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Pray the Pledge of Allegiance to, "One Nation Under Jesus Christ"

The following eleven tips are designed to assist Christian children in utilizing the Pledge of Allegiance as a tool for rescuing their hellbound classmates from false religions. If you are a Christian parent of a Christian child who unfortunately attends a....
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True Christian Republican Guide to Jew York City
It is no coincidence that the good Lord made the island of Manhattan in the shape of a freshly pinched turd.  Think of it as His way of warning True Christians™ they are visiting a place inhabited by millions of people responsible for killing His Son...
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"One Nation Under MY GOD," Sister Betty Bowers' Godly (Republican) Politics
Discover Politics the RIGHT way!  Sister Betty Bowers' incredible political archive is not to be missed for anyone who REALLY loves Jesus!...
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A Tribute to Strom Thurmond: The Last True Christian™ Senator
“I wanna tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that there’s not enough troops in the army to force the southern people to break down segregation and admit the nigger race into our theaters and swimming pools, into our homes and into our churches - Mr. Thurmond ...
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True Christian Voter Guide
Check the issues, and find out where the Godly Republicans and Evil Democrats differ during the general elections...
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Pastor Counsels President on Alcohol Problem
“It is unfortunate that this problem could affect such a great man,” noted Deacon Fred. “Those of us in the know have recognized that Mr. Bush was still drinking even before he became President. One look at video of him during the Florida recount vote...
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Embryos Granted US Citizenship Rights
Lesbian Senator Hillary Clinton asserts that the Department of Faith is using the new executive order that adds nine months to people's ages to "police sin." She told Congress that parents in the State of Iowa are required to register...
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Download Your True Christian American Flag! 
Proudly display this glorious flag in your office cubicle.  The original American Flag, as our founding fathers intended it!  Before that whore, Betsy Ross got hold of it!...
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Landover Baptist to Head White House Department of Faith!
On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive order establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). Headed by Mr. Bush's and God's favorite church, Landover Baptist Church, the DOF is entrusted with overseeing disbursement of millions of taxpayer dollars to religious charities...
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A Demoncrat Senate?
Those do-gooder Demoncrats want to take our money and tax our corporations so they can make the environment and ecology fit for future generations to come when True Christians/Republicans know there aren't going to be many future generations...
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Homosexuals Prefer Dick and Colin Over "Bush"
Despite homos’ aversion to Bush, homos have far less objection to those surrounding Bush. The surveys cited above found a generally held belief among homo men that the country is in good shape in light of the presence of Dick and Colin...
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George Bush Touches Teenage Boy
The boy agreed, and President Bush took the boy to one of the Sunday School rooms for 30 minutes to lead him in the sinner's prayer! When President Bush and the boy returned, it was obvious that Jesus had performed a miracle and saved that boy's soul...
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Landover Petitions for Iowa State Voting Procedures Modeled AFter Electoral College
"For too long, our national and statewide elections have been decided by a single bloc of voters -- people living in Satanic cities -- simply because the vast majority of the population resides there," observed Landover pastor and financier, Brother Harry...
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America Needs Dick!
Cheney promises us eight years after Bush's eight years of good old-fashioned Old Testament values.  A brief review of Cheney's voting record in the U.S. House of Representatives reveals why he...
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