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Web Site Updates:
page updated with our views about Mitt Romney and Valentine's Day
True Christian ™ Year in Review!
Reader Mail Updated!
LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST 2011 - Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys!
Thanksgiving At Landover Baptist Church
Mitt Romney's Crazy Religious Beliefs!
Bowers: America's 5 Favorite Ways to Ignore Jesus (You Tube)
Children's Halloween Costumes or Evolutionist Propaganda?
Halloween Articles Loaded to Front Page!
Why is God Striking the Deep South? - Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick
of God Quiz Part II and Movie Reviews Updated to Front Page
How Satan Replaced a White Bunny Rabbit With the Lord Jesus Christ
LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH READER MAIL UPDATES: 100%
Saint Patrick's Day: Another Excuse for Catholics to Get Drunk!
CRAZY EGYPTIANS JUMP START ARMAGEDDON! Call the
Caterers & Cross Your Fingers!
Did Men in the Bible Really Have Balls as Big as a Donkey's? Christian Kids
Church Struggles With Tithing Categories in Light of American Express Black
God's Official 2010 True Christian™ Year in Review:
Take a Walk Back With Jesus!
DECEMBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Reader Mail Received During November 2010 Loaded!
LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST 2010 ~ Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys!
and September E-mails Sent to Our Pastor from Rabid Atheists & Angry
Baptist Retro Christmas Cards: Show Us Your Balls or Roast Like a
Chestnut in Hell!
Local Iowa Injuns Ordered to Stay Away From Christian Thanksgiving
NOVEMBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
JESUS IS NOT the REASON FOR THE SEASON - NEW SCIENCE BASED XMAS CARDS!
ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR AND GET A FREE TURKEY!
Pastor Instructs Women to Vote For Whomever Their Husband Tells Them To Vote
FEDS SHUT DOWN CHRISTIAN HALLOWEEN MINISTRY: NATIONAL PERSECUTION
OCTOBER 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Aborted Human Fetuses Needed to Make Church Halloween Hell House More Fun
Prophetess Debbie's Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals: "It Gets Worse!"
Video: "WICCAN Hunting at Bubba's Farm"
"Is Your Mommy a Witch?" Annual Halloween Children's Art Contest!
READER MAIL Received during July and August of 2010 LOADED for Your
Back to School Edition of the Landover Baptist Newsletter - September 2010!
Child Allegedly Emasculated Is Not A Eunuch After All!
SEPTEMBER 2010 NEWSELTTER!
Landover Baptist Pastors Reunite & Reconcile At Glen Beck's "Restoring
Why Does My Dog Bark At President Obama? Christian Kids Wanna Know Question
Fugitive Pastor, Deacon Fred Captured After Bloody Battle in Manitoba,
AUGUST 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Ladies, I Want You to Raise Your Pinky for Me if You've Ever Masturbated!
VIDEO: Pastor Deacon Fred ATTACKS LANDOVER BAPTIST!
Church Secretary Kidnapped and Tortured by Wiccans!
Landover Baptist Reader Mail Updates - May and June Emails Loaded!
GOD HATES TOYS! The Official Baptist Film Review of Disney/Pixar's Toy Story
Pastor Busted Out of Jail After Thousands of Facebook Fans Rampage Remote
JULY 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Pastor Deacon Fred's Wife, Macel Breaks Through Catatonic State, Then
Returns to Neverland!
I'M IN CHARGE OF LANDOVER BAPTIST NOW!
SOCCER IS FOR SISSIES! WORLD CUP 2010 Shocking Facts About Soccer!
PRESS RELEASE: BALANCE OF POWER SHIFTS AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH!
Deacon Fred's Illegal Video Message From Prison! - YouTube Video"
The Blood of the Lamb Chop House: "Extreme Bible Based Dining"
Pastor Deacon Fred Jailed After Preaching Wednesday Evening Sermon!
Why Don't Baptists Celebrate Mother's Day?
An Overturned Truck On I-64 Reveals the Truth About the Tea Party!
APRIL/MAY 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Christian Kids Want to Know: Will There Be Colored Folks in Heaven?
Reader Mail Posted from February, March and April!
Remote Facility in North Dakota Welcomes Gay Children of Tea Party Parents!
Creation Scientist Granted Permission to Study Source of Rise in Male
Our response to the Catholic Crisis: YouTube video, article & Baptist vs.
Preparing for Easter - some articles loaded into 2010 front page template
Saint Patrick's Day: Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Catholics
to Get Drunk?
MARCH 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Miscarriage is MURDER! Church Declares March: National Miscarriage Mourning
January 2010 Reader Mail Loaded!
Christian Artists Record: "We Are Not Of This World" to Aid Baptist
Missionaries in Haiti!
Landover Baptist's "Haitian Help" Mission Group Detained in Port-au-Prince!
JANUARY 2010 NEWSLETTER!
December 2009 Reader Mail Posted
Life Size Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth!
HAITI: Who is Next On the Lord's Holy Hit List?
Why is God So Interested in Football? Brother Harry Speaks His Mind on
God & Sports
Our 2009 Year in Review - Landover Baptist's Top True Christian™ News
Landover Ladies Go BLACK FACE to infiltrate a Kwanzaa Party and bring you
Reader Mail Received During the Month of November 2009 is Now Online!
JESUS IS GOING TO KILL MY SON IF YOU DON'T HELP ME!
Brother Harry Hardwick's Christmas Message - Radio Interview with Homo Host:
Jack E. Jett
Tiger Woods Wednesday Evening Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick
TOP 20 HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR UNSAVED TRASH!
Christmas Bible Quiz
and More Holiday Goodness Loaded to LBC Home Page!
Lucifer's Toy Chest 2009 - Our Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys
2009 Newsletter Archive Updated With Full List of Articles
Ho! Ho! Ho! GOD ISN'T REAL EITHER! - New Secular Santa Holiday Cards and
Is Taylor Swift Singing for Satan? Our Fancy Graphs and Charts Say, "YES!"
National Children's Thanksgiving Art Contest - Ending PC Lies About Indians
Brother Harry's October 18 Radio Interview with Jack E. Jett!
OCTOBER 2009 NEWSLETTER!
September Reader E-Mails Loaded
Satan's Craziest New Trend: WICCA - The Authoritative Baptist Guide to WICCA!
There is no Room in the Bible for a Person or Place Called Hermaphrodite!
September 2009 Newsletter Loaded With "Hell Hospital" and More!
August 2009 Reader Mail Loaded
Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting With Ted Kennedy!
Obama's Death Squads Target the Nightmares of Precious Little Christian
Christian Kids Question: Why Do Mexican Women Like Mrs. Sotomayor Have Hairy
Legs Like a...
August 2009 Newsletter Loaded
2009 Reader Mail Loaded
Brother Harry's August 1st Interview With Rational Radio Host: Jack E. Jett
Landover Baptist Sin Patrol Shirts, Stickers, and Mugs - 40% off Sale (as
marked till 8/1)
Christian Child's Depiction of Harvard Professor Wins Award at National
Wiccan Holding Kennels and Hunting Supplies at Off Season Prices! GRAPHIC AD
THE JESUS YOUTH Enlisted to Spray Lamb's Blood Into Half-Blood Harry Potter
Videos of Landover's Brother Harry at the Atlanta Atheist Convention
Catholic Catamite Hotline Flooded With Calls During Michael Jackson's
Anti-Gay Hand & Body Sanitizers Now Available In Our Creation Science
Michael Jackson Dead: The World Becomes A Safer Place For Little Children
Brother Harry's June 20 Interview on Rational Radio (Mp3)
I've Asked Congress to Name July: U.S. Christian Heritage Month, Pastor
The Sissy Kit™ - A Box of Hurt, Meant For Healing - Look Inside!
Pastor Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney and PIXAR on YouTube!
Here is a Real Miss Christian Miss USA! A Baptist Beauty!
THE Creepiest Bible Verse EVER About Traditional Marriage! Dare You to Wear
it on a Shirt!
2009 Edition of the Landover Baptist Newsletter Loaded!
Reader Mail Loaded!
HD YouTube Video! Traditional Marriage Finally Explained! by Mrs. Betty
New Movie: Up Old Man + Balloons + Boy = The Sugarcoating
Disney's New Movie: Up Old Man + Balloons + Boy = The Sugarcoating
A Lesbo'Rican (Lesbian Puerto Rican) in the Supreme Court? Wed. Night
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Woman Are So Ugly?
& The Tonight Show Steal Material From Landover Baptist!
2009 Article Archive Updated - Check Out What You Missed!
Divorced Conservatives Unite to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage From
American University Secular Humanists and Atheists - Deacon Fred Video
Address Part I
National Day of Prayer: Don't Worry, Jesus Was Just Kidding When He Forbid
2009 Newsletter Loaded!
Best of Reader Mail Received during April of 2009 Loaded!
To Avoid God's Latest Temper Tantrum, We Move to Have All Day Laborers and
Hogs Put Down!
The Gospel of Christ for Only $149! Economic Salvation Super Saver!
Brother Harry Hardwick's Easter Sunday Interview on Rational Radio
Palm Sunday: The Traditional Sewing of the Leaves Imported Palms From
Hawaii This Year!
Landover Baptist's Brother Harry Hardwick to Speak at 2009 Atheist
Convention in Atlanta
April 2009 Easter Newsletter Loaded
March Mailbag Loaded
New Book from Landover on Amazon -
Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
Absolutely Bible Based Wicked & Naughty T-Shirts and Stickers
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