A Small Sample of Landover Baptist Mail Received November 2005  (unedited and in original form)

I was just sent your wonderful article on how to prevent your son from becoming homosexual. I find it to be one of the most uneducated ( that means stupid) articles i have ever read. I wonder what Jesus would think of you condemming so many people all at once....and especially for making fun of His prefered shoe, the sandal. Which has been worn by man for centuries. Much stronger men then yourselfs. If you are to stupid to understand this letter please let me know and i will try and dumb it down a bit for you.

A straight, educated, American man.

Matt Germini

Let me set the record straight! All American Indians welcomed Columbus and the white men who followed after him. They taught them how to grow crops and offered them food and survival techniques. Without the American Indian helping the white people who came over from Europe, all them would not have lasted the first winter.

If you will research your history, Columbus and many white men who came after him, slaughtered indigenous people or made slaves of them. As recently as the Civil War, innocent men, women and children were murdered by this government because their skin was red, nothing else! Read about the massacre at Sand Creek, Wounded Knee, and countless others.

This so-called government should apologise and give reparations for all the indigenous people who were murdered in cold blood. This Christian government has killed millions of the Red Race and is still killing people over in Iraq, along with our military. There is no reason for a war other than selfishness and greed.

Jesus said love one another as I have loved you. He never said to discriminate, destroy, and wipe out practically an entire race of people who offered hospitality to the white man.

I suggest you read about the true history of this land and what really happened and not the lies that have been handed down for centuries.

Mitakuye Oyasin (We are all related)

Owl Woman - Barb Field

Regarding Chicken Little - When the police found your deacon ministering to his little companion, in the alley-way behind a trash dumpster, he had probably just finished sexually molesting him. The "little rascal" was crying because he had some deacon's hand down his pants you filthy dumbshit. Fuck you all. Your institution is slowly dying, as it should. Hail Free Thought. Jesus can suck his own dick.

Jason King

By The Way...Check into your Baptist Church History and you will find that your oh holy church was started by NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS!!! The first Baptist Church was called the Hard Shell Baptists and they were the Turtle Clan of the Cherokee Indians that were trying to escape from assholes like you!!!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it....

Quolade


Your organization are despicable pieces of feces. You have know idea what God is or your perception of what the truth is about America. You are direct descendents of the dreggs of Europe. Your ancestors cleared their jails and sanitariums and sent them here. Think about it, everything evil and drastic was invented by white people. Homosexuality-because the Greeks and Romes got tired of sheep. AIDS because Christian Homosexuals grew tired of doing with Christian fags and went after some poor monkey, who derived from I might add. The list goes on and on. Please do us all a favor, put a gun to your head and rid America of your low life kind.

Ron LaFrance


Lets just say! the article about "thanksgiving" is an absolute joke. I am contacting my

corprate LAWYER about starting a law suit agents you over posting this absolute LIE on the internet.

[name extracted]
CEO/Pres.
North American Alliance for the Advancemet of NATIVE PEOPLES
(NAAANP)

I read your article about rap and kids. Thank you. My daughter, who I forbade to listen to music with obscene lyrics assaulted me when I was pregnant. I in turn lost custody because her father accused me of abuse. It is an uphill battle because even though it is clear that I am more suited to raise her-the courts allowed her to make the choice as to where she wants to live. What do I do? Society is telling our children that they have a choice!

Carol Bangura


To Whom it may concern,

The Native Americans are up in arms over your site.

Your racist views contained within your site show the whole world your weak character, the ONLY terrorists found in America during the "Settlement History" came over on the first Three Ships, and you call yourself "People of God"????

As a Tribal Member I find your site tasteless, God less and ignorant. I will find great pleasure in forwarding your site to every Reservation known to man kind.

You are a thoughtless person and I can only pray that you have a small parish to spread your poison, and YOU will answer for this bigotry in this life or the next.

Do you honestly think that this way of thinking will go unrewarded?

Jesse Red Horse, Spiritual advisor of the Northern Blackfeet Nation.


Omg, how can a group of people be so stupid???

I'm not someone to have a go at religion, my best friend and flat mate is a christian, but to hear you rambling on about the indocterination of our children just annoyed me. I am a 20 year old student studying microbiology, and i have to say the bible is a gr8 story with fantastic morals, but that is all it is, a story. sure there was a man called jesus and he probably was a really nice bloke, but c'mon latch onto reality here, water into wine?? get outta here! snakes talkin???? right now i'm gettin the men i white coats. wht children watch is entirely up to the parents and you people shud just let ppl get on with showing their kids wht they want and teach them wht they beleive to be true! i beleive in the ice age and there is far more proof for that than there is of any of the bible miricles. And what about dinosaurs?? u say that if its not in the bible it didnt happen? well we have dinosaur bones but no noahs ark, expalin tht one. right rant over but pls leave ppl alone and stop preaching, if i wanted to learn about god id go to church but i dont so stop shoutin about it, before long someone will get annoyed and hit u and i really wanna see it so i can laugh! oh and yes is anything i am a satanist, mwahahaha!

Philip Gould


without us natives you white trash disease carring fools would not exist today, so go back to europe and stay there with your familys i hope a bunch a muslims go into your church and blow you racsist bastards all to hell. so fuck you ang your god i hate all you white trash bastards .and your god.

you racsist red necks i hope those musllums kill all your chirldren right in front of you white trash cocksukers death to all pastorlandoverbaptists i hope they kill all your children burn them all to death so fuck you you white trash scum

indian power we will win and destroy the white racsists. kill em all woman and children first

peacetreatygal@---


I found your website while searching for information about The World of Warcraft. Our married daughter, mother of two small children plays this, and we need to find out more to defend our suspicion that it is demonic. I was stunned to find that you support this young man who obviously spends much of his life in this make believe place. Even if he thinks he has witnessed to someone, how shallow can that conversion be when there is no one to follow up and mentor that person.

He states that when he finds an occult item, he auctions it off, obviously to a person of an occult. Why should a young man be allowed to play with the world of occults.

I had hoped to find support that this game is demonic and unGodly to present to my daughter. Instead I find a church that supports it.

David Barringer


You call yourselves compassionate and good people, what all christians should be from what i understand.

So when i stumbled onto your website i was totaly shocked and appalled by this

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1105/firstterrorists.html

How can you justify calling the NATIVE people of the continent terrorists, you're forgetting that YOU were the people who invaded THIER homelands, killed thier people, and evicted them from thier very own lands that they had been living on for centuries before you people came along, shaking your bibles around like some war banner proclaming the land as yours just because you were white and christian. Your website is not only offensive to native americans, its offensive to any person who comes across it, who has any shred of moral fibre, inteligence and reasoning.

You people are sick, twisted facists who have no respect for other faiths, beliefs and cultures, your blind faith is bordering on insane, you expect these people to apologise for what they did, when all they were doing was trying to defend thier way of life! If you people cant see this then you truly are what you all hate, hellspawn of the highest degree.

Kenny Harrison


Hello,

My name is Melissa and I am a senior in high school. I live near the town of Bowling Green Ohio and I attend Bowling Green State University in order to receive college credits. In the past semester that I have been attending the university, I can hardly believe the amount of sin all around campus. There are times when I wish I could walk around campus with blinders on however; I can no longer turn a blind eye to sin. With Gods help, I stumbled upon your website discussing the Halloween Hell House, and even though Halloween is almost a year away, I would really like more information on how I could bring Hell House to the Bowling Green Campus. People, especially young adults are so blinded by the Devil that they cannot see what they are doing is wrong and a sin. My hope is that if I could bring Hell House to the campus of Bowling Green State University it may help non- believers to finally see the error of their ways and repent for all their wicked ways and begin to let Jesus guide their way.

I agree that in order to conceive those brainwashed by the Devil we need to be in your face and over the top. However, have any of your scenes ever backfired or has anyone ever been hurt? Talking with my youth group, many of them are concerned that they may be hit or harmed in some way by these non- believers. Therefore, my question to you is this project safe. In addition, how many non-believers are saved each year through the miracle of the Hell House? We know that if just one person becomes a believer then it is a success however, we would love to know how many lost have finally found the path through your amazing work.

Again, I would like to thank God for men and women like you who have seen the need for change and have acted on that need. God has truly blessed you all and may he continue to bless you and all those apart of your congregation.

Sincerely
In His Name
Melissa


Take your website away immediately or your WILL be held accountable for criminal solicitation. If your were not advised by your lawyer I suggest you do so. You have five (5) days to comply. There will be no more request.

Bill Simmons


Just to let you know your site at the bottom has a crude picture probably posted by your networking company. A lady in a thong that reads "What would Jesus do?" on it.

Samantha Guaco


Pastor, sir, you are one sad some of crap, you know that!

I just got thru reading your baby Jesus cartoons and I have never seen such shit in all my life! I attend a Nazarene Church and have a loving family and a retarded son! What kind of a Christian cartoon makes fun of retarded children? You take bible verses out of context and come up with some crazy shit! Your church does it worse than any church I have ever seen! God does not hate retards, nor does he hate gays or any one else! He loves everyone and that is the message of the New testament in case you didn't know! I demand that this trash be taken off your site along with your WWJD thong and your sex4salvation garbage! Your site is obscene and blasphemous and probably a money making scam! You deserve to die a horrible death!

MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

-Buzz J. Maxwell


Gentlemen and Ladies....

I stumbled upon your website and was intrigued by your expose on the first terrorists in this country. Unfortunately you have things backwards. The true terrorists of this land were the European invaders. I have served honorably in the USMC and retired from the same. I was proud to serve my country and would today if not restricted by age. I am not proud, in fact I'm downright disgusted, to have thoughts and propaganda such as yours being protected by the brave men and women of our armed forces. It is racist, divisive and absolutely wrong. People ask what is wrong with the education of today's youth and I will point them to your site and its narrow and bigoted views that are totally wrong and twisted. May the true God open your eyes and show you the real truth............

Michael Dunn


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THANK YOU VERY MACH IF YOU GIVE MY THE PLASTATION OR NOT

YOURS SINCERY
ABEER AHMED


HOLY SHIT MAN! YOUR FREAKING WEBSITE IS SO GAY-ASS RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH CRAP I CAN'T EVEN TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FREE PS2 CRAP? lIKE STEALING FROM YOUR PARENTS ISN'T A SIN?!?!?!?!?!? EXPLAIN THAT LANDOVER BAPTIST! YOU GUYS ARE SO GAY SPENDING TIME LOOKING AT FREAKING CARTOONS TO SEE IF THERE IS GAY STUFF IN THEM. YOU GUYS ARE THE GAY ONES! WHAT 7 YEAR OLD KIND IS GOING TO THINK THAT PATRICK(from that crappy spongebob article) LAUGHING MEANS HE IS MASTERBATING? SAME THING WITH THE RUGRATS. THEY ARE FREAKING BABIES!!!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!!!!!!!! YOUR RACIST TOO! I HAVE MANY NON-WHITE FRIENDS WHO WOULD BE VERY UPHAULD AT THIS WEBSITES CLAIMS OF THE INDIANS AND ARABS!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN THE WEB!!!!!!!!!!

IN SHORT, YOUR FREAKING WEBSITE IS THE GAYEST, MOST FUCKED UP THE ASS WEBITE I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SEEING!!!!!!!!!!

-BOB SCRANDLE PARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey guys, You're fucking retarded if you think that Jesus actually had short hair during the last few years of his life. Jesus' hair was long and you know it. If you've ever watched the "Passion of the Christ" or any other Jesus-related movie, you actually see that he had somewhat long hair. You guys are fucktards for not realizing that in every fucking picture of Jesus, you'll see that his hair was long.

Shane Duckworth


I write this in anger, sadness, and confusion. I ended up on your website and I could NOT believe the lies and tricks you have on your website. The one that really got me was when you say God made a mistake so He had to flood the earth?!?!??!?!? Thats insane! My Father in heaven has never nor will He ever make a mistake. Also the parts on how the earth is flat and the sun is only so big and the stars are tiny. That makes me laugh. But I do not think you people are pleasing God at all. You should rethink your faith and beliefs and read the Bible again. And this time dont take stuff literally. You gotta remember this (the Bible) was written 2000 to 8000 years ago. I cant believe you are real. I thought it was a joke at first but you guys are actually serious. Anyways just wanted to say my opinion. Ill pray that you open your eyes and see that youre being deceived by satan. Thank you for your time and God bless.

Lance and Trish


your beliefs are totally hilarious to say the least. you guys are very much insane, and you all need immediate medical attention. i am very sorry that you think you are so great, when in reality everyone else in society is looking at you and laughing, all the while saying " what is their deal?? do they really believe all this nonsense???" i feel very sorry for you.....and in reality it is YOU who is going to hell for portraying jesus in this horrible way. and who do you think you are telling OTHER people that they are going to hell...i thought jesus forgives???? just because people dont believe in exactly what you believe in does not mean that they are going to go to hell.....real christians DO NOT look down upon society or other non believers. to make it short....you guys are insane and you need to promptly put an end to your CULT, because thats what it is.....quit brainwashing emotionally weak and unstable people into thinking all of this nonsense......you are going to hell danny sicilian of oceanside, california

I came across landoverbaptist.org. To be honest I am completely befuddled as what the aim of your website is. I know its silly, at first I thought it was a real church. And then as i was reading it I realized it was not a church, but that left me with the question as to what exactly it is. As I am a naturally curious person, I decided the easiest way to find out was to ask you. So, what is the point you are trying to get across or isnt there?

Thanks.
Candace


why are you mocking the lord jesus christ when he returns one day you will regret all you have said

AAwll@---.com


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/science.html THIS PAGE IS JUST RETARDED. CARBON IS AN ELEMENT IN THE PERODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS, NOT A TYPE OF PAPER. LOOK IT UP DUMB-ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -BOB SCANDLE PARR P.S. YOU ARE DUMB!

Connor Monahan


Talking Snake Bones? Come on folks! Are you really going to Africa to find proof of this mythical serpent? What a waste of money, spend it on starving people here in the U S A. Also the comments on native Americans is kind of misguided! We owe the injuns more then we will ever be able to repay them.

Well have fun on this safari, I feel sorry for the morons who donated to it.

Snake Relocators http://atrox93.tripod.com/snakerescueandrelocators/


I do realize that your site is a parody, but let me ask you this. Do you think Jesus would really approve of His name or His image being potrayed in such a manner? Myself, I find it disgusting. I think you are no better the Phelps in his God hates fags site. I hope and pray you find salvation and quit this crap before you end up in Hell one of these days.

In Christ,
Dondi


Possibility of Joining your church?
source: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1105/firstterrorists.html "Both types of terrorists dress in rags and conceal their filthy hair beneath elaborate terrorist doo-rags:

IT LOOKS LIKE THESE COWARDS ARE DRESSED IN RAGS AS WELL, ALSO CONCEALLING THEIR IDENTITIES RIGHT FROM YOUR VERY OWN AUDACIOUS SHORT-BUSED WEBSITE!!!!!!! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/staff/staffpic1.gif

You superfluously attempt to profess what is good; exposing your core, you're a self educated, self-righteous disciple of melancholy, manipulating the better of the human race.

Brian Turner


I can't believe you are trying to get kids to accept the Lord by offering them a free playstation! Do you really think your going to convert a soul using toys as an incentive? Whatever happened to faith and repentance!? UNBELIEVABLE!!

Jodi Shultz


I will be praying to God to forgive you for what you are doing.

Irish Knight