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The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!
Emergency Memo -
July 2005: The Ladies of Landover are
holding a midnight prayer vigil on July 15th outside the Freehold, Iowa Barnes
and Noble. True Christians™ across the state of Iowa will be
practicing civil disobedience as we block the entrances of every major
bookstore in the state. We are calling upon all believers everywhere in
God's country to take up the cross of Christ and flop your body onto the
pavement or lock arms with your brethren to form a love link in front
of a bookstore to prevent ignorant unsaved people from purchasing Satan's new
Harry Potter book: The Half-Blood Prince. If you see anyone with
this book in hand, shout, "Fire on you! in the name of Jesus!"
Snatch the book from them, toss it to another Christian brother or sister and
put flame to it as quickly as possible. Make sure you hand the person a
Bible to replace the Half-Blood Prince and tell them to read that instead. Emergency Memo - June 2004:
While Hollywood prepares to release another installment of
Satanic filth in the form of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,"
True Christians™ are working to raise awareness among unsaved filmgoers that
recent events at the Iraqi Prison in Azkaban can be no coincidence.
Satan has timed events in Iraq with the release of his latest film as a
marketing gimmick spawned in the deepest pits of Hell. Church members
are asked to pray steadfastly that President Bush will not allow this film to be
released in America. Emergency Memo - June 2003:
Churches to hold all night prayer vigils to counter thousands of Harry Potter
Black Masses being held across America! National Bookstores to release
the Devil's latest manuscript at midnight! Pray for our children!
With each new release, a seal to Satan's Lair is opened. This is the
fifth seal! Be vigilant! The time is at hand! Emergency Memo - November 2001:
Landover Baptist Pastors encourage Bible believing
churches across America to
return to their roots, and re-institute the Godly early church practice of
book burning. Learn how to organize a book burning in your community - click
here. Emergency Memo -
November 2001:
Landover Baptist holds the largest book burning in American history.
Over 1.5 million Harry Potter books were burned in the church parking lot
after evening services. Reports say that the flames were so high they
could be seen from as far away as Des Moines. Emergency Memo -
October 1999: Reports
of coven sightings in the woods around Freehold, Iowa prompt pastors to
investigate. Creation Scientists conclude that a new generation of
witches are being trained in the dark arts of Wicca through an instruction
manual called, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Pastor Deacon Fred
enlists Demon Hunter, Mitch Walker, to begin instructing church members on how
to
stalk, hunt,
capture, detain and deprogram Wiccans. We have traced the source of these problems to a series of best selling books in the secular world. The Harry Potter book series is filled with fantastic images of hell, Catholicism, sissyism, and liberalism. We are also told that there is a movie series based on the books, and children are lining up to see it like lemmings, eager to be boot-kicked off the Heavenly cliff by Jesus himself, into the lake of fire! The entire premise of each book rests in the anti-Christian notion that the sissified lifestyle is to be glorified and accepted by all. They make sissies out to be heroes, and encourage children to escape into their own private make-believe worlds. They encourage youngsters to run away from their problems and escape the world by creating destructive and dangerous fantasies.
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Emergency Memo -
May 2007: Beginning
In early May we will be holding 24-hour prayer vigils and hourly book burnings
outside the Freehold Iowa Multiplex Cinema. Bring your children for this
exciting time of healing and cleansing as we witness for Jesus with picket
signs and old fashioned bullhorn preaching. God wants us to prevent
every unsaved person in Freehold, Iowa from from seeing the new Harry Potter
movie, "The Order of the Phoenix." Our pastors already gave the
movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively
wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes. We expect over
2,000 church members to be on hand to block the theater entrance on the
release date. If you feel God is calling you to stand with us and suffer
public persecution and humiliation for His namesake, please visit the church
secretary to let her know your schedule for the next month. And if the
way into your heart is through your tummy, we're proud to announce that the
Ladies of Landover will be preparing pot-luck dinners, and Chick-fil-A will be
sponsoring the event and providing daily lunches. We hope to see you
there!
All True Christians™ believe that Harry Potter books challenge both saved
and unsaved children to create demonically
inspired worlds in their innocent little heads. We also believe that the books
encourage youngsters to run off and hide. Christian parents are telling us that their
children refuse to sit at the family table for dinner, instead they eat
their dinner behind a locked closet door or under their beds. We
are asking all Landover Baptist Church members at this time to search every room in your Christian
home for any sign of these Harry Potter books. If you find them, keep them
out of the child's reach. Put them on a high shelf until next Saturday
when we as a church body will join together in unison for an impromptu
book burning on the East lawn. After the burning, if any of these 'so-called'
children's books are found anywhere on church grounds or in the home of
any church member, proper steps will be taken to ensure your child is fully
deprogrammed from the illicit material (which may or may not include a
trip to a Russian orphanage at your expense) and you will be fined $250.00
per book. The fines are effective after the 
