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Bill Maher's War Against Christians

Petition and Campaign to Halt the New Film: Religulous

Bill Maher is an outspoken Hollywood Jew who masquerades as an atheist. But over 1,350 Los Angeles hookers can confirm that he is constantly calling out the name, "sweet Jesus!." He is about to unleash a dangerously predictable anti-Christian hate film called, "Religulous."

"Hollywood Jews have become so predictable," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "We know Mr. Maher is going to skewer Christians and let all the other religions get off easy, especially his ilk, and I find it ironic that they are the same filthy race of people who killed Jesus to begin - doesn't anyone find that ironic? Of course, Mr. Maher won't be satirizing Islam either. He is too much of a sissy because he doesn't want to get assassinated by one of those towel headed barbarians."

Landover Baptist church will be mobilizing a national campaign to prevent the country of California from allowing the satanic filth Mr. Maher spits through his Christ hating lips in this movie to spill over into Christian states. "We will also be releasing informational YouTube videos, appearing at press conferences and hopefully be invited to confront Mr. Maher on his pornographic television program, as well," says Pastor Deacon Fred.

"In order for readers to better understand our outrage about the film, Religulous," says Pastor, "you need to understand Mr. Maher's agenda." Bill Maher's film is a blatant campaign to get viewers to toss away our faith in Christ in favor of free thought. But we know, as Christians that Jesus teaches us "thinking" is an absolute waste of time (Matthew 6:25). Jesus wants us to keep our minds closed, and become like little children (who have no knowledge), and Mr. Maher is not going to open our minds to anything by using video footage and factual accounts as proof of real incidents. You see, as Christians - most of us are so grounded in our faith (that is belief in things we can't see) that we will never believe in anything we CAN see. In Mr. Maher's world, space aliens may visit us from another planet and he'd want us to believe that there is life on other planets because we can touch and feel these aliens - but its hogwash! Our unwavering faith allows us to understand that those aliens are actually demons, sent by the hoofed master of Hell, Satan - to try to get us to question our beliefs. Either that, or we'd find a way to re-interpret scripture to find a place for them in our Godly world view.

The movie, Religulous no doubt will pigeonhole Christians as insane, sadistic people who constantly prevent scientific progress and cultural advancement because we believe that everyone who doesn't believe in Jesus is going to be tortured in Hell forever after they die. But what the movie won't show, is that without this belief - hospitals and humanitarian efforts around the world would never have existed. You see, we want to help people avoid Hell, and if that means we have to keep them alive and care for them until they finally confess Christ - that's what we do! And we do it because we care about their fate.

Mocking Christians is nothing new. We're easy to mock, because we are told to turn the other cheek when someone slaps us physically - or jabs us intellectually. We're easy fare for sissies like Mr. Maher. So easy in fact, that he actually has ads for Landover Baptist posted all over his new promotional site, disbeliefnet.com - somehow hoping that his long nosed audience of Christ hating Jews will think that Christians are hateful people who mock everyone who doesn't agree with them. This is how Hollywood operates!

"Well Mr. Maher, I'd like to challenge you to make fun of the stupid backward race of robe wearing barbaric descendents of that pervert son of Isaac, Ishmael! Are you afraid you are going to get killed? What about your own greedy race of Christ haters? Any chance you'll take a few jabs at them? No, because they sign your paycheck, you hell bound fool!"

We ask that everyone who reads this article will join with us in preventing the spread of Christian hate crimes. The release of Religulous into movie theaters and homes of innocent American children whose minds are easily swayed by facts and logic - needs to be stopped before we become a future nation of godless heathens. If that happens, and Jesus comes back, He'll be tossing women and children into Hell right along with all the Jews, Buddhists, Arabs, and Atheists.

Please Click Here to begin the first phase of our campaign to ban Religulous from spreading its fact based lies about Christians. Sign the Petition to Halt the Release of Bill Maher's Fact Based Anti-Christian hate film: Religulous



 


 





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