| 6:00 A.M. |
Fishers Of Men: Brother Bob Bess reels in a 14 pound Rainbow Trout and three sinners a week |
Good Morning Baby Jesus! with Sister Taffy "You think you're saved? I'll be the judge of that!" Spotting & correcting flaws in the faith of others. Special Guest - Phyllis Schlafly of Eagle Forum. |
| 7:00 A.M
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The Pastor's Desk: An unbiased fundamentalist conservative religious look at current events with Pastor Deacon Fred |
| 8:00 A.M |
The Adventures of Levi, The Dancing Cockroach: Christian Cartoon series |
| 8:30 A.M |
Behind Church Scenes: Former Landover members caught on hidden camera |
| 9:00 A.M |
Now That's CHURCH! Daily broadcasts of random Landover Baptist Sunday morning church services |
The Christian Chef: Fried Chicken, Potato Salad, and Chocolate Truffle Cake with Sister Edith Twiddle |
| 10:00 A.M
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The Best of Landover Baptist Evening Services: Patricide & Psalms |
| 11:00 P.M
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| 12:00 P.M |
Oh Lawdy! Cooking tips with Sister Taffy's servant, Laquita, in the 10-part series, "In Proper Service of Christian Masters" |
Apostolic Automotive: Is it a faulty starter or do you have demons under the hood? |
| 1:00 P.M |
Demon-Proofing Your Home: Rev. Mitch Walker gives Bible-based tips on home improvement |
Are You Sure You're Saved? Theological experts stump Christian contestants into questioning their salvation |
| 2:00 P.M
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The Catholic Wife: Christian Soap Opera |
Let's All Hate Bill Clinton! |
| 3:00 P.M |
After School Special: Martha Says a curse word |
Petunia, The Pentecostal Pickaninny: Christian Soap Opera |
| 4:00 P.M |
The Creation Science Hour: With Dr. Jonathan Edwards |
Gardening in Eden: A Tour of lovely Christian gardens in greater Freehold |
| 5:00 P.M |
LBN World News: This unbiased news program begins and ends with Christian prayer |
Mommy & Me: Making Biblical hand-puppets out of old school clothes |
| 6:00 P.M
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Imprecatory Prayer Hour: With your host, Brother Harry Hardwick. |
| 7:00 P.M |
Amos & Andy: Andy steals his grandma's grits recipe |
| 7:30 P.M |
Amos & Andy: Amos lies to a police officer |
Local High School Football: Landover Baptist Soulwinners at Mount St. Mary's Demons |
| 8:00 P.M
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True Christian Reality TV: This week - The immaculate conception, talking snakes and bat birds, and live footage of rabbits chewing their own cud |
| 9:00 P.M |
Pentecostal Makeovers: On the road with Sisters Judy O' Christian and Sister Taffy Crocket |
| 10:00 P.M |
WWBD: This week, Mrs. Bowers welcomes John Ashcroft and Michael Jackson |
Gone Gay: The liberal agenda exposed |
| 10:30 P.M |
Evening Services: Daily re-broadcast of the evening church service from Landover's main sanctuary |
Evening Services: Daily re-broadcast of the evening church service from Landover's main sanctuary |
| 11:00 P.M |
Highlights From Evening Services: Clips and discussion about this evening's sermon |
The Ladies of Landover: Christian Talk show open forum |
| 11:30 P.M |
TPRL: Total Prayer Requests Live |
| 12:00 A.M. |
Off Air: Televison Curfew 12:00 A.M. Regional curfew 10:30 P.M. Broadcast resumes at 6:00 A.M. |
Off Air: Televison Curfew 12:00 A.M. Regional curfew 10:30 P.M. Broadcast resumes at 6:00 A.M. |
