand & Body Sanitizers Now Available In Our Creation Science Laboratory!
06/25/09 Michael Jackson Dead: The World Becomes A Safer Place For Little Children
06/21/09 Brother Harry's June 20 Interview on Rational Radio (Mp3)
06/21/09 I've Asked Congress to Name July: U.S. Christian Heritage Month, Pastor Deacon Fred
06/16/09 The Sissy Kit™ - A Box of Hurt, Meant For Healing - Look Inside!
06/14/09 Pastor Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney and PIXAR on YouTube!
06/10/09 Here is a Real Miss Christian Miss USA!  A Baptist Beauty!
06/09/09 THE Creepiest Bible Verse EVER About Traditional Marriage! Dare You to Wear it on a Shirt!
06/06/09 June 2009 Edition of the Landover Baptist Newsletter Loaded!
06/05/09 May Reader Mail Loaded!
06/03/09 New Sexy HD YouTube Video! Traditional Marriage Finally Explained! by Mrs. Betty Bowers!
06/02/09 New Movie: Up  Old Man + Balloons + Boy = The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!
06/01/09 Disney's New Movie: Up  Old Man + Balloons + Boy = The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!
05/28/09 A Lesbo'Rican (Lesbian Puerto Rican) in the Supreme Court? Wed. Night Sermon Loaded
05/24/09 Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Woman Are So Ugly?
05/22/09 ANBC & The Tonight Show Steal Material From Landover Baptist!
05/21/09 2009 Article Archive Updated - Check Out What You Missed!
05/17/09 Divorced Conservatives Unite to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage From Homosexuals!
05/12/09 American University Secular Humanists and Atheists - Deacon Fred Video Address Part I
05/07/09 National Day of Prayer: Don't Worry, Jesus Was Just Kidding When He Forbid Public Prayer
05/03/09 May 2009 Newsletter Loaded!
05/03/09 The Best of Reader Mail Received during April of 2009 Loaded!
04/30/09 To Avoid God's Latest Temper Tantrum, We Move to Have All Day Laborers and Hogs Put Down!
04/19/09 The Gospel of Christ for Only $149! Economic Salvation Super Saver!
04/12/09 Brother Harry Hardwick's Easter Sunday Interview on Rational Radio
04/03/09 Palm Sunday: The Traditional Sewing of the Leaves Imported Palms From Hawaii This Year!
04/02/09 Landover Baptist's Brother Harry Hardwick to Speak at 2009 Atheist Convention in Atlanta
04/02/09 April 2009 Easter Newsletter Loaded
04/02/09 March Mailbag Loaded
03/24/09 New Book from Landover on Amazon - Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
03/20/09 Absolutely Bible Based Wicked & Naughty T-Shirts and Stickers

 

 

 

 

 

 




 




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