A Small Sample of Landover Baptist Mail Received
July 2005 (unedited and in original form)
I recently read your online article about
I live in Mesa, AZ. Please let me know when there will be a bookburning in my area.
You will get my Harry Potter books when you pry them
from my cold dead fingers.
you all are a bunch of sick freaks, I believe the only people that are going to burn in hell are you that is publishing all this junk on the internet. I am an
baptist, and trust me you don't even deserve to call yourself a baptist. This is why we have so much trouble getting the gospel across to people, because of your sick perverted ways. And please don't even take the time to email me back because i wont even read it. I hope God can spare a little bit of mercy and grace on you.
I am currently in a Dress for Cultural Context class at my
university and it was called to our attention that your
church cut off the fingers of an 11 year old girl for
supposedly having sex with men she met off the internet.
Your web site address was given to us so I decided to check
it out for myself. The fact that you do not "allow" unsaved
people near your church or website is appalling due to the
fact that if you are really a "Christian" church you would
accept them into your house of worship in hopes of spreading
the word of God to them so that they may become Christians
themselves. Somehow, your church has a selfrighteous view
about themselves. The fact that you do not allow the
members of your church to interact with Catholics,
Methodists, etc. because they are of the occult makes no
sense. You are of the occult. You are the church telling
your congregation how to live their lives, and making them
exist in a seemingly "Holy" world when really you are just
dictating to them a false idea of the Bible. The statement
of when a girl says "no" she means "yes" sometimes when she
is praying to God and this being an excuse for her being
raped to be her fault is abhoring. I am appalled at your
blatent lack of knowledge of the Bible and your occultish
view of life. Those that are seemingly "unsaved" are better
off without your services, for if they seek them they will
become judgemental and just as evil as the Satan you are
convicting them of following. I hope that your "followers"
seek out and finally find the true meaning of being a
Christian because as of right now they are following a
pastor that is leading them to hell.
kim Fondre - olemiss.edu
i read your 2002 article about jesus being of the negroid
race. it was the most, total cracker-like, honky-ass, hell bound article that i have ever read in my life....my hope and my prayer to my god, and to the son jesus is that "you people"
and all other racist from the caucasian race is that you have eternal life with your father satan....because that's who you serve...not jesus....i think that the white race is the most ignorant and destructive race that the lord my god has ever put here. i forgot to mention greedy (George White Natural Cracker Bush). i really hate to write such messages to people ...but it is in my soul(blood) to dislike folks like you. it's my belief that racism is the caucasian perfection and passion. to add to this.......the negoid race (shem,ham) are the very people that you owe credit , for the sciences and the very use of speech
Okay guys... I get the joke. Matter of fact, I got the joke day one! You're a PARODY... r-i-g-h-t! And I guess there are certain people who find what you do, funny.
Still, now here's a challenge ... let's see if you've got any balls. First up, how about you put that word "parody" in nice big capitals on your home page for those innocent (and outraged) types who stumble upon your site thinking that you're legitimate?
Next... and here is where you really show your balls... let's see you make a few "companion" sites making a mockery of: Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, Taoism and let's not forget - Atheism! Gp ahead, I dare you! I double-dog-dare you! I doubt you will, though. You'd shit your pants rather than have a go at the Muslims because you know they'd put a fatwa on you and you'd end up with a bullet through your skull.
Not so funny now, is it?
But attacking Christians... oh, that's really clever! (NOT!) You think you're so smart, don't you? Just wait until someone works out that what you're doing really does amount to hate crime - Yeah.. "hate crime"! Respones like "Oh, you guys ain't got a sense of humour!" and "But we're parodying Christian extremism! We're the good guys!!!" won't work in the courts. No-one will care about any of that double-talk bull****. You only attack what you know will not harm you - In fact, it was the Christians who guaranteed your right to be such a pack of assholes. No doubt you think that's all part of the joke, right? You won't be laughing when there's a lawyer with a career to be made or someone with an axe to grind. Nor will you be able to hide behind some twisted version of the Constitutional right to free speech. You'll be caught and your site will be shut down.
Meanwhile, did you really think everyone out there in cyberspace is so intellectually dense? You guys aren't funny. You're cowards.
In no expectation whatsoever of a reply from such a pack of spineless worms,
- Mark Storm
You people are so wonderful. Not. I just read a few of your articles
and i must say: You Mother Fucking, Cock Sucking sons of a bitches. I
am a devout baptist and know what you people are, you're psychotic
cultists! Tampons are made by the devil WHAT THE FUCK!! Tampons
aren't made by the fucking devil you fucking morons. You are all
raving lunatics, i mean a girl learing sex from brittney spears WHAT
THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT!!! And you're fucking punishment is cutting
her fingers off! Psychotic! You give baptist around the world a
terrible name. And even though you seem to have a problem with any
type of sexual thing at all you endorse fucking what would jesus do
panties! And you talk about what types of books jesus would fucking
BURN! You know who else burned books you fuckers, HITLER and i don't
know if you idiots would know this but hitler was a monster just like
all of you. I swear to god almighty that if i ever meet anyone of you
fuckers i will push you in front of a car. As a parting gesture i must
say: May god have pity on your poor fucked up souls.
P.S. you can hand out this email address all you want, i use it for
junk mail subscriptions.
P.P.S. I hope you all heed my advice, take those "Devil" tampons and
shove them up your collective asses. Then get some profesional help.
That, or just kill yourselves.
P.P.P.S. The next thing you know you guys will be saying rape is okay
you Mother Fuckers.
GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL, EVERYONE OF YOU.
This is a horrible joke and these types of things
should NEVER be done. However, you do have your
freedom of speech no matter how offensive. I thought
the porn online was bad. After seeing this, I know
there's something worse out there. Whatever the case,
keep in mind this really isn't funny and is VERY
offensive to Christians. If that's your goal,
congratulations! You've offended us. Remember, the
Bible you poke fun at does say that God cannot be
May God save you if it's right to do so. My heart
breaks for you.
In His Love and Grace
I am absolutely appauled by your website. YOU are
exactly what gives Christians a horrible name. You are
stereotypical, hypocrital, sick disgusting people. If
there is a hell....you will be there for all eternity.
God will have no part in your perverted ways of trying
to spread the gospel for Him. He is a kind and loving
and SAVING God and I can tell you this....you and your
church are going straight to the depths of hell to
burn when you die. Have you ever read the Bible? Does
your church go by Satan's Guide to Being a Sick Hell
Bound Evil Being? I think so. I love God with all my
heart and I have found myself closer to Him after a
recent tragedy. You are seriously sick in the mind and
you are the cause of people who refuse to believe in
God. I hope the Lord saves you and causes you to
realize this is NOT the way to be, Christians are
SUPPOSED to be loving and accepting although I have
never had the opportunity to meet one like that. You
are supposed to want to save souls and get people to
believe in the Lord God. All you are doing is causing
people to stray from the Lord and turn to evil ways.
You are SICK. VERY SICK. And once again I will
say...if there is a hell....which im starting to
believe there is....because I know theres a Satan,
then YOU and your sick sad sorry disgusting church
will be meeting Satan and his demons there for all of
eternity. There will be no one like you in heaven. God
wants REAL people there not brainwashed hypocrites.
You are probably the kind of church who rapes little
boys in the back room arent you. Yeah I know your
secrets you detestable creatures. If Im going to hell
for writing a message like this I only have one thing
to say...SEE YOU THERE.
It appears that your supposed church is not a church of God. It is not part of the Church Universal. You are twisting core Christian beliefs for your own gain. You have formed a cult, not a church. There is no way you can be serious about running a real church of God. You have no right to keep the unsaved away, that is why they remain unsaved. I will be spreading the truth about your site and your church locally and around the web. By the way... sending you email is in no way legally binding to anything, PERIOD.
Hello. I, myself, am a born again Christian and I'm excited to see any website that takes the side of the Lord. I do my best to live by God's word ( and yes I believe only in the KJB like yourselves ). I fall short of it everyday..and I offer no excuses. My Lord deserves a better servent of me. I don't like liberalism...especially in the church. So I can appreciate your view on that very much.
I am curious about some things though...one thing that struck me as being odd is that in your beliefs...you noted that no one was allowed to have pornagraphic materials unless they are widowed men....why would pornagraphic material be okay for ANYONE? It strikes me as odd but I'd love to here your scriptural foundation for that rule. I'm not questioning your authority, please don' think I'm trying to do that in any way. Your authority - as stated - is the Bible and I don't question it, just wondering where to find the information about such rule in there so that I may learn it.
I also noticed how church members are required to bring at least one guest to church each week...but can that person be lost? Or would your member only be allowed to go out and seek saved to bring to church.... Oh, and....if they were to invite someone to church...would I need to make a reservation for them first?
I go door knocking on Saturdays with my church - and we go from door to door trying to find those who are lost so that they might learn about the Lord. Do you think that is wrong?
I appreciate any and all guidance you can give me in these areas.
Lord bless you in your efforts for Him. I'll add your ministry to my prayer list.
As a Youth pastor I have I can only say this "with
same measure you judge you will be judged"
How could you say as a church unsaved are not
welcome here and in your test "wrong you unsaved
moron" as a christian I am very ashamed of what you
are doing. Didnt christ himself say I did not come to
condemn the world but through him the world might be
saved. You call your self saved but if yopu judge
someone as not saved then you wil be judged that way.
Love in Christ
Look I just read your article on, How to Spot
Atheists and Report Them to the FBI, and was out
rightly inraged upon reading that. While I am
agnostic and not atheist, I do have plenty of
friends that are atheist and your article is
while an opinion is so closed minded that it just
makes me crazy. I can't even think that there
are people in this world that would not see past
other peoples beliefs and ideas. I cry to think
that you can be so obtuse. Idont care if you
trace the email, I dare you to try to put me away
for my beliefs.
-A Agnostic that is not going to change his ways
You are so close to hell and you donít even know it. For one thing, Mrs.
Betty Bowers, you are such a disgrace to the world.. This church is full of
demons and I bind you all in the name of Jesus. The blood of Jesus is
against every unclean work that youíve done and it shall all fall within 7
days. You are not a man of God, but a man who has come to deceive and
destroy the work of the Lord. Except you repent with a quickness, your life
will be deteriorated completely, and those who follow you will fail except
they leave you now. God has no place in his kingdom for these kinds of
doctrines, man made, and foolish. Iíd love to see you repent and turn your
life around today, where God can purge you and truly use you for His glory.
Right now, you are serving demons and devils, and they have tried to conquer
the churches around you, but God said, what heís put together, no man can
put asunder. Make it your business to hide your face in shame, and call
upon the name of Jesus in desperation, because death is near you, and
failure is near you. Hear the prophet of the Lord, thereís no time for
foolishness, the Kingdom of God is at Hand. Who ever told you to expose a
homosexualís handshake, have you been doing it? Who ever told you to give
Glory to Betty Bowers, can she save your soul? Let me make a declaration to
you, If you donít clean the house of God up within 7 days, God said that
heís gonna bring the walls down. It may not all crumble at once, but God is
gonna take his hand of mercy off of you and let the enemy completely destroy
you. How long will you be deceived? How long will you allow satanic spirits
to run YOUR church. I capitalize your because itís obvious in the things
that Iíve seen that Landover is not Godís house, nor is it a place of refuge
and edification to the body of Christ. Thatís what the church should be.
What do you stand for? How far will you let satan take you before you
realize that destruction is just ahead of you. Donít mistake what youíve
conned and schemed to get for the blessings of God. When God has blessed
you, you arenít caught up in who has the most money, because you realize
that without God, YOU ARE NOTHING. And as for this church, YOU ARE NOTHING.
You think you have gold, but Jesus is the Purest Gold around. Have you
received the Holyghost, speaking in other tongues as the spirit gives
utterance. Didnít think so, you know God told me to say that because
somebody reading this message has never heard of that. I know im about to
mess up your theology, but you donít know the Lord if you have spake with
other tongues, because the bible declares that the evidence of the holy
ghost is the gift of diverse tongues. You can believe without receiving
it, you can be a ďChristian,Ē if thatís what you call yourselves, without
receiving the Holyghost. But according to Godís word, you WILL NOT make it
into Heaven without the Holyghost. I know that you need it because you do
what you do. The holy ghost is not to be mocked nor is he to be ridiculed.
And with this site, you have done all of that, giving my savior a bad name.
I curse the day you stepped a pulpit. I curse the day you spoke to Godís
people. And I declare to you and your church body, that God is sooo soon to
come and you better get your business straight. For all you that are
reading this, donít let the sun go down on you. Ömany will say Lord I have
cast out devils in Your nameÖbut heíll say, Depart from me, I know you Not.
Im Praying for You
I HAVE NEVER , IN MY LIFE , SEEN A SITE MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOUR SITE! A GREEN PENIS INDEED, STUPID, IT'S A CUCUMBER! AND YOU DON'T WELCOME THE UNSAVED, WHAT ABOUT JESUS SAYING, "GO INTO THE WORLD AND TESTIFY" WHAT ABOUT JESUS EATING WITH A SINNER ? IF WE WERE ALL SAVED , WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO DIE? YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR YOUR DEMENTED BELIEFS, YOUR THONG PANTIES WITH JESUS ON THEM, FOR MISLEADING HIS SHEEP, A HARSH JUDGEMENT IS ON YOU , YOU MUST NOT BE ABLE TO READ OR UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE. OR DO YOU CLAIM A TAX-EXEMPT CHURCH FOR PERSONAL MONETARY GAIN?
YOU NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED BY THE IRS AND I AM JUST THE ONE TO SEE THAT IT GETS DONE! I PITY YOU AND THE PEOPLE YOU DUPE, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW JESUS IF HE WALKED RIGHT UP TO YOU.
I am a saved, filled with the holy-ghost, speaking in-tongues 30 year old african-american child of GOD. I stubbled across your website because I was doing a search on demon possession. I expected to get sound biblical advice, but what I got was a cult-based, racists bunch of heathens who truly don't know the heart of the father(GOD). GOD is love and he loves everyone. John 3:16 I was once unsaved, but if it wasn't for his mercy and his love, I would not be professing the love of Christ, today. The bible also says that we do not live by bread alone but by every word that preceeds out of his mouth. GOD is doing a new thing in the earth.Your church may want to catch-up and pay attention to the world. Didn't GOD create everyone and and everything. Speaking as a black person, I am not cursed. According to Jeremiah, GOD knew me even before I was born, thoughts of peace....You can read the bible and get the rest of the verse. Prophetically speaking, I declare that GOD will show your church the error of your ways and that a revival will fall upon your house, and the power of GOD will literally begin to change hearts.
A child of GOD
i am severly upset by the content i found on your website. all of your nonsense theories are completely false and utterly hypocritical. how can you write about this stuff and trick people into thinking this is how God and Jesus want us to live? of course, anyone nieve enough to believe this trash would be considered an idiot in my book anyway. but still! you should be ashamed of yourselves and you will be when you have passed onto the other side. get a life, and get the REAL Jesus, because as of now you are all doomed.
you are all in my prayers, god have mercy on your souls.
I am a private high school student living near Richmond, VA. 6 years ago, at a private middle school,
I was exposed to Harry
Potter. At first, I loved these books. I enjoyed entering Harry's magically fun and exciting world every night. I read every book as soon as it came out and I even waited at the bookstore overnight when a new one was released. This all changed around the winter of 2001. As I re-read the four released books over and over, I began to get more and more pulled into the story. I began to realize that this so called "fantasy" world was in actuality very real. I began to perform simple Satanic spells in order to summon Satan into my home to give me powers like Harry Potter. Soon I joined a Harry Potter club at my local private middle school and I discovered that all the club members were doing the same thing. From this point on, I realized what the Harry Potter books were, a recruiting tool for Satan himself. Every Wednesday from 4:00 to 6:00, we would meet at the Church tied to my private middle school to perform Satanic rituals in order to cast God from the Church and replace him with Satan. I think we performed these rituals for a fortnight, before the Church's main preacher began recommending the Harry Potter books to everyone. It is of my belief that Satan coerced the preacher into making this recommendation. As I was dragged more and more into Satan's clutches, I put a killing curse on both of my parents; a curse that I learned directly from Satan himself. At first, the curse had no effect. I believed that Satan did not murder my parents because I was not loyal enough to him. I attempted to prove my loyalty thereafter by wandering the streets of my town at night and attacking defenseless animals and attempting to drink their blood. This did not make me ill, Satan made sure of that. Shortly after, my mother died in a car crash. I had proven my loyalty to Satan and he had rewarded me by granting one of my wishes. At this point, my memory becomes fuzzy. I don't remember much of anything for a while after that, but my father tells me now that I was muttering incomprehensible words and acting out in a wicked manner every day. At night, my father had to tie me down because I attempted to injure or kill him and my sister in my sleep. Somehow, my father managed to have Satan release me through a combination of prayer and exposing me to the Bible and the Crucifix. After feeling the loving warmth of Jesus come back over me, I reneged my ways and vowed to do everything I can to stop the spread of Harry Potter. Every day, I fear that my father will be taken from me as a result of the long passed killing curse that tragically stole my mother. I can only hope that my prayers and my pleading with God for forgiveness will be enough to block the effects of the curse. This is my story, use me as an example; don't read Harry Potter. I plead with you, let as many people as possible know of my tale so that they to don't have Satan enter their lives.
I just had some questions about your website. Why do you feel you need to blaspheme the one and only God of everything. He does Love all of us thats the reason he died. So that we could live. I hope and pray that you will think about what you are doing. Please if you have any questions i would be happy to help.