The Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible!
A HANDY COMPARISON TIP
SHEET FOR CONCERNED CHRISTIAN PARENTS
Most Christians familiar with
The Golden Compass (based on the pornographic scribblings of unrepentant God-hater and -- quite possibly -- heroin addicted child diddler, Philip Pullman), know it is an atheist recruitment film marketed towards our precious children. The film makes clear that Pullman knows only too well that otherwise decent Baptist children will believe that Jesus Christ and His followers are indeed
"[unchristian word]-sucking mother-[unchristian word]ers" when a cuddly Coca-Cola polar bears says it with a smile. Not only is the film full of cute, enticing, furry animals with mouths like horny sailors on leave in a Shanghai red light district, it exposes youngsters to alarming viewpoints that are anti-religious right, anti-morality, and
anti-(just believing what you are damn well told!). We now live in a world where we have to constantly worry about our children being presented with abhorrent, new ideas that are slightly different than the stuff our parents forced us to believe. Since, according to the soon to be drummed out of town nitwits at the local court, we can't ban
The Golden Compass from being shown in every theater in America outside of Freehold, Iowa - we thought it would be a good idea to present the general, saved public with a handy comparison chart and tip sheet of how to combat the crazy inappropriate ideas presented in this movie with the wonderful and timeless truths we should be eagerly teaching our children from the biggest selling family book with
killing ever written: The Holy Bible.
Inappropriate Ideas Children Are Exposed To In The Golden Compass:
Ideas Children Are Exposed To In God's Word, The Holy Bible:
Golden Compass exposes children to alcohol consumption by presenting
them with a whiskey-guzzling bear.
Bible exposes children to actual human beings who drink their own urine and
eat their own poop. Parents will also enjoy reading a wonderful yarn
about a poor fellow who walked into his drunk father's tent to find him
buck naked! "...hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"
Isaiah 36:12 "And he (Noah) drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father..."
Golden Compass promotes the false notion that children who are born out of wedlock are "a-OK" and can actually end up being someone
the Holy Bible, children learn that little boys and girls who are born out of wedlock
(the Bible calls them: BASTARDS) are to be shunned and we are to have nothing to do with them or their descendents. "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."
Golden Compass teaches innocent children that it is possible for witches, specters and ritual magicians
to be quite helpful at times.
children who read the Holy Bible learn that they are commanded to kill witches and have nothing to do with the occult. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Exodus 22:18 "There shall not be found among you any one... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer."
Golden Compass teaches children that bears can talk.
Bible makes it factually clear to children that only snakes and donkeys can
talk. "Now the serpent was more
subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?"
Genesis 3:1 "And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee?"
Golden Compass teaches children that organized religion (or the "Magesterium" in the movie) and its devout followers are evil and kidnap little children.
Bible teaches children that the Jewish Church in the time of Christ produced devout followers called, Pharisees and
Sadducees, who hated Jesus and had him killed. "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he
speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."
It is also important to note that The Catholic Church produces devout followers called, "Priests," who sodomize little children at their leisure.
are presented with the notion that a Golden Compass can answer any question.
who read the Bible are warned that a person will be punished with
unspeakable, blood-curdling terrors and infinite torture if they
so much as question or add anything to God's Word, The Holy Bible!
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."
We encourage our readers to e-mail us with any other comparisons they think
might help Christian parents. The Golden Compass calls True Christians™
to put on the full, platinum, ornately decorated armor of God and suffer not
to spend nine dollars to sit in the badly cushioned seats of
's picture houses that choose to corrupt our sweet children with filth!
Remember: The meddlesome local court won't let US stop the theaters from
SHOWING it, but that doesn't mean all who read this article can't hop on down
to their local multiplex and stop gullible trash from WATCHING it. Nobody
wants to sit through a long movie being pelted by Bible tracts and pork chops!
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