A Small Sample of Landover Baptist Mail Received November 2004  (unedited and in original form)

When the names are read in the book of life......guess what, yours won't be there. However, before you go to hell, you will be reminded of this web site. There is no anger in my heart, just sadness that you don't even realize that you are dammed for eternity. May GOD have mercy on your immortal soul. Remember it's YOUR choice!


I just run across your artical about the boys landing in the hospital after using that obdomanal thing on their private erea. I too am a christian, and the first thing that come to my mind was, what was the children doing with their parents credit cards? I realize the devil is every where and we have to protect our children, but I believe we have to start at home. Make sure as to what they watch, make sure it is rated and if you are unsure, don't take a chance and let them watch. And don't give them our credit cards!!

I've saw this contraption several times in news paper adds, and on tv, and I never once thought anything sexual about it, I just thougth , "oh another piece of junk to make money" and never ever thought no more about it.

I believe the devil is every where and getting stronger, but we need to start at home, and teach the children right from wrong, and pray they will come up in the way of the Lord.

I've heard long ago about boys using vacume cleaners for things as these boys did with that so called exercise device, and personally I believe the vacume is a blessing. I believe the boys had seeds planted in their minds before they saw the comercial. I just didn't see nothing sexual about it other then they should have put more cloths on. I don't hardly ever watch tv for the filth that is on it. Maybe these parents should consider removing the tv or moneter more the programs they watch. Thank you so much for yoru time. God Bless

Sue Dowdle

Regarding the Oral Sex Article, it is sicker than Porn. Exploration of the body in this manner is part of foreplay. A wonderful, natural act which is actually practiced by species other than man. Both sexes enjoy this. You are off base.

I am 56 yrs old and my wife and I can not wait to perform this before a great morning, afternoon, evening of great love making in the house and out of the house. We are in love and it is natural.


Wow, I just read that thing about the incredibles and i have to say that you are...SICK! You freak, looking at penises. I bet you liked it. It's a kid's movie. I'm a good Catholic and what you think is the most stupid piece of shit I have ever read!Pardon my language. Listen, you need too get your head out of your ass and stop thinking those thoughts. Youre the one thinking of penises and holes and hair. I hope this is a joke. If it is i'm really sorry for sending this


Dear Pastor: I ask you in the Name above All Names, our Lord Jesus Christ, to reconsider the stumbling block of your “Unsaved Unwelcome” theism.

I happened across your website this morning, and could not see the love of Jesus in this ministry. I will shake the dust from my feet, but I urge you, brethren, to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell rather than to live within the sound of church bells and pretend that Jesus loves only your small “saved and welcome” group.

Unfortunately, once I read the bi-line on your website header, I no longer wished to explore any good ministry you may have.

My the Holy Spirit lead you,

Karen Bond

Dear Whom this concerns, I am very upset at this site. Being a Christian I found it in poor taste. I can't imagine George Bush saying ok for this site with all unchristian attitude it produced...........I am for George Bush, I voted for him, needless to say, think he needs to look again at this site and pray. To reach the lost, have to use the love and compassion of Jesus Christ, not making fun and calling someone an idiot for a wrong answer. I am not an idiot, I am not perfect, I'm imperfect but I am saved and edjucated. Not doing this out of anything but love and concern for the lost........Poor taste, poor management etc..........Hope you Stop.......Pray............Think.......before another finger hits a heyboard. How do you expect us to save non-Christians from burning in Hell, with such a mean attitude?

God bless,
Dorothy Guill

"Don't piss off baby Jesus! Do you Christmas shopping at Landover" That line alone is proof that you all are going to hell. Nothing more or less. Using the Lord's name to gain a profit ESPECIALLY one like this. Christmas time is not for the purchasing of gifts and of sharing. It is a time to reflect on the Lord's second coming. What has that to deal with sharing gifts??

God will enjoy casting you all into the pits of Hell. He will do it, with a smile.

And I leave here knowing that you choose your exsistance, your path, the way you wanted to go. Hitler would be proud of you however, you are missing the last thing. Every man, woman and child MUST have blonde hair and blue eyes. Be sure you round up the jews too, even thought they beleive everything you do except the fact that Jesus is their savior.

But that makes you special! Reading your website put a smile to my face and help me realize that so many people (like yourself) will be going to hell. I'm excited that I will have the chance to hear your opinions in life and to understand why you are the way you are. After all, God can change those who want to!

Pray for you souls; may God shine his face on you and save your souls heading for hell.

Have a glorious day!

Dear Pastor, My name is Yohanan Ben-Yakob Alcala. I am a Jew who has accepted Jesus as my Savior. I am also on staff at a large evangelical church. I find it horrifying that you would produce and market a book representing Jews as greddy roaches. I am at a loss for words on how to tell you what a horrible disservice you are doing to the jesus you serve. Rom. 11:2 "G0d has not cast away the People (Israel) whom he foreknew. Have you ever read Romans 11:26-29? "So ALL Israel will be saved, as it is written " The Delieverer will come out of Zion And he will turn away ungodliness from Jacob; For this is My covenant with them, When I take away their sins." Concerning election Jews are beloved for the sake of our Fathers. The gifts and calling of G0d are irrevocable. This means your church has not & will never replace the election of the people of Israel. Christians are grafted INTO the branch of Israel. We are already called. It is astounding that your church could preach to hate Jews & thus bring on yourselves the curse of the Abrahamic covenant. As long as you curse Jews, G0d will curse you. I mean, how on earth can you teach your children to hate a race of people, especially the Chosen people?


The people that write your stories for the website are on the CRACK!!!!!!


Are you fucking serious? is there really such a place as this dumbass church? do people actually follow you so blindly that they would stoop in their intelligence to believe such incositancies and everyday cullshit of your beliefs and sayings? Have you gone mad, lost your mind in its entirety and completely foresaken all cognetable sensable relationships with the real world? You and whomever you may have working with, for, or alongside you, are all incredibly stupid. Lacking intelligence entirely. if you had the slightest clue what the 1611 KJV REALLY said, you wouldn't believe over 75% of what you write on your website. If you want to know who's really going to hell, it's people such as yourself. yes you are going to hell, because you don't know the truth, sure your pushing the right book, (KJV 1611) but your pushing the wrong message. I could sit here and thump the bible all day long and tell you how wrong you are and prove it using your own version of the bible, but i won't. It's a waste of my time to try to explain the bible to the devil in carnate which i do firmly believe you are. Wise up and get out before you truly do go to hell.

A more intelligent being, perhaps of another, higher, plane of intelligence.


Dave Hent

You people are crazy!!!!!!

You say dinosaurs never existed? Then how do you explain their skeletons hanging in our museums? And on the contrary to what you say in your review of Jurassic Park 3, Spinosaurus and Anklyosaurus are REAL creatures, two of the most fascinating dinosaurs ever, to be exact!

You say Santa is the devil in disguise? Santa doesn't even exist and why would he be Satan? How STUPID!!!

Toy Story 2 the Devil's favorite movie? NO! That would be The Passion of the Christ in which Mel Gibson forces his religion on the world...

You people are crazy and give christianity (and religion in general) a bad name!!!!!

Sincerely, An INTELLIGENT human being

Hello Pastor. My name is Joe. I am a Souhtern Baptist who reads daily of the Bible and take true to what it says. But unfortunately, I dont get it, you claim the same as I.. Live life by the Bible. You do not though. Instead you preach on hatred, segregation, and ignorance. I have read the Bible cover to cover. Unfortunately, I find that your "fundamentalists" lack the very fundamentals of being a Christian. In fact... I have a few questions I would like answered.. One... What is the whole creepy receptical rental for masturbating and if the thoughts of lust.. amputate genitalia and preferred hand.?

A little bizarre I would say.. It is impossible to masturbate without a lustfull thought. In fact to avoid this why not just DONT MASTURBATE!!!! You speak of not twisting, taking, or adding to the word of GOd, yet you develope rules and consenquences that do just that.

Two... Why do you use propaganda and distortion of the truth for personal control of what people watch, buy, etc... ie. the little caption under the Toy Story II pic. Also, what is up with the preaching against sexual promiscuisty and lustfull thoughts yet YOUR letters to children and several other things in your site go into a more than needed explanation " Indeed, because your grandfathers wrinkled skin noodle will be hiding in his pleated Dickies on the floor of the Hemlock Farms rec room, waiting to surprise the first unsuspecting, unsaved person who happens upon them. And your hairless, stinky little hoo-hoo will still be clinging - like a thick strip of raw bacon - to the humid, satiny insides of the little pink panties left dangling off the seat of your Schwinn 3-speed." A RAW STRIP OF BACON??!!?? This CHILD is eleven, you speak of catholics "touching" children, you yourself are just as perverse... Two have an ability to come up with such an anology demonstrates the lack of your perfection you so colorfully illustrated..

Three... What is Kristian Kids Korner?? You couldnt leave it as Christian Kids Corner could you? Had to have KKK. Mest up man. Maybe that isnt what you meant. but with the comments of segregation, and of COLORED folk.. Ignorance is bliss i guess. And I imagine this would make you perfect... Illuminating the Cross. and we are wearing heat resistant cloaks...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?.... If not . I am more than happy to bring the naked eye perspective.

And finally... The blood of Christ washes ALL sins.. The past, present, and future... The Bible specifically states that with God GIVING UP his son that this sacrafice and belief in he, is sufficiency for entrance into the kingdom of heaven. We are to live a Christ like life (perfect)... But this is impossible as we are all imperfect, we can only strive and ask for forgivness for our sins... This the word and the word is truth. To deny ANY of this is to deny it all. oh yeah... I am sure Jesus is frowning when he heard you refer to him "Lord came to Earth to suffer for our sins  and what better way can one suffer than to be mistaken for one of those Negro-type people? The point I am getting at is that Jesus was created in the image of someone in the Middle East. In other words, he must have been pretty (and pardon the French here) 'damned ugly!.'" Once again a sick demonstration of predjudice, and ignorance, and by the way a complete disrespect to MY FATHER. The same one you claim to affiliate yourself with.

Well, with this aid and done. At first I really thought, no way this is real it has to be a joke.. Thongs for sale with wwjd on them, superb examples of propaganda, perverse dialouge, etc. etc. etc. But then I read on. You have some points I would stand behind you on. But I will never ever say My God is a prejudice or propaganda FATHER. I trully think yopu believe for the Glory of God. I am sure. But i also think you need to re evaluate the way you are distorting God's word. just b/c you have INTERPRETED the word to fit your rules doesnt mean it is correct. Also you are not to INTERPRET. May God enlighten you Sir, as he has me.. Thank you for you time... your are more than welcome to respond. Joseph..... Joseph Hubbert

I read part 4 of Heather Heartwick's Heart and Head Healthy Habits. Is she racist? I particulary didn't appreciate the comments she made. I have cut and pasted them below.

And as for braiding hair, who does that any more anyway, except those nappie-headed colored girls? And so what if they don’t make it to God’s glory? With all the missionaries who visit their country, I’m sure there’ll be plenty of Phillipinos to carry trays and wash dishes in the Hereafter.

She has things all screwed up. I cannot believe that you all have allowed her to make such vulgar comments about a group of people who have done nothing to her. I am so sick and tired of white people who are on the superiority kick. They are not better than anyone. God created us all in his likeness and greatness and he also made us very different. It is the fact that we are all unique that makes us interesting. If we were all cut from the same mold and pasty white, what fun would that be. So I suppose that she thinks that all black people and other colored races of people are beneath her. Her article was comical at first but laughter soon turned to anger and disgust after reading her comments. It is this manner of thinking that will set this country back 100 years. She should apologize to the public immediately and if you all have a problem with "colored" people, black people, african american people, or anyone different from you then piss off and trust me my God does understand my anguish and pain. Words can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem of a person but what I want to know is what in the hell gives you people the right to write smut about the bible? We are all entitled to our own opinions about what Jesus meant when he smade statements, gave commands or when one of the apostles told stories that are written in the bible but this is rediculous. You all are leading people straight to hell with your coy humor. You all sound like a bunch of country bamas with no clue as to what God is all about. His son was sent here to teach us about love and compassion. He was sent here to save our sorry sinful souls not to hate one another and mistreat and belittle one another. Now Miss Hartwick can say whatever she wants to I suppose because this is a free country or so it seems but had I, a proud African American woman, said the very same things about "white" people the Klan just might come looking for me. I am proud to be who I and what I am. I am contemplating going to the local news stations with this if I do not personally recieve an apology.

Sheterra Jenkins Jody Ward

I respect your attemps to stay true the Word of God, but I found it sad that you self-contradict yourself. You say you truly preach what the Bible says. You say you preach the WHOLE Bible. Well I'm sory that I have to tell you this but you missed some Biblical truths, some very big truths infact. Truths much more important than whether one should shave their head or not, or what you should wear. The whole Bible has a lot more to say about the inside then the out. I find it ironic that you seem to focus on the outward appearance, which contradicts what the Bible commands. Don't get me wrong, it is important to preach what the Bible says about what we should wear etc, but isn't it more important to preach the gospel? Prov. 31:30 says, "Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing, But a woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised." You've got the first part of that verse, but you don't seem to emphasize a healthy fear of God. Don't you fear God? True fear of God comes from an understanding of His awesome grace and love to us. You don't seem to understand how unworthy we are to recieve God's grace. We all deserve to be damned. Romans 3:23 says, 'For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Yes, even you deserve to be damned. The truth is you don't seem to preach the truth about yourselves. Christ died for us so we wouldn't have to recieve the punishment we so rightly deserve. Somehow, this basic truth seems to have escaped your notice. The truth about yourselves is you are unworthy, yet instead of sharing the beautiful message of God's grace with others you exclude them because somehow you have convinced youselves that you are more worthy to have fellowship with God than those "unsaved." Well maybe if you preached the gospel they wouldn't be unsaved. Have you ever considered that you have directed people to the devil unkowingly through your self-righteuosness? I pray for you that this verse may not be true of you, "In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness." Matthew 23:28 Don't you understand that even if you obey all the rules in the Bible about appearance you are still a sinner in need of Christ? Instead of lifting youself up with your works bend down and tell other beggars where you found the bread. You should proclaim, "Behold! The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world!" John 1:29b and "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved" Acts 16:31b Don't worry though; God uses the plans of the devil to His own glory, as He did with Job. So God has a plan for your church even though right now your priorities seem a bit mixed up.





hey dude what u r doing on ur website is sick. seriously. there isn't really a church is there? if there is then u guys should seriously stop doing this. Fagats

Jeff Gilbert

LoL, You folks are morons. That picture of Santa Claus with that caption is so ridiculous, it makes you look like morons. How can a common person such as myself take something like that seriously? Find some real news about bad Santas and post it, not crap like that. Honestly, it makes you seem fanatical.

And while we are on the subject of Christmas how can anything that brings families together like Christmas does (yes, even with all it's commercialism) be bad? Even if Christ weren't in the picture at all, it is still a good thing for families and friends.


Modern Man - charles E. Shampine

Are you guys insane...or just crazy?!?
I don't get it.
Why would you *actively* work to humiliate/mock the Holy Son of God?
If you don't believe in Him, then why would you devote so much time to mocking Him?
Why not mock the tooth fairy or Allah? Why don't you take on Allah?
I shudder to think of you standing in front of Jesus in a hundred years.
Simply shudder.
Uff da~!


Sir, You are one sick puppy. I would be so afraid that God would strike me dead for the trash you have printed in His name. I don't know what kind of church you are running, but I don't think it is what I would want to attend. Some of your ads are so farout that it can't be Christian oriented. If you are looking at this cartoon in such a sick way, then your mind is not on the gospel but on something of this world. I pray that you see the error of your way and quite using the language that is unbecoming a Christian. You need all our prayers. I personally think you might want to consider another job . 

My nameis Jack I live in West Virginia

Jack Katona

fuck your god, fuck your church, and fuck everyone attending the church. your religion sucks and i hope you all curl up in a ball ands rot. have a nice day :)


Please, please, please, please tell me this is not a real church. Please! There cannot be anyone who has an ounce of reason who can believe these things. How can women not have souls. I don't care what Dr. Nielson (or whatever his name is) says, women are EQUAL to men. Now, it is true that most men are stronger than most women, and that men are better at some things that women are, in general, but how can you possibly say that women are COMPLETELY subordinate to men? Its just not true. I know many women who are much more capable human beings than many men I know. The men I know are good men, and believe in the Lord, but for instance, my sister, she is doing so well in school. She is brilliant, she is pretty, she is organized, motivated, charismatic, outspoken, funny, she is just plain amazing. She is such a wonderful person, and better at many things than I am. She has been getting straight A's in honors and AP (college level) courses, something I have never been able to do. I do well, but straight A's I just can't. I'm smart enough, I'm just lazy, unfortunately. What I am trying to say is, you cannot say such a sweeping, broad statement as that. Women, in general, are equal to men. Most men are better at some things, and most women are better than others. I personally know women who can run faster than any one of you, who can lift more weights, who can swim faster and longer, throw a ball farther, do math faster, read faster, write better, and do many things generally better than you or anyone in your church. So please, do not say that women are less than men. They are not. Each person has been given certain gifts by God, and he has a plan for each person. Every person will play a role in his grand view of the world, and that includes the role of women.


John Connor Jcthunder@ao-.com

u people are some fucking retards. i dont know what the hell is wrong with all of you. i have read the bible and u freaks are making up mostly all the crap u have on your website. u need to do ur research and stop telling innocent people all these crazy lies of yours. the world may not be perfect but who r u to try to make peoples lives more complicaed and harder? let people live their lives how they want and just pray that they will make the right decisions and accept god in their lives.




Daniel Keele

I believe that your website is unfit to be on the internet. I cannot believe that you are telling kids to hate their parents and to steal from their parents. There is no way that this website could ever be supported by real believers of Jesus. I have taken the time to report you to those of higher authority with the internet. I hope that they see fit to remove you from the internet and to prosecute you to the highest extent of the law.

~Signed one pissed off parent and a true believer of Jesus

Is this web site for real? I am a christian regardless of what you would say. I do attend a Baptist Church but the things I am reading on your web sight makes me cringe. God is about love. What kind of love would it take to sacrifice your only child for a world full of hate? I am not trying to start something here but I am completely floored that you would tell people to break one of their kids bones if they did not want to play sports or that women might not have a soul. If women did not have a soul then why did Jesus show Mary so much compassion when she was caught in adultery. I would also like to know if President Bush really has ties with this church? I voted for Bush but if he is linked with this church I wonder if I made the right choice? Thanks for your time and may God bless you and guide you in the things you teach.

Concerned Christian

Dear pastor, A Bible believing Christian friend of mine has recently let me to Christ and now I am saved! I am now a follower of Jesus Christ 100%, and God has used my friend to lead me out of that Catholic faith. ( Praise the Lord! ) Unfortunately, my mom is from the Philippines ( a strong Roman Catholic country ) and refuses to let go of her Mary worshipping faith, and my dad refuses to listen to my proof that the Catholic religion is really a pagan man made religion dressed up to look like Christianity. How can I witness to them? If their hearts are too hardened, will Jesus help me to forget them once they get thrown into hell? Please reply, and thanks.

In Christ,

Please consider this to be put on your website. Somehow I went to your website, Mr. and read the Answers To The "New Testament Eternal Damnation Quiz" and I was furious when I read it. Why would you make fun of the truth and word of God himself? He is God!!! He commands you and everyone else to repent for making fun of him and his words in the bible. Your website is wrong! Your damnation quiz is wrong! I'll tell you why too!

Here is the answer for just one of them.

This is what your sick website says from Matthew 12:31-32

"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come"

Some christians say they felt like they commited this unpardonable sin and they felt hopeless. Those people have a hard time if not an impossible time understanding the doctrine of eternal security.

Hundreds of verses in the bible tell about the promise of forgiveness but only this one speaks on unpardonable sin and its the only verse you even have on that answer sheet! SHAME ON YOU!!!

Lets looks closer at this.

Jesus healed a demon possessed man who was blind and could not talk "so the blind and mute man both spoke and saw" Matt 12:22

The people following Jesus began to say :This man cannot be the son of David, can he?" They wondered if he was the messiah.

On the other hand the pharisees accused Jesus of casting out demons by beelzebub the ruler of the demons. Jesus's response to their accusation led him to conclude what he said in matt 12:31-32. In this passage he refers to the blasphemy.

The term blasphemy may be defined "defiant irreverence" We would apply the term to such sins as cursing God or willfully degrading things considered holy. In this passage the term refers to the declaration of the Pharisees who had witnessed undeniable evidence that christ was performing miracles in the power of the holy spirit. Yet they attribted the miricals to Satan. In the face if irrefutable evidence they ascribted the work of the holy spirit to that of Satan.

I agree with many bible scholars that this circumstance can not be duplicated today. Christ is not in the world as he was then though the holy spirit is still here. That is impossible to happen to this day. What right have you to put that on your websight?

Romans 10:13 Whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved

No exception clause "unless you have committed the unpardonable sin" is added at all!

No matter how evil our sins are we can still be forgiven. Why dont you read a bible and see the truth of God before you start preaching judgment and hellfire?!

2nd sam. 12:13, Ps. 51, Matt 26:74-75, Acts 9:1 Just about every possible sin is listed somewhere in the new testanment. All are forgiveable unlike what your website has said.

I will say this. Although there is no unpardonable sin today there is an unpardonanle state continued unbelief. There is no pardon for a person who dies in unbelief. The bible refers to this in terms of having a hard heart/ The hardening of the heart is not a one-time act. It is a result of a gradual progression in which sin and the conviction of the holy spirit are ignored. The hardened heart has no desire for the things of God. But if you have a desire in your heart for God as expressed through concern that you hve cimmitted some sort of unpardonable sin you do not have a hard heart. Your concern confirms your innocence. God always welcomes those whose hears are sensitive toward Him.

On the other hand if you are unsaved that can be the remedied this very moment. Salvation is by faith alone- faith in the death of christ for your sin. You can place your faith in Christ by praying a simple prayers expressing trust in Christ alone for the payment of your sin. Ackknowledge your sin, accept Christ's payment, receive his forgiveness and thank Him for the gift of everlasting life in heaven.

Your website only uses the verses you want to use and not the ones telling of God's love and grace and forgiveness for people like you and me. I pray that if you are not saved that you would call upon the name of the Lord so you can be in heaven with me instead of the horrable place of fire and torment that will last forever and ever. Life on Earth is only 0.000000000001% of our time with more 0s always on the way to get between than tiny . and that 1. One day your time on earth will look like this 100% Then 90.0 % Then later 10% then 1% and one day 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % because either there will be 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of your time spent in heaven with God or in hell where you are in so much pain and with no friends to comfort you. I hope you read this today as well. I pray that you have.

I also pray that if you are a christian that you would stop telling people all this junk on your web site and that you would confess it to God and repent. This website is wrong and there is a chance it could confuse someone.

I am praying for you and those of you on that site. Your friend, David Bruce