May 2008

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Letters To Landover: Pastor's Mailbag

APRIL 2008
A Small Sample of e-mails unedited and in original form

Hello pastor, by the way i am not a little boy you can molest , but i would just like to tell you that, if there was a god (there's not) he would send you to hell for being retarded. Thank you for your time dumb ass!!! Write back soon.
Will there be a Hell House 2008 this year? If so, could you please tell me where? Our whole family would love to attend.


Gwen Bodry

Hello! I just wanted to send you an email in response to your internet site. You are a bunch of deplorable people. I think you all need to be locked away in a nut house.

Sarah Brown

To the landover baptist church:

you are sick, twisted, even inhuman people! Some of the stuff you recomend is ridicuous! you cant honestly think its Gods will?? Please remove your site before something bad happens...

Josh Ruddy

You people have gone fucking mad!!! How dare you just openly discriminate against people who you dont even KNOW! One thing is, not all fish are green ((as you said when discussing Nemo)). But you wouldnt know that, you ignorant fools. Jesus WOULD NOT approve of your message at ALL!! I am utterly disgusted and throughly distraught that you would even think of calling entire groups of people GAY! The reason you never pulled out a orange and yellow fish is because you live in AMERICA!! Which is NOT where this movie is set. So ha, you ignorant fool, ha. You are WRONG about knowing everything there is to know about Jesus, who I am pretty damn sure would be angry at you for the things you say about INNOCENT characters. Toy Story 2 IS NOT a SEXUAL movie, and you are strangely perverted for saying something like that. Also, you are incredibly anti-jew. which makes me laugh because half your "bible" is the Torah. so how dare you criticize others religious beliefs. And the things you ar e teaching CHILDREN!!! this is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. because of you, many children will be boxed in forever in this incredibly simple minded world that you have created for them. By the way, George W. Bush is the worst thing that has ever happened to this country, and you are congratulating him!! The thing about parents drinking coffee in the morning because they were making pipe bombs, hi-fucking-larious. not only because that is completely ridiculous, but because YOU probably drink coffee in the morning too. As well as most American adults in this country. this website, your ministry, and everybody who is sick enough to believe what YOU tell them is GOING TO HELL! Not because of believing in Jesus, but because you skewed his words, and severly discriminated and insulted MILLIONS of people. so damn you ignorant fools, because i cannot WAIT to see what will happen to you later on, when you are burning in hell and wondering why you didnt listen to that girl who wrote you this e-mail. because she was right, and you were DEAD WRONG! you can reply to me as MUCH AS YOU WANT. cause i will reply back, and you can share this as much as you want, cause I will share back. haha,

i win

Devon []

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!

Make a personal reflection about this.....

Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):

'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women who mocked God and are now in Hell because of it:

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was OK, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

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Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: 'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it' The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic .


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. &nbs p;He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vo calist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: 'Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend..... The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: 'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full ' Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died , the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. size=5>The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken .


Christine Hewitt

(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle .


Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive .

'Jesus' P.S: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this?. I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}. You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you

God be with you.

Susana Palale

I recently read about your instruction with kids using the TV Show Star Trek. I was pleased to see it, as I have used similar methods to discuss faith and matters of spirituality.

I am enclosing some background documents, links, and references for you to look at.

Hopefully we can begin to build a bridge between our communities.


Saleem Siddiqui

Dear Pastor of the Landover Baptist Church, I would like to tell you my honest opinion on your beliefs, your website, and your videos on, I found that your comments of other religions (Catholics, Jewish, LDS) to be very rude, what other religions believe in none of your consern, you have no right to accuse them and say that they are not the true religion and that they don't gain salvation. Who are you to judge the other religions? You are not God, only the Lord our God can judge others. You can not critisize others religions, I saw your video on youtube about Catholicism to be very rude and disrespectful, I myself am a Catholic and find it to be rude. The way Catholics worship and our practices should not be a consern of yours. In John 8.7 it says:So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. None of the people in the world are perfect so who are you to judge? We are all with sin and we all believe in different things, and you have no right to stand up and critisize another faith.

Chris Boura


I am a Christian and you people are disgusting and when the wrath of God finally does come it will be you who experiences it, you fucking hipocrites.

Ron D

Do you really believe that making fun of Christianity is the answer to the world's problems. The Scripture makes clear that all will have to stand before God some day and give an answer for the deeds done while here on earth. I hope you can repent and change your way of thinking because there is no excuse you can give the One who died for you that He is going to accept. Just think about these things. I will pray for you!

Cj Toncray

I cannot believe what I just read what you do to these children. What kind of sick individuals are you?? That’s ok because the lord will take care of you in the end!!! SICKO”S

Traci Rodriguez

I came across your website while searching for a childrens camp and it said send your sissy boy to gun camp. After looking at your website for less than a minute I got a horrific headache. I hope one day you wont take God as a joke because you quote bible verses so well however I see you are taking bible verses as a joke I beg you please dont take God as a joke , He has given us all a choice to choose Him or reject Him. I ask you now to repent of mocking God and His words if not you know what the word of God says about the lake of fire , and trust me its not a 10 minute time out , its forever without end, please remember these bible verse and please take them to heart , dont joke around with them.Philippians 2:10:That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;Romans 14:11:It is written: " 'As surely as I live,' says the Lord, 'every knee will bow before me; every tongue will confess to God.' " Either in this life or the next YOU WILL confess to God and YOU WILL bow down to please dont wait until its too late , please do it Now!!!!!

Tia marie

Dear Sirs I recently came upon your article regarding the Irish and St Patrick's day. Although I agree with much of what was written (I too deem the RC as the church of Satan and 99% of what you surmise regarding St. Patrick's day is absolutely true), please do not refer to Ireland as being chock full of potato boiling drunks. It is a myth that the Irish are drunks. I know more sober people that those who drink, most I know are tee total. It is true that years beforehand, many men drank too much, endangering the welfare of their families, however that is no longer the case. Ireland is a strong country with hard workers and a lifestyle much superior to that in the USA (as is most of the industralized world). We don't live in poverty as many Americans do here and we don't live our lifestyle by drinking our paycheck. I am a Christian, baptized into the Presbyterian Church of Ireland, spent my life in Ireland before moving to the USA to marry my American husband. Maybe instead of targeting the Irish by your comments of potato boiling, you should concentrate on your government who keeps many of it's people in poverty, makes life resemble the iron curtain and refuses to provide basic health for children. Many Irish organizations donate funds and hygiene aid to US children (particularly in the Mid-West), many children couldn't eat were it not for aid coming from other countries. Something not that well known in the USA. I have no problem with you condeming St Patrick's day for the perverted and disgusting anti-Christian Roman Catholic holiday it is, but you comment was very boorish and typical of an ignorant, ill informed individual.

Sandra Reay
Just an FYI…….on your website, you praised Carolynn Hayes (08/1999) from Wal-Mart for removing the George Lucas candy from the shelves. Please note that this is the same Carolynn Hayes that was charged with having sex with a 13 year old boy within our community. I just thought you should know. See story below. Go to Benton County Daily Record for the entire story.


A concerned Christian. Stacy Reed

BENTONVILLE - A Bella Vista woman was sentenced to 12 years in prison after admitting to having sexual contact with a 13-year-old boy. Carolynn A. Hayes, 37, pleaded guilty to sexual assault in the first degree, a class A felony, and four counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, a class A felony. She pleaded guilty under a plea agreement that her attorney, W. H. Taylor, reached with Deputy Prosecutor Stephanie McLemore. Hayes was arrested on Oct. 13, 2006. She was accused of having sex with the boy and providing cigarettes and alcohol to other teenagers. Circuit Judge David Clinger accepted the plea agreement and Hayes'guilty plea. Hayes was sentenced to 12 years in the Arkansas Department of Correction. After her release from prison, she must abide by a suspendedsentence agreement for eight years. Hayes will also be required to register as a sex offender and must enroll in the prison's sexoffender treatment program. She must pay $ 1, 670 in court-associated costs. She was also ordered not to have any contact with the victims.

I appreciate your comparisons regarding Klingons and Arabs, but I have a question, and I'm no liberal or any other label like that, but wouldn't it be more accurate and less hurtful if you compared the Arab Culture to the race of Klingons? Warf seemed like a nice guy but you're right. He might have one of those lapses.

Raptor Girl





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