January 2007

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Christian Gamers Gear Up to Lead the Burning Crusade!


With 8 Million subscribers, the virtual world is ripe for evangelism with the World of Warcraft expansion pack, "The Burning Crusade."  Visit the links below to see how Christian young people are evangelizing the virtual world in the Holy name of Jesus Christ!   

How to Win Souls to Christ in The World of Warcraft
"I really like our guild leader," says young Billy Houston. "He has a strict policy against letting unsaved people join our group. I think he's from Alabama in real life. In fact, he won't even party-up with anyone who isn't a Christian. He's a level 60 Priest, and gets a lot of respect."  Read More>

Is the X-Box 360 Cooler Than Jesus?
"My suggestion to you is to ask your unsaved classmate the following questions. Then he'll see just how "cool" his Xbox 360 really is, when compared to Jesus Christ."  Read More>

Unleash Unreal Tournament Bible Based Maps and Characters Upon the Unsaved World!
"Who would have thought that an evil game made by disgusting, filthy, godless, unsaved people could be modified to win folks to Christ?" Pastor remarked. "Timothy Huxton is certainly using the gifts God gave him to be a missionary and spread the Good News to the four-eyed geeks that play this nonsense -that when it comes to angry killing machines, nothing beats the Lord Jesus!"  Read More>

The One True World of Warcraft Christian Guild Charter
Convert or Die is a World of Warcraft Alliance Guild on the Gaping Orifice server. The guild was formed in the year of our Lord 06-06-06 by concerned Christian students at the Landover Baptist Junior High School Academy for the Saved. Read More>

Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!
Landover Baptist's PlayStation 3 comes with a complimentary modified version of the popular PS2 disk, Tony Hawk's Underground. You can upload Jesus' face into the game and automatically unlock all of the cheat codes to "God Mode," so that Jesus can win every single level and perform incredible grab-tricks, spins, flips and stunts!  Read More>








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