to Sterilize Demon-Possessed Infants!
The first thing we do,"
Landover Pastor, Deacon Fred explains, "is put a Bible on the
floor. If the baby crawls away from the Bible, it immediately becomes a
candidate for sterilization." The possessed child is then placed in...
Chickens Can Get Demons!
There were more chicken pieces
on the floor than at an NAACP picnic. "It was so horrible,"
recounts farmer Rollins, "that only moments before, I had seen a...
You Have Demons in Your Colon?
But when you smell sulfur, you
know the Devil is around. Friends, have you ever sat yourself down
on the toilet to do nature’s necessity and been overwhelmed by the
smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur. A clear sign that demons
are living in your bottom...
Blown Demon Possession Misdiagnosed as Epileptic Seizure by Unsaved
In the case of Mr. Kidwell,
Pastor Deacon Fred recalled, "The Holy Ghost living inside of me
made it plain and clear that the old coot was chock full of demons! And
when the Holy Ghost says, 'JUMP!' boy - you'd better JUMP!"...
Your Free Demonology Diploma
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My Dog Get Demons?
Is your household pet possessed
by demons? Find out by consulting Rev. Mitch Walker's Helpful Guide to
Demon Possessed Canines...
the War on Terror, We Got Demons!
Demons which visiting Pastor
Needham had intended to send into a herd of pigs according to the Bible
verse, Matthew 8:31, inadvertently entered hundreds of thousands of
squawking turkeys at Bob Kidwell's Turkey Farm...
The Resort of Choice For Well-Traveled Demons
Dr. Edwards balked at first,
noting that the job of setting up camp at the entrances to thousands of
men's anuses in hopes that a demon might peek out in an unguarded moment
Possessed Lunatic Escapes From Church Facility
Some older church members will
recall that little Benjamin was shipped off to North Dakota in the
Spring of '59 after being found barely alive under a burnt mattress in
the smoking debris of the old Calomiris estate in East Freehold...
Baby Bites off Pastor's Thumb During Baptism
Rev. Harry Hardwick, who was
seated on stage, was awakened by Pastor's shouts and instinctively
jumped into the pool. "There was an enormous splash...
Hunter, Mitch Walker, Traps 3 1/2 Inch Succubus With Nothing More Than a
Bread Crumb and a Roll of Paper Towels.
Rev. Mitch Walker is the sort
of a kind of a man of God, that makes the hair on your neck stand up
when he passes you by. He has been all over the world, tracking and
hunting demons. This is...
Expelled for Praying to Moses!
I don't care if secular doctors
have diagnosed him with a fancy disease called 'Alzheimer's'. If you ask
me, it's demon possession! And we will not allow a demon-possessed man