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Why Do Chinese People Sound Like Retardeds When They Talk?

The Origin of Human Language: Pastor Deacon Fred

Greetings, brothers and sisters in Christ Jesus - Welcome. Please be seated, thank you. . . thank, you. I'm gonna start preaching. (Congregation stops applause, and gets seated) Friends - Chinese folks might sound funny to us, but did you know the babble they spit out of their buck-toothed mouths is actually a form of communication? That's right, it's really some kind of strange language, and we believe they are speaking to one another. This church sends $200.00 a year to support a Baptist missionary family in China. They were trained to speak John 3:16 in Chiny talk with the hopes of leading people to Christ and teaching them to speak American. We take it on faith that they're adding a few slanty-eyed brethren to the Lords' kingdom each year. All we have is a P.O. Box in Beijing, and a handful of receipts, so we know the checks are being cashed.

But I'm not here today to talk about missions, friends. I'm here to explain why there are so many different languages on this so-called "Planet." Fancy secular scientists sit around all day coming up with ridiculous stories about continental shifts, human migration, indigenous people, remote societies, untouched tribes, and linguistics. They've got so many far-out theories and garbage evidence it's enough to make this Bible man's stomach ache with laughter! That's why I believe that college textbooks should be placed in the "Humor Section" of our local Christian bookstores. All kidding aside here though, I've got to tell you, this is a very serious matter. Scientists have a hidden agenda they are working toward with all of their far-out theories. We can't take for granted that an unsaved and untrained mind is not easily confused. You see, an unsaved person's view of reality is quite different from ours. There is nothing wrong with getting a few chuckles over that matter, but we must understand that the ultimate goal of science is to replace fact with fiction.

Rest assured, as True Christians® we know that scientific myths about the origins of human language can easily be refuted with a few Old Testament Bible verses. You need to learn those verses so you can shout them out to secular scholars who are trying to fill America's classrooms with fairy tales and stories about evolution and sociology. The whole unsaved world is buying into their nonsense, and its time we to put a stop to it. Listen here -- on one hand, scientists tell us that black people evolved from apes. Well, I would ask them to take a good look at a Chinese person! You wanna tell me where they came from? Well, I'll tell you! Open up your Bibles to Genesis, Chapter 6, verse 4: "There were giants (dinosaurs) in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God (fallen angels, demons!) came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them." It doesn't take a degree in Creation Science to understand what the Lord is telling us in that verse, friends! We've got races of funny looking people on this planet because demons were running around, humping' humans back in Genesis! Glory!

The Bible not only explains where different races of people came from, it also teaches us why they all speak different languages. So take your college diploma off the wall and throw it in the trash, Mr. Scientist! It doesn't mean a hill of beans when it comes to the Holy Bible! Shout Glory! The Lord Jesus is going to get a big old belly laugh when you show him your Harvard degree! He'll throw you, and it, into the lake of fire, where you will have an eternity to think up all the theories and stories you like as your skin is scalded off your body and demons poke pitchforks into your barbecued butt every day for all of eternity! Praise God!

Genesis, Chapter 11 teaches us the facts about what scientists call, "linguistics"

"And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter. And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city. Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth. (Genesis 11:1-9)

There it is, folks! The truth that secular scholars don't want you to know! Human beings were advancing too quickly because they all spoke one language. In order to restrain their advances, God blasted their heads with confusion so they had to start all over again! That's something that all the science in the world won't teach you! Scholars are running all over the world trying to figure this thing out and it makes them look like a bunch of idiots! Well, thank God that we have someone running our country who understands what kind of an agenda these idiots have! You need to get on your knees and thank God every day for President George W. Bush, friends. I believe he is the greatest presidential mind to ever take up residence in the White House! You can't look at his precious, Godly face and see any evidence of evolution. I could stand up here and argue for hours how his language and manner of speaking is quite possibly "the one speech" described in the book of Genesis, but I don't have the time. Suffice it to say, we finally have a Christian president in place that believes that every word of the Bible is true! We can only pray that the White House Department of Faith will soon have Congress pass a bill to replace every single Biology, Sociology, Physics, Psychology, and Chemistry textbook of lies, with the only book anyone ever needs to read! The Holy Bible, KJV 1611. God willing, we will live to see that day, for it is fast approaching! Praise!







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