Anyone familiar with the Bible knows that God has historically killed or tortured those who rub Him the wrong way.
Most recently, His
earthquake in Haiti reminds every Bible believing Christian, including Pat
Robertson, that the Lord God is unchanging - especially when it comes
finding creative ways to get back at folks who tick Him off. What you may not realize is that God’s methods of maiming are as varied as his reasons for smiting people. A Biblical scholar/True Christian™ should have no difficulty determining God’s favorite way of torturing and/or killing less desirable folks in each of the following circumstances.