December 2006


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Letters To Landover: Pastor's Mailbag

DECEMBER 2006
A Small Sample of e-mails unedited and in original form

This site is good, im so glad im old enough to go out and buy your Lucifer's Christmas list! I couldn't of made a better list if I tried! Warcraft is an excellent game and I recommend it to ANYONE!!! Your site is registered as the laughing stock of Christianity, Paganism, and well hell even the Baptists! I would like to thank you for the good laugh. It is interesting how you keep your church goers uneducated so that they will actually follow your ways. You would have to be insane or stupid to believe even half of the CRAP on your site!! I have forwarded your link to other eager people who love to laugh!!!! Your article on catching Wiccans was in a Pagan newsletter the other day, ha, in the COMIC section!!

You assholes really need lives, the interbreeding is getting to your heads!

Regards,

Proudly Pagan

Carey Griffin


As a born again Christian please tell me this whole website is cruel joke...if not I pray that God either opens your eyes or closing them forever...may Jehova God forgive you for the deception you spew from your mind and mouth...

dan link


Your letter "Does Jesus see me go poopy?" Is so distasteful and disgusting. That was way too sexual to be written to a child even if it isn't real. When you are talking about a child like that you are STEPPING OVER THE LINE. This website is a true abomination. Im surprised the Lord hasn't come back already with this smut going around...

Aaron Campbell


Dear LandoverBaptist,

You guys are crazy, You want to go by every word in the Bible but that is rediculous. I am a God-loving Catholic but we all sin, and God forgives those sins, why do you think Jesus Christ died on the cross for us?? You have to remember that the Bible was too written by man you have to get the meaning behind those words written, if the Bible were to say that you should jump off the bridge because it will guarentee a place in heaven would you? Thats called suicide and that right there is a sin in itself.

Also saying that a person is gay because he touches himself to use the bathroom??? what if I said your gay because you have other people clean up your wastes?? your gay because you let people touch you and YOU like it. And that toilet what the hell is that about, you just want money. God gave us free will and books are EDUCATIONAL. I just finished reading Fahrenheit 451 and it was an EXCELLENT book. KUDOS to Mr. Ray Bradbury.

What im trying to get at is people have a right to do what the want but when you say your burning in hell for using the BATHROOM??? thats going a lil far.

good day to you and may the Good Lord Bless You All

Tiana Fertda


you ignorant imbosiles are the ones who are an embarasment to true christians if any thing your the ones that need to read your bibles if you even have the right version. babies do not go to hell because they can not comprehend that they are sinners and need to repent like when Davids baby died he said I can not go to him but he can come to me.

njm


I find the material on your website disturbing. You should take some of the quizzes and for a change you be The UNSAVED Moron! I hate your website!

Joe Formica


By chance I was reading your website, regarding what the bibble said over sexual issues and I was really dumbfolded by your interpretation. What you are doing is not wright and in my opinion very manipulative. GOD created human kind with such a perfection way tha every sensation or physiological need is enjoyable when satisfied, such as the orgasm, the function is not only to make babies but also to enjoy the experience, God gave us the plesure of feeling and so we must accept

Flor Barreiro


BETTY BOWERS HAS BEEN CLAIM TO BE THE WORLDS BEST CHRISTIAN! SHE IS NOT JESUS IS THE WORLDS GREATEST AND HOLYIST OF ALL CHRISTIANS.HE,S MUCH MORE THAN A CHRISTIAN HE IS LORD OF ALL LORDS AND KING OF ALL KINGS! JESUS TELLS US WE ARE IN THE WORLD,BUT DON,T MAKE YOURSELVES PART OF IT. THE UNSAVED WORLDLY PEOPLE HATE,KILL,STEAL,LIE.ROB AND ABUSE PEOPLE IN EVERY WAY. DOSEN,T THAT RING A BELL! THINK ABOUT IT. TAKE CARE

RICK GLEASON


To whom ever it may concern, at this point I could ramble a pile of insults at you such as "small minded and probably small towned" however apart from the fact I simply cannot be bothered it might give the false impression that your hilarious article has some credibility.

As a homosexual I can honestly say, aside from being insulting (not that you have enought compassion to care, love thy neightbour etc etc) that you couldnt be more wrong in your approach. My boyfriend grew up in texas. His father was in the armed forces and he himself became a helicopter pilot. He never owned a doll, nore wore sandles (what the hell didn't Jesus??) he is far more straight acting than any man I know accept he likes to sleep with men and is infact very very gay. I can only hope God has a sense of humour and your son/daughter turns out to prove your insane theories wrong. Tho heaven help them with parents like you. In fact they could alreadty be but be waywayway to scared to ever say. Think on that....

Yours curiosuly

Homo - David Purdue


Has anyone ever told you, and I'm sure they have, that you people are a bunch of assholes? You're nothing but ripoff artists! You use the Lord to put money in your pockets by telling kids to steal from their parents! How low can you get? All I can say is fuck you. I'm going to find a way to hack into that pathetic site of yours. When I'm finished, you won't recognize it. Have a nice life, scumbag!

geof3369@yah--.com


Uhm I just read your expose on Satan Claus what planet do you live on? Yes I agree some of the Santaís are homeless, just because youíre homeless does not mean youíre a drunk, druggie or a pervert.

I know for a fact that Mall Santaís are screened, police records checked and double checked, and yes even drug and alcohol tested.

You ask me how I know this information? I work in a Mall Administrative Office and I am the one who has the responsibility to screen our entire Santaís, run police records and background checks. If one Santa does not pass anyone of the screening steps then he does not get hired period.

The Bible says judge not or you will be judged (paraphrased) I think you better take this to heart before you continue to make unfounded statements about who and what constitutes a mall Santa or any Santa for that matter.

In this day and age of child kidnapping and molestation the requirements for all Santas are more rigid the non profit organizations even take greater care in who they hire.

Yes I am a born again believer and have been for over 20 years I see nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas traditionally our family always reads the Nativity Story Every Christmas Eve yes I realize Christ was probably born in August or September because of the time of the harvest. My kids realize the true meaning of Christmas and we chose not to tell them about Santa Claus however we did tell them not to ruin it for the kids who still believed.

Christmas is a wonderful time of the year; it is a time for remembering the true Reason for the Season the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. .

Vivian Schuler


YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CALL YOURSELF CHRISTIIANS, WE CALL YOU
THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW COULD YOU BE SO TWISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD IS ABOUT LOVE, NOT HATE AND JUDGEMENT!!!
YOU ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT RAPE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
YOUR SO CALLED FAMILY VALUES ARE OF ABUSING
YOUR WIVES AND MENTALLY TORMENTING YOUR CHILDREN!!!
HOPE YOU ALL ROTT IN HELL!!!!
FROM A REAL CHRISTIAN!!!!

ANTONIO YERO


YOUR BELEIFS ABOUT SCIENCE ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!! SCIENTIST DOES NOT MEAN SATANIST IN LATIN!!!!! YOUR SITE IS FULL OF LIES!!!!! IF YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED FOR SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS THEN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!!!! BUT YOU DON'T!!!!!! YOU JUST INSULT THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED, STUPID MOTHER FUCKING SATANISTS WHO WANT TO MAKE CHRISTIANITY LOOK BAD!!!!! HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT THE BIBLE AND OBEY FALSE RULES EVERY DAY??!! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD SO YOU WOULD FIND OUT THAT JESUS ISN'T REAL AND NOR IS SATAN!!!!! YOU GOD DAMN FUCKERS ARE LEADING A BRAINWASHED ARMY OF MANIACS AND TRYING TO CONVERT THE WORLD TO YOUR RELIGION, WHICH SURELY ISN'T CHRISTIAN!!!!

YOU DON'T LOOK IN THE BIBLE. YOU CREATED YOUR OWN RACIST RELIGION, OWN BIBLE, AND LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING BIBLE!!!! AND YOUR RELIGION IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM CHRISTIANITY; IT'S DRUNK, CRAZY SATANISM!!!! I HOPE I'M OFFENDING YOU!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!! YOU DESERVE MUCH WORSE THAN BEING OFFENDED, YOU DESERVE TO BE TORTURED AND KILLED!!!!

you will die. you will die soon, yet slowly... you will suffer. you will cry. you will lose everything, and then you will die... and when you die, you will be sent to the worst pits of hell... satan himself will torture you next to hitler's crumpled body. you will be destroyed slowly and painfully, for the rest of eternity there... your soul will never cease existing, and you will BURN!!! FUCK YOU!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pHOEBE aLLOY


Is your website supposed to by satire? I mean, I guess itís funny, but you should make it clear to your readers that itís just a joke.

Ryan Keefe


Your practice of teaching young children to stone rabbits to death is appalling! Not only is this a cruel fate for the animals, who must suffer indescribably during their multiple head injuries, but itís also teaching children to torture animals. Most of the sociopath serial killers in the world tortured animals when they were children- itís a telltale sign. For a church to condone and even promote this behavior is the most disgusting thing Iíve ever heard. In the many times Iíve read the New Testament, I never once read anything Jesus said or did to promote hatred and killing.

What are you really teaching the future generations?

Mandy Barberio


Why the heck do you have to pick on christians? Your probably just a gay 60 year old fag who has nothing better to do with his homosexual gay life.

namhoangk4@ao-.com


And you willpay for this sick website on judgement day,believe it or not.

tcotigan


You must be kidding. If not, you are the stupidist, most ignorant bunch of people ever. May God rest your soul ... if at all possible. Although I think not.

hyweber

 


 




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