Religion is based almost entirely on one thing, Astrology. Fact. From Good versus Evil (Day vs Night taken over by silly religious morons), to the 3 days of death then resurrection (which is actually based on the sun's position during the winter solstice), to the obsession with the number 12, religion is based on, or in reality, stolen and re-written from Astrology. Why don't you buy a telescope cupcake?
Religion is about money and control of the masses. Think about it for a second. Religion has actually got people thinking that there is an invisible man in the clouds, looking down on "sinners", ready to send them to hell. And God, he always needs money. He's all-knowing, all-loving, all-perfect and yet, he just can't get enough money. He can't handle money! He needs your moneys!
Instead of embracing God, and worshipping God, and living like some cunt out of the 18th fucking century, why don't you learn to embrace DEATH, which is what controls all you self-deluded fucks. Even though there is no afterlife, if there was, hopefully all baptist fucking arseholes who praise serial killers in the name of God, will get buttraped by the muslims. Do you like black men named Jamal? I sure fucking hope so sweetheart.
P.S. It's a shame Derrick Todd Lee didn't kill some Baptist Ministers wife, then we'd all have something to cheer about, you emotionally retarded, backwoods inbred Southern arsehole!
Your website is the sickest I've seen. To rejoice over the thought of someone going to hell? You are not even Christian. Christians pray for even their enemies and Christians "judge not lest ye be judged".
It so happens you have it all wrong. Catholics do not worship idols. They " worship God and God alone". The pictures you will see in Catholic churches and the statues are mere representations of the mother of Jesus and saints whom we speak to asking for their intercession, just as you ask your friend to "pray for you". They belong to the "communion of saints" and having completed their earthy journey, are now being rewarded by God and see him face to face. Reference Revelation where the saints offer up bowls of the prayers of the faithful to God. God honors their requests because they are his dear friends. Put it this way: if you wanted to get a job with Chrysler and you had a friend who worked there and was a close friend of someone in personnel, would you not ask them to put in a good word for you? We are all sinners. Yes we and pray to and worship only the Father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit and it helps to have "friends in high places" interceding for us.
Carol, Catholic and proud of it!
* I am proud to belong to the only Church Jesus founded, over 2000 years old, the only Church that traces the succession of it's bishops and the popes right back to Peter and the apostles. The only Church to whom jesus said "behold I will be with you all days, even to the consummation of the world". (Do you believe that Christ did not know what he was saying and has been proven wrong?) One sixth of the world's population is Catholic - check it out. It is the longest surviving organization with the Roman empire being second and you know how long that lasted! The reason it has survived, despite all the lies being perpetuated about it, is that it is"one, holy, Catholic and apostolic" and the Holy Spirit is with it.
Do you really belive the bullshit you preach. I mean womwn do not have souls. There are mostly orientals and injuns(look it up,it's indian Moron) in Hell. What about morons like you who preach through fear. It's bad enough that are people who preach gods word and take money from people who have none. Then you idiot's come along and preach this shit. I hope for your sake when you die God isn't chinese or indian..........
If this is a real church organization, I urge you to rethink the message of Jesus, which was and is and always will be love. Jesus preached peace and love. Please don't take away from that message.
And if this is a joke site, I plead with you: please stop what you're doing. The name of Jesus is not one to be thrown around and associated with such ridiculousness. Even as a joke. Especially as a joke. I understand that you're trying to be funny, but it's not funny at all, it's offensive.
Either way, whether this is serious or not, I beg you to reconsdier what it is that you're doing with this site. It's stuff like this that makes my life as a Christian, as someone who believes in the amazing person that Jesus was and is, really hard to live. There is enough bad stuff out there in the world that the name of Jesus has to come up against already. Please don't make it harder than it already is.
Please, please, consider what I've said.
Thanks so much for your time.
You have got to be the most sick and twisted individuals I have ever witnessed prowling the internet. None of you are any better than the sick 50 year old man at his computer telling little girls that he is 18 and lives in their area.
Christians don't tell others what to think or believe, they tell others how to think and believe. I just thought I'd let you know that you are no better than the insects that invade our homes.
On another note, Harry Potter is probably the best thing that has ever happened to the literary world. If you don't want your kids reading Harry Potter so that they can have fun and use their imaginations, then you may as well put your child in the cellar and lock them up. You might as well stop them from watching other shows about going to space and finding aliens, or hearing nursery rhymes that entail the darkest of mans existance. Knowledge is power, and for a child to know that magic is only make believe and not something real is what we should be teaching, because it is fact. Stories are meant to entertain, and you rape the idea of imagination and a good read. It's really quite sad that YOUR satanic filth has spread to so many. And look at you, monopolizing off of Jesus and sex on your home page. You might as well be atheists my friends, because you, are certainly going to Hell. Influence is what you should be preaching. Not coercion. God bless.
Reverend...and I use that term loosely. You recent rant against Catholics is a total sham. When Christianity first started to become popular...if you were a Christian you were also "catholic" which means "universal' Constantine may have been converted to Christianity but he still worshiped false gods and made sacrifices. As for asking Jesus where his bretheren were.....his apostles were called brother by Jesus...women were called sisters. It is so easy for you and your type to down the Catholic faith...let he without sin cast the first stone....sound familiar. you want some examples of Baptist ministers gone astray??? or Methodists, Mormons, Presbyterians???? I will gladly send you some names....your self righteous indignation is a sin of pride....look in the mirror rev....all your bombast about Catholics is not going to make you enter heaven before a Catholic.....bet my eternal life on that...comparing Catholics to wiccans....go back to college....get your head out of the bible and look at the reality of today....save souls....save souls....all souls...Catholic,Baptist, Jewish, Islamic, and so on...you seem to say you are a man of God... prove it..
Stephen J. Heeney
The Bible says that many sins will be forgiven in the attempting of saving souls; maybe even yours....
You people are seriously screwed up. I have not heard of Jesus NOR any He commissioned to win souls in the twisted way that you are attempting to do it. This is a classic case of - "doing the "WRONG" thing for the right reason". How about following suit with the LORDS examples instead... His version of the wheel worked fine...
Jesus "healed" the sick, NOT "MADE" them sick. Jesus "RAISED" the dead NOT "PLAYED" with the dead. Jesus "FED" the people NOT made them "BLOW CHUNKS". I'm not aware that Jesus ever did or suggetsed to do any of the things that you give props to. Oh, and what the hell is the deal with the WWJD thongs?!!!! Something tells me that you have "NO" idea what Jesus would do... You may just end up in Hell yourselves... be carefull.
"If they refuse to repent, bring a small container of paint, motor oil, vomit or dog feces and repeat the process, and organize your friends to flatten their tires or T-P their house until they beg for salvation. "
This is not Christianity. This is another form of Hatred. This is childish.
You should be ashamed.
oh and by the way if you and any of you so called christians have a problem with what ive said then be a man and bring it on , you might intimidate small kids but i would love to set you straight
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