True Christian™ Palm Sunday Tradition
Freehold, Iowa - Landover Baptist Ex-Catholics
(Recovering Pentecostal Mexi-ricans) work through the night to sew
imported, (so-called: endangered) Hawaiian Haleakala Palm
leaves into small Christian crosses. The Palm Crosses will be carefully
handed out and placed onto the Godly lapels of Platinum and Gold Tithers
who attend the Major Donor's exclusive Palm Sunday 11 AM morning
$2500/plate church service and Christian leisure fellowship dinner,
sponsored by Morton's Steakhouse - Freehold Iowa.
Additional Palm leaves (we've been told all beetles have been removed
this year!) trucked up from Daytona, Florida will be distributed to
churchgoers during the 8 AM, 9:30 AM, and 11:30 AM Palm Sunday services
at Landover Baptist's satellite chapels.
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