Stripped Naked in Mormon Underwear Bust!
You folks might be shocked to
hear me say this, but before this sermon is over, the Lord Jesus is
going to call on me to move with utter chasteness and holiness in
personally examining the undergarments of every single good Christian
person seated here...
Ladies Discover Depraved Cult in Utah!
The Mormons, still with plastic
smiles on their faces, got up from their chairs and began approaching
the ladies. "They were coming at us like zombies in a Halloween
movie," noted Mrs. O'Christian. "I could feel Lucifer all
A Religion for Sex Addicts!
"Yoga" is a religion
that sprang forth from the corrupt roots of sexual depravity in the
1960's. A time when godless long-haired liberals were running around our
country trying to get people to turn their backs on Christ and embrace
other made-up religions...
Intoxicated by Christian Blood!
In an act that can only be
described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black
cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church
service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless...
This announcement is required
by Federal Law, If you have any information that would help Federal
authorities in their investigation to locate...
Poke Yourself, Satan!
To drive home his point,
Richards burned Pokemon trading cards and video games with a blowtorch
and skewered 14 plastic Pokemon action figures with a 40 inch broad
sword. Richards then held the sword with all 14 pierced Pokemon figures
over a charcoal grill....
A Hotbed of Latent Homosexuality!
These sweaty men in tight
womenís underwear who canít keep their hands off each other
may be fooling the unsaved world, but they're not fooling Jesus...
Ladies Ambush Frumpy Pentecostals With Emergency Makeovers
"These Pentecostal nuts
have it in their heads that the Bible tells them not to shave any hair
on their body," said Judy O'Christian, who was placed in charge of
the critical "Mustache-Bleaching" operation....
Carter's Habitat for Heathens!
If there is one thing in this
world that is worse than a Democrat, it is a Democrat who claims to be a
Christian. These people may attend a Baptist church and carry
around a KJV Bible, but in the end...
is NOT God!
Most members of this
congregation have never seen a Mooslim in person. You've seen them on
the news, blowing up buildings, and in movies, stealing babies and
killing Christians. I've seen...
Uses Bible as Guide for Treatment of Women
WWF is very serious about
teaching Godly basics when it comes to the role of women. In a recent
show, a young lady was brought on stage and told to bark like a dog...
Not a Witch to Live!
It's been 20 years since we
legally executed a witch on this campus, but our lawyers are working
very hard with the Federal Government to ensure that we can continue to
practice our religion the way the Bible tells us...
Practices in the Modern Church
These cults masquerade
themselves under the guise of pseudo-religion. Pseudo-religions are made
up of groups like; Catho-licks, Mormons, Jee-hovy Witnesses, Unitarians,
and various Protestant...
Wannabe Nasty Boys Association
These are the women who have
defied God and declined to serve men, instead engaging in sexual
activity with each other. Granted, that, too, can sometimes serve the
A Sissy's Version of God's Menacing Horrors!
Instead of turning to the Holy
Bible to find out how the ever resourceful Lord dismembers and hacks to
pieces His beloved children that rub Him the wrong way, kids are turning
to cheap imitations...
Calls for Shutdown of Shameless "Adult Christianity" Web Site
It has been documented by
reliable sources that former crack whore, Poppy Dixon first started
toying with the idea for 'Adult Christianity' while she was under the
care of Devil loving nuns, recovering from a 12 day drinking binge at a...
Deacon Fred Leads 3,000 Atheists to Christ at Godless March on
Washington [Includes Video of Live Event]
ask you to pull out your bibles, but with this crowd, I bet you took all
Bibles out of your hotel rooms like good little atheists and threw them
down the laundry chute!...