Action Alert!

On March 27, 2002, Landover Baptist Church ran the following full page ad in the secular New York Times and Boston Globe

Within an hour of those newspapers leaving their respective presses, millions of Mary-Worshipers logged onto our church's website to avail themselves of our "Catholic Catamite Hotline" and qualify for free stun-guns and vials of communion-wine cyanide we were generously offering to the first 18,000 altar boys who logged on and provided a love-offering.

Regrettably, the response from Catholics desperate for the sanity of a Protestant church that doesn't handle reptiles or roll in the aisles gurgling nonsense was so great, it knocked our server off-line.

We regret any inconvenience to our saved Baptist friends who normally come to our church's Website to hear the Word of God. 








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