Once you have downloaded a FREE gift, a nice way to say 'Thank You Jesus' is to send a tax-deductible love offering. Don't know how much to give? It's easy! Go to line 27 on your latest 1040 and move the decimal point ONE place to the left! Then, simply write a check in that amount to "Landover Baptist Holdings (Bahamas) L.L.C."
This Month's #1 FREE DOWNLOAD: "The Santa Cross Christmas Card!" [Click IMAGE Below - Save & Print!]
Click the Links to Even More Free Downloadable
Gifts From Landover Baptist Church™
(Adobe PDF Required)
Card - "Take the focus off of Santa Claus and put it back on Jesus
Gift Tags - "Say 'Happy Birthday Jesus!' by placing a Landover
gift tag on someone's present."
Day Card - "Tell your mother that Jesus told you that unless you
hate her, you can't be his disciple."
Card - "Show an unsaved loved one that the Easter Bunny didn't
die for their sins."
Patrick's Day Card - "A great way to witness to Catholics who get
drunk and worship green midgets on this Satanic holiday."
Downloadable Specialty Items (Adobe PDF)
Christian® Halloween Masks Book Page - "Download one of
our free Halloween Masks! Choose from five designs."
Invitation To A Book Burning! - "Download this Flyer and get your local church involved in a Harry Potter book burning!"
Diploma - "Proudly display your Degree in Demonology from Landover
Christian Voter Guide - "Find out who
Jesus wants you to vote for by following these Bible-based guidelines."
Ministry - "It's not a race issue, it's a behavior issue and through
Christ's love, people can change."
Order - "Download Landover's successful legal injunction against
Book Page - "Download a page from our coloring book, 'Daddy, Why
Did Jesus Kill Grandma?'"
Downloadable True Christian® Wallpaper
Shocking Bible Verse Wallpaper! - "Do your co-workers know that God wants to smear dung on their faces?" Download
one of Landover's Shocking Bible Verse Desktop Themes!
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