Landover Baptist Mail Received
January 2002 (unedited and in original form)
First let me introduce myself... My name is David and I am a Christian.
I gave my heart to the Lord some years age and renew act daily. I
have been studying the Bible for a little while and I don't have all the
answers. For example, I did not know the answer to the first question in
your quiz. For giving the wrong answer I was called an "unsaved moron"
How DARE you judge me as 'unsaved' Do you not know that the rod you
hold to others, that SAME rod will be held to you? Well, this 'moron'
KNOWS he is saved by the Grace and Blood of my Savior Jesus. I try
my hardest to follow the law that my God set forth and His Son said on
the sermon on the mount. Because I need forgiveness from my Father
in heaven, I forgive you for judging me as an "unsaved moron".
200 Million years of Evolution and we have... You? Please do the world
a favor and stop breathing =]
You disgust me. How can you call yourself Christian, or even human?
sex is natural part of growing up so like it or not people are going to
masturbate. I know it's unfortunate that the farher saw it happen but if
wasn't the doll it would have been something else. As
for toy story 2 the 'Viagra' as you called it was infact something
completley non sex related Why are you so scared of being human? The Bilble
does not mention about sex being bad or evil. I also find it very racist
that you stereotype Jews. You should respect all forms of belief wether
you believe it or not. This is the 21st century, people should be coming
together not breaking apart, how so very narrow minded and dissapointed
I am with you. You are the living in the past people who make me want to
no longer want to be a Christian. Live a little. Accept it, and above all
don't be scared of life.
My name is Taryn Mckellar. I am not yet 18 years old, but I feel the
need to send this email!
I just happened to come across your website and read the
page about Madonna's wedding! I found it absolutely terrible and unchristian
that you should judge a person (people) like that.
I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus Christ died for us all. I believe he
is the son of God. And I believe in his word. In his word it says that
you should not Judge others (John 8:1-7) but pray for those who have not
yet found Christ. In Isaiah 1:18 (and Ezekiel 36:25) it says that Gods
forgiveness makes us white as snow nomatter what we've done!! And if you
weren't so busy criticising Madonna you could be praying for her (like
I do every single day) so she can (and she will) be saved and forgiven
and go to heaven! I think her marriage to Guy Ritchie was a wonderful thing
for her, her children and for Guy.
Instead of confessing negatively over their Marriage you should be praying
that God will come into their lives and help them to make it last forever.
'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' and I can say with assurance,
that not one of you in that mislead congregation is without sin! And, you
know what... all sin is the same in Gods eyes. Weather you've told one
little lie or done all the things Madonna has done.
There is not one person in the world without sin, just because someone
is a celebrity, it does not mean they are Demon possessed!!! I think it
disgusting that you try to take away the most precious things in Madonna's
life-her children!! Just because they were born out of wedlock does
not mean that they are condemned to Hell for all eternity! I was born out
of wedlock... I know for a FACT that I am NOt going to hell! Whoever wrote
that piece... I suggest that they SERIOUSLY rethink what you've said and
check your facts.
For your general information:
1. Madonna did not change her name to Madonna! It has always been Madonna!
From the day she was born!
2. Sting is NOt a HEAVY METAL artist and I don't really think
his records played backward "glorify Lucifer"
3. Just because Donatella Versace brother was gay... It doesn't mean
she's a bad person.
4 Rosie O'donnel was never Madonna's lover! EVER!
5. And you know what... Tom Cruise IS NOT gay!!!!
6. And... excuse me... where in the bible does it say that interracial
relationships are forbidden??? Are you the friggin K.K.K????
7. And Madonna DOES NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!!!!
8. Madonna did not wear a see through black sheath at her wedding>
it just so happened that she wore a strapless, ivory* silk gown... complete
with a tiara and diamond cross around her neck. *it was ivory... not white
because even she knows she aint a virgin!!!
9. and the whole congregation was not without their... as you put it
So... go ahead and take that enormous mother of a log out of
your own hypocritical eye and start to pray for Madonna's and other non
How can you expect people to give their lives to Jesus if they are
not let into your Church!! Where you present at Madonna's wedding...
ummm, I think not!!! So who told YOU that There was any sort of Chanting
going on??!! OR did you just make that part up for effect!? Ooh I think
I hit the nail on the head there! And that nice little picture you have
on the page with the subtitle "Madonna's Anglican wedding"... well that's
a scene out of the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"!!! Oh but you wouldn't have seen
that.... or would you? You are (excuse my unchristian Language) one sick
I am disgusted... and I'm sure that God is too! So... call her the
"Great Whore Of Babylon" or whatever (I'd hate to think what name some
people could come up with for you), but one day (thanks to me) she'll be
a follower of Jesus Christ. As will her children and Husband. It's not
them, but you who should be condemned to an eternity in hell for distorting
Christianity like that. You should know better... she doesn't!
To whom it may concern,
Keep your fantasies to yourself regarding our President
of the United States. You should be ashamed of yourself. You
are a man of the cloth? A Minister? A Pastor? It is a sin to gossip
let alone put it out for the world to see.
Do unto others as you want them to do unto you!
An American, A Christian,
i am an unsaved soul seeking salvation.
I found your website in hopes that someone would lead me in the right direction.
I always thought that christians loved bringing lost sheep back to the
right herd. However, i see that unsaved people are unwelcome on your
page. Thats okay, SATAN says that i am welcome on his homepage anytime
i feel like it. Sincerely, and piss on landover baptist,
Deicide - Jesse mardis
I am a born again believer and you are NOT ! How dare you
blaspheme again my Lord and Savior by taking His name in vain betimes.
Swearing in a so-called sermon
(Deacon Fred). Much bigotry by which the Lord NEVER was.
Did you ever read John 3:16 "so loved the world". That means
Blacks, Chinese, Cuba folk, and all the others. Tell Deacon
Fred to read his Bible over, he cannot preach lies and blasphemy and be
called a saved person. And by the way, demons are not in hell yet
and those angels that are bound by chains can't escape through a pipe line
because Christ put them there. I am sick because you
are sending more people to hell with you than you realize.
G. Greg & Deana
Do you know what that sounds like?
"I've got a heart on for Jesus."
You can't be that naive even though it sounds like you live in the
Victorian age.Sex was created by God but you associate it with everything
evil. Then you use that heading which is a blatent double entendre.
I am a baptist and I don't think you would be allowed membership in
our church because of your warped views that are unsupported by the scriptures.Maybe
your interpretation of it but we all know words can be twisted to fit anybody's
Just thought I would let you know some liberals are baptists and as
for supporting "Bush", good luck with your new deficit producing administration.
I bet you nearly went nuts when Clinton was in office producing a surplus
that it took only months for "W" to squander on his useless tax cuts.I
sure hope the "Enron" affair will show all Americans what a corrupt bunch
the Republicans really are under the guise of religious pontificates.
Have a nice day.
I came across, your website and found it blaspheming Allah
and His Prophet and Messenger Muhammad (PBUH),
Sir, you are completely mistaken in what you write, Hagar was a House
Maid for Abram and Sarai, and as according to God's plan she bore him Ismail.
Ismail, was promised a Great nation according to the Bible. Muhammad was
a name Arabs, never had before his advent, it is derived from the word
Ahmed which Arabic and Aramaic (Jesus's language) for the Praised One or
the Promised one. In the New Testament Jesus like other Old Testament Prophets
before him prophised the coming of the promised spirit, who talks not of
his tongue but the words of God(that came to compose the Qur'an).
Muhamad, the promised one, came and spoke the words of Allah(the Qur'an).
The devil is shunned in Islam so is polytheism. Islam preaches monotheism(One
True God and even teaches against the Trinity). The word Islam in Arabic
is derived from the word Salam which is Arabic for Peace, it also means
Submission and Faith to the Will of Allah(God). The words Muslims, means
those who believe in Islam as opposed to munafiq(Hypocrites even talked
of in the New Testament) and Kafirun (Polytheists and unbelievers). It
does not mean believers in the Moon.
Islam distinguishes clearly between Gallatic entities, satellites, planets,
the cosmos, stars and their Creator Allah, kindly visit http://www.islamiccity.org
for a proper understanding of Islam.
We muslims believe that the fiirst Prophet was Adam, followed by others
like Noah, Abraham, Moses, Lot, Jacob, Aaron, Joseph, Jonah, Job, John
The Baptist, Jesus etc and the last of all being Muhamad. We believe that
God, loved Abraham so much for his being faithful (he believed in the oneness
of the unseen God and even constructed a House of Worship for him in Makkah(biblical
Bakkah) with his son out of Hagar, Ishmael), all the people among whom
Abraham domiciled including his father, were idol worshippers (Just like
Muhammad almost all the people including his family were Idol Worshipers).
Because of God's love for Abraham, He blessed His Progeny with Prophethood,
Solomon, David, Moses, Lot, Job, Jesus, Jacob, who were descendants of
wife Sarah and came from the Jewish race.
But, the Jews became disorderly and even attempted to kill God's Prophet
Jesus (Isa in Islam), God removed his favour from them as earlier promised
(in the Old and New Testament)and passed it to Ishmael's(Abraham's son)
descendant, Mohammad, the non Jew. And that was the Seal of Prophets. He
Preached a good message he was not an evil man. Some people do bad things
in the name of Islam and Allah but some of these are condemned by even
Islam and are very punishable. If some Muslims are not clean, I think you
find this in all humans of all religions. But Islam teaches cleanes and
we have to wash atleast five times a day.
Thank you for being so kind to read my message.
I'm Baptist and my dad is a Baptist Minister. I do not believe what
you are putting on the internet! UNSAVED UNWELCOME????????????? WE WERE
PUT ON THIS EART TO BRING THE LOST TO CHRIST!!!!! NOT TURN THEM AWAY! I'm
sorry but I will not "burn in hell" for not believing exactly the way you
do. I'm saved but I do not believe we should turn away the lost and dying
world..they are the ones that WILL go to hell when they die. YOUR goal
in life is to help direct them to God, and Jesus Christ. So that they can
be saved and go to Heaven. I hope you have a good day.
i just stumbled apon the site and i read the
article on the movie "Dinosaurs" and how it inflicts subconsious sexual
motives onto children. I was offended. I am filled with shock that the
Church would go about and manipulate something as simple as an egg in a
nest to perverted images. Yes, Disney has just recently obtained it's reputation
of having some perversions in there movies, yet, the picture of the egg
would in no mind be pictured as that of what you implied.... no mind except
that of a Christians. You sick people... very very sick. You should be
ashamed of yourselves. And the barney thing... youre inciting that God
does not welcome "sissies" or "gays". We dont all have to conform to your
twisted, disgusting ideals. I dont think people of your stature should
be allowed to represent the church in this manner, nay, at all. Isn't it
kinda funny how an "evil" pagan "witch" like me has so much more compassion,
understanding and unconditional love in his heart than you... you who call
yourselves disciples of the messiah. I bet if there was a heaven he would
be looking down ashamed at you. Your nothing but social critics. And i
want you to write back... just to hear your pitiful excuses.
Well,.......I hate to say it, but I am VERY disappointed in your articles
about Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Right now I am reading your "Lord
of the Rings Cock Rings merchandise" article, and I VERY strongly disagree
with it. First of all, Tolkien was a very strong Catholic, and the last
time I checked, a catholic would never write something as explicit as what
you are saying. If you can email me a page number and a quote directly
from the book to back your theories up, then send them to me and I would
be glad to go over them and see for myself what you are talking about.
Secondly, this Lord of the Rings Cock ring thing you are talking about,
you say it's from McDonald's? Well, I don't think that McDonald's would
EVER do anything like that. That is just disgusting and degrading.
I truly pity you, you say you are a "Baptist" church, and all you can put
on your website is trash like this? I don't think so. I come from
a real Baptist church, and I know for a
fact that they do not act like this. As for the picture of Gandalf
that you have on the "McDonald's" advertisement.....it's called a STAFF,
but then again, you would probably think that was just as evil, right?
Have you actually even read any of the books, or seen the movie? Well,
I highly recommend this, if you are going to be such a critic about it.
It seems to me that you have nothing better to do with your time than to
find stuff to complain about...and make up explicit degrading stories that
aren't even true. The only reason you are doing this is to get attention
Your quote under your banner on your website says "Where
the worthwhile worship. *Unsaved are not welcome. (As Jesus Commanded.)"
Well, for one thing, Jesus himself spend most of his time on earth
preaching to the unsaved. If you don't preach to them, how are they supposed
to come to know God? Can you show me the exact verse where it says
that Jesus has commanded such a thing?
Moving on....Harry Potter. What
you say about Harry Potter is absolutely NOT true in any way at all.
Have you even read the books? I suggest that you read
them before you make such rash comments on them. It's true that they
use the word 'Witchcraft' in the book a number of times, but they don't
actually do "real" witchcraft. They have a "wand" that they use. I don't
know about the area that you live in, but last time I checked, there was
no place that sold real, genuine magical wands that actually work the way
they do in Harry Potter. Plus, they have brooms that they fly on.
Can you provide any evidence where some kid has actually learned how to
make a broom fly? I don't understand anything you say about these books.
I've read all four of them-twice. And I absolutely LOVED them, I have found
no fault in them whatsoever, and I am a Bible believing Christian. I don't
count myself insane either. I know you are probably thinking that I've
been brainwashed by Satan or something, but I can honestly say that I am
the same person as I was today as I was before I read the books a
year ago. And another thing, in your article about Harry Potter, at the
very end of it, you have said that you have evidence that the 5th
book will revile that Harry killed his parents
with a butcher knife?! Can you please tell me where you came
up with this idea? Because I, personally, would not think that he would
ever do something
like this, because even though he didn't know his parents, he loved
them, a lot, as was proved in the 3rd book, if you have read it. Besides,
even if he did kill his parents, which he did not, why would he kill them
with a butcher knife? Surely he could have found something better to use!
I am looking at your merchandise pages at this moment. I am disappointed
shirt that says "Get your ass to church." It may be just me, but if
someone came up to me and told me to "Get your ass to church," I wouldn't
think much of you, because a saved person would never witness to a person
and say that!
And also, your article about Ricky Martin. I just want you to know,
that I do not like him in any way whatsoever, but again, I do not agree
with what you
have written. Under his picture you have written that "Living
La Vida Loca" translated to Living for the Devil? Well....I hate to
tell you this, but Living La Vida
Loca is Spanish for Living a Crazy Life, not living for the devil.
I am by no means trying to be disrespectful to you, or your opinions,
I am just trying to show you that they aren't entirely right. I am interested
in your views on these matters, and I would like it very much if you would
send me an email back showing me, in the books, where you have seen all
of this stuff. Just tell me the page number, and I will look it up, and
see for myself
blasphemy is what you stand for .. thats about it .. you guys should
check yourselves .. i doubt your salvation totally
God Bless you pastor,
I am a woman, a woman with a soul and fortunately
I don't fit into your category. You see, my Bible tells me that God
said (Genesis 1:26) "let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness,
let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the
air, and over the cattle, over all the earth and over every creeping thing
that creeps on the earth." (27) So God created man in His own image, in
the image of God He created him; male and female He created them. That
was the first stage of the completion of Man, and of course God wouldn't
be talking about forming man at that stage because His image and His likeness
are not fleshly, but spiritual. Flesh and Blood can not inherit the kingdom
of God. Then down further in the second chapter verse 7 it goes on to say
that the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into
his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. You see,
the only thing that man did before woman was become a living soul. He received
his flesh first, which thus explains why the dilemma of man has always
been putting his flesh first. I can not believe that God would place the
responsibility of bringing forth life through a soulless being. Each seed
produces his own kind, therefore anything that woman produces should be
soulless, including you. As far as the women are cursed issue, God didn't
curse Woman . According to Genesis 3:14, God cursed the serpent, in verse
16 He told Eve that He would greatly multiply her sorrow and conception,
but no curse was involved. Then to Adam He cursed the ground for Adam's
sake to ensure that Man would have to work extremely hard to take care
of his responsibilities. Just like Adam did (the first Man) by blaming
everything that was wrong on Eve when God instructed him, not Eve, to leave
the tree alone, you are following the heritage of your ancestor. When God
held Adam accountable for his actions, the first thing he could say was
"the woman which You gave me, she gave me of the tree and I ate it". If
woman was considered an animal, she would have received a curse and been
doomed for eternal damnation just like Satan is. But because the channel
of life is through the woman and because the woman is also a living soul,
God put an in-bread hatred between the woman and the serpent, all the way
down to her seed. He didn't instruct Eve not to eat of the tree because
Adam became flesh first and he should have had control over it. Eve was
designed to help Adam, and because of no self control, she helped him to
sin. However when Eve was questioned by God, she owned up to it by saying,
"the serpent deceived me and I ate." She acknowledged that she had been
deceived by Satan and that she was responsible. But God didn't instruct
her not to eat, therefore no curse was deemed justified. Once the Lord
breathed the breath of life into the nostrils of man, he became a living
soul. Animals are living creatures. You see, out of the ground, the Lord
God formed Man, and every beast of the field and every bird of the air,
but the woman was taken out of Adam, not the ground. Hopefully you will
reconcile your misleading and shallow opinions before you are held accountable
for misleading God's Children. You have offended the Lord by saying that
His earthly mother had no soul. Sorry to tell you that God has no respect
of persons. The woman has played a very important role in history and I
just can't understand how a living being with such compassion, emotions,
intuition, patience, reverence, importance and strength could be
the mother of all living, and have no soul, (which by the way is mind,
will and emotions). You're very incorrect. God Bless.
P.S. The passage that you are referring to in Corinthians about Jesus
said? Jesus' words are in red ink, and they stopped coming in the Gospels.
I think you meant to say Paul said.
Les escribo porque no acabo de dar credito a la cantidad de sandeces
que acabo de leer en su
pagina de noticias. Para ustedes todo lo que concierne al mundo del
consumo es pecado, porque en el fondo ustedes crean una reaccion contra
las empresas grandes sobre las que dicen falsedades. Pero ese no es el
motivo de mi carta el motivo es que me parcen ustedes unos grandes hipocritas.
Sino recuerdo mal Jesus dijo: NO MATARAS. Y que yo sepa las armas solo
tienen una funcion matar, o es que solo tiran al plato. La asociacion de
armas que ustedes tan alegremente "linkan" a su pagina, presenta en su
home la foto de un niño de 10 años, mas o menos, apuntando
al lector con un arma. Bravo. No tengo palabras para demostrarles la poca
confianza que tengo en ustedes. Y si se pararan a pensar un poco, en vez
de hablar y hablar, se darian cuenta de que lo han interpetado todo de
una manera erronea, La Palabra de Dios incluida. La vida loca, no es la
vida del diablo.Solo es lo que dice.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
This is not fun....this is absolute abominable and anyone who is unsaved
and goes to this website and doesn't get that it's satire.....you guys
have a lot to answer for.
I am not shocked that someone would think of something so evil to do....as
if there isn't enough going on in the world.
I do not find this funny or even entertaining.
It ticks me off to put it bluntly.