|The Village - A Shocking New
Documentary Film Exposes the Dangers of Wicca!
Pastor Deacon Fred had an opportunity to view the new film, "The Village." A transcript of his film review (as heard at the 11 A.M. service) is posted below in case you attended another service and were unable to hear it.
A community of True Christians™ surrounded by a dense forest filled to
the brim with bloodthirsty Wiccans. Sound familiar? It could be the Landover Baptist
Church – or any Christian community throughout the land.
But in this case, it isn't. It is the glorious new film by M.
Night Shamading, "The Village." And goodness gracious! Does it ever
I was a bit suspicious when a pastor friend of mine asked me to accompany
him to a closed screening of the film. When I first heard the director's name,
I passed it off as one of those Hindu cable movies they show at the Injun
restaurants in Des Moines. You know the ones I'm talking about
-- the movies with folks with dots on their foreheads breaking into an
overproduced minstrel show every five minutes. But my pastor friend told me
that this Shamading character was actually a saved, Bible believing colored
man from deepest, darkest Philadelphia. I said, "If he's saved, he
ought to get himself a proper Christian Apostolate name." To which my
pastor friend replied, "This young man is like a deep cover missionary,
Deacon. If he changed his name, it is likely that his films wouldn't appeal to
such a broad audience of brown skinned unsaved folks who are used to people
with names that sound like household appliances and foreign food. Mr.
Shammyding gets the good news of Jesus Christ out to people we wouldn't think
about shaking a stick at – except to get their fecal-stained behinds off of
our lovely property. And believe it or not, those new converts have
pocketbooks just like anyone else. Granted, it might be the noisy "cha-ching"
of coins you hear dropping into your offering plates, rather than the sweet
sounding thump of a stack of wrapped $100 bills. We must remember, to
the Lord, it is still money, brother. Even
if the Lord leaves the building sounding like He's on his way to a laundromat."
And so I became convinced to join my Pastor friend late Saturday night in
an undisclosed location outside of Des Moines to view this new Christian film
from the director with a funny sounding name. And from the first minute, I
knew that the Holy Spirit was directly involved in creating this movie. Just
seeing the way the villagers were modestly clothed, made me feel as if I was
looking out upon the congregation of this church, as I am looking out upon you
today. Only their cotton is our silk. Their
wool is our cashmere. Glory to God!
The unsaved might marvel at how this director (who I am also told, wrote
the script just as fast as the Lord could whisper it into his ear ) came to
understand the seasonal feeding habits of voracious, bloodthirsty Wiccans.
But not us. Anyone at Landover
who has witnessed the unnerving friendliness of Wiccas that gives away their
desire to get close enough to kill will not be surprised by this frightening
documentary. The director could
well have worked on a farm, right here in Freehold, Iowa for a whole day doing
research, for all we know.
How many of you have walked out of your houses in the morning to find your
front doors dripping in pig's blood, fresh enough to steam up in your face?
Stand up! Well... that looks like just about every single one of you! I
don't think there is any question that we know it's the demon-possessed
Wiccans living in our woods who do this! Those foul creatures who claim to
"harm no one," have done almost as much harm to Christians as the
Democratic party! Why, I bet if
they ever slowed those cheap little cars of theirs down enough, we'd find in
those Wicca's Camrys carpets and upholstery soaked through and through with
sanguine sauce of slaughtered swine. That
warm pig blood probably sloshes from window to window every time those folks
turn a corner or come to a quick stop.
Folks, the film, "The Village," will hit home for you! You know
that for years we have tried to expose Wiccans for the Satan-worshipping
misfits they are! For me, this M. Night Shamadang person summed up in a mere
two hours what we have been trying to say for over 200-years!
Our forefathers who founded Freehold, Iowa dealt with their witches the old
fashioned way! The Bible way! All one has to do is drag Landover Lake, and
you'll see that its bottom is stacked high with the bones of those foul
beasts. The EPA says it's because of Landover Baptist's raw sewage disposal
plant that Landover Lake is uninhabitable to fish, but we know better.
It's because of those cursed bones floating around.
Anyone who has paddled a canoe across that lake can attest to the
annoyance of having their paddle catch on a bobbing Wicca skull or pelvic
We thought we were free of witches for many years, but as M. Night shows
us, they are back! Back with a vengeance to devour our children and suck the
living testament of Jesus Christ down their sinister throats through their
bloody Satanic rituals! It is a SHAME! A shame, my friends that we are
constrained by so-called "legalities" that prevent us from publicly carrying out the Lord's will in
daylight, by slaughtering the evil ones on sight, even when the police are
looking! Well, this film inspired me, my friends! Those menacing forest
dwelling Wiccans that surround the perimeters of our church community and
terrorize our Christian families will have their day in court! If it means
we've got to bring out our nets and guns to snare and
tranquilize every last one of them!
As the Devil's birthday approaches, we will stand ready to hunt these
creatures who haunt our woods to make them a safe place for private devotion,
intimate Pastoral counseling and commercial development once again! I
can't remember the last time I was able to take a young boy out into the woods
alone for Bible study and prayer without having to carry a shotgun and look
over my shoulder every minute, worried that someone who should be there would
I want all of you to make it a Christian priority to see this new film!
Bring your loved ones and unsaved family members along! The more folks who
learn about the dangers of Wicca, the safer this world will be. And fewer
questions will be asked in late October when Landover Lake turns a glorious
shade of red once again.
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