A Small Sample of Landover Baptist Mail Received
February 2005 (unedited and in original form)
I am a christain and I mustsay I am appalled at your recent article
titled We Shouldn't Celebrate Negroe
History. The negroes in our
congregation are decent kind well behaived people and are not our servants and we
are not there masters.
I sinserely hope that you BURN IN HELL for your transgresions. Jesus
does not love racists and you will not be saved. People like you are
why everyone thinks that christians are racist and ignorent.
BURN IN HELL you racist ignorent bastards!FUCK YOU
I know your site is a Joke, for God would not let such sickness go on in his name...
The Baptist convention would not let this go on as well... I am turning your site in
to the Baptist convention for this is not what baptist is about... God forgive your sick minds
and heal you from the evil that dwells in you..
I will Pray for you now...
God Please rebuke this evil devil out of these people that claim to be christians in your name
and please forgive them for they have evil within.. again rebuke the devil away
and fill them with your Holy Spirit...
In Jesus name I pray, Amen
...ok...please take the time to read this, and then please mail me back. Thank You. Ok, where should i begin. I'll start with the movie reviews. HA HA HA. What have you been smoking, saying
dinosaur eggs in the disney movie Dinousaur looks like a penis. Then saying the Incredibles are homosexual. Then in your children section you have an article about why Jesus had long hair like a homo. And
what the hell is baby Jesus
Comics, those are blasphemic. A Jesus thong? Holy Crap!!! Ya'll are seriously need help. You fag, what are you thinking. If I were brought up in that church I would jump off the roof. And what is it with bagging Wiccans, God didn't ever say it was alright to hate others. THATS IN THE BIBLE, look it up you idiot. Im only 14 and I am more of a christian than you. Your website was very amusing however. With how to spot a gay boy and burn harry potter. Ya'll are truly stupid. Please take the time to e-mail me back. Ha ha ha.
To answer your question of why Jesus had long hair in a Biblical truth. Do you know what a Nazarite is, look in Numbers 6:2,13,21. A nazarite is one who has vowed a vow unto God or is separated out for God. No razor shall come upon the face or head of a nazarite until the vow is fulfilled. Jesus was a nazarite from birth to the cross, his vow was not fulfilled until the ascension. Now you tell me why Jesus had long hair? One more comment about your heading that says unsaved are not welcome, well you all were unsaved at one point too, right, choose your words wisely. Jesus died for ALL not just a select few, and if unsaved are not welcome how do you except them to get saved, or do you care??????
To the entire congregation of this "so called" Baptist Church; I hope God has mercy on you when he brings you home to be judged.
This website is the most repulsive thing I have ever seen. I am a CHRISTIAN, I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior. I AM GAY! Yes! And I'm saving myself for marriage too! Does that shock you?
God loves me for who I am.
It upsets me that people like YOU use God and the Baptist pulpit to hide behind your own fears of what the world is really about.
I was born to be a HOMOsexual. Just like everyone of you were born into sin; NO MAN COMES BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY EXCEPT THROUGH HIS SON JESUS CHRIST.
What you have put together on this website is totally ridiculous and a violation of my civil liberties. You claim to be Christian, but really you are pawns in Satan's work on this Earth. This hand shake is crap. Never in my life have I shaken hands like this. And I would think the only way for you to know about this hand shank, is to have partaken in a homosexual activity or something.
I wanted to access my right to provide my opinion on this terrible website and the fact that this church is nothing more than a group of haters who have no understanding of the true works of God.
Sincerely in Christ Name,
Your site is funny as hell. a lot of the stuff you put on here is so fake that a 10 year old could figure it out. come on get real. half of your chapters and versus don't even say that. I would really like to know what book you are reading so I could get it and have one hell of a laugh. The only reason why I even bother looking at this website is to get a good laugh in. Hell even the guys I work with think your a joke.
A man cutting off his balls? You all
wiccans? O.K. what ever.
Dainiel J. Porter AO3 (NASF N42FS)
Your website is an affront to any good Christian. I find the entire site in poor taste and contrary to every Christian funadmental to love one another and "honor thy father and thy mother." To encourage children to steal financial information and send it to you in exchange for a vow to hate their parents is unconscienable. If the net were regulated, I would report you.
I hope law enforcement is closely monitoring you.
god have pity on your soul when your burning in the pits of hell
Was just wondering what the difference is between scientists pushing there theories on to you vs. christains pushing threr beliefs onto others?
You clearly now nothing about an ice age so brehaps you should not comment or at least spend a few hours researching the basics before you make outragious claims.
What is it that you are so superrior just because you are christain?
I am not in the habbit of rubbishing christains i respect your beliefs, but please wont you respect mine.
You really shouldnt be so biased that is the manipulation of the DEVIL
Regards Luke Wilcox
YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND THOSE SUITES ARENT "JUST FOR
PROTECATION" YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND IF ANYONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT THEY LIKE YOU BELONG IN HELL!
where do you come up with some of the things you do? i really don't believe
the Bible said Jesus looked like George W. Bush after he was
saved. And all
people who aren't Baptists are going to Hell? As long as you believe in the
Lord, and follow His Word, and do right by the Lord, you will not go to
Hell. I'm not any religion for this reason of I can't stand the way ANY
religion teaches about the Lord, and all that. You do this, you're going to
Hell. Please! I live life by the way of the Lord. But telling our children
that Jesus looked like George W. Bush after he was saved? And they obviuosly
need good schools in some areas where you are, because those poor children
can't spell for anything. Homeschooling is good, but make sure the person
teaching them is very well educated. I think I am done.
Just another curious person living the life the way of the Lord.
I read the story of the ladt with the toilet!
I can NOT believe what you wrote and What I read!!!!!
I am in ministry!!!! and find your site most offensive....
P.s. I have no idea?....how you think,but am glad we express JESUS here,far better.The woman and the toilet is just dreadful!!!!
I see two examples here of something the bible clearly speaks against. You told this little kid to rip the pages out of the
bible. And you said that you knew of someone that printed copies of the bible with the pitures replaced. Well that is clearly wrong. It states in the bible that you shouldn't add anything to it. As for the other ripping pages out. Do you really suggest that the people that produced those bibles were unsaved? Well heres the way I see it a picture shouln't be a stumbling block for anyone.because each and every single person needs to seek Gods face for themselves. As for being saved.....I have and I've never been told to cut My hair. I have spoken in tongues which is the evidence of receiving the holy-spirit. I have also accepted our lord and savior into my heart. I don't think there is a single person there wherever you are that is in fact a believer. I see a link on the side of the page that says worship our godly ruler with a picture of George Bush. Well the only being you should worship is our lord God. Accept chirst and win a playstation 2? What's with that. People don't need a bribe to worship Christ or to accept them. All they need is the truth to form their decision. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life. That is the truth. That is all we need to know is the truth to accept Christ Jesus. God makes a promise to us that if we follow him and accept him into our hearts that we will have everlasting life. Why would you lead an innocent kid astray? I will pray for you so that you may find the truth and be saved. Are you running some sort of cult? I see that you are charging admission for your church. Do you remember when christ went into the market place in front of one of his churches and started overturning tables? Same pricipal. It is wrong to charge people admission for the free gift of the word of God. It is also wrong to charge them for being late to church etc. etc. Do people acutally show ut to this so-called church of yours? Well God bless you. You will be in my prayers.
It's a shame to even consider yourself a Christian and use the word Negro in the same sentence. What bible are you reading?
Gary B Walton USAREC
You guys are a real trip, burning down your movie theater because
"Return of the King" was not about Jesus coming down from heaven to
destroy the wicked.
Is it Spongebob Queerpants now?
What about "Mike and Ike" Original Fruit Candies? I'm surprised you
haven't accused them of being gay candy.
Oh, and let's not forget Bert and Ernie, that gay couple on Sodomy
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
I happened on this site as I was searching for some creation science literature to use in teaching my son about our faith. I am really saddened by what I read in your site. It seems you have utilized a great deal of time and effort, not in forwarding your own spiritual beliefs, but in criticizing and making a mockery of those of others. I cannot help but wonder what your false beliefs truly are, and do you not have enough faith in them to share them in a positive way? Because you can't!
Believe it or not, believe Him or no, and love Him or believe or not, Christ believes and loves you. I pray that someday you will see that love through actual people that would fit GOD'S definition of true Christians. I pray that you see it soon, before it is too late and you are sent to hell.
Best wishes to you,
Boy does your website send mixed messages - what's with the thong for sale on the first page? Very righteous of you! You are so intolerant of others not like you but it seems you think it is OK to sell such items on this supposedly religious website. What a joke.
Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend! ARE U FUCKING RETARDED I HAVE NEVER HERD SO MUCH SHIT IN MY LIFE STOP POLUTING THE POPULUS OF THE PLANET N FUCKING RETARDING THE EVALUTION OF MAN KIND U RETARDED FUCKS
I wanted to ask if the article on your site about the "Red Bull" sermon that
the pastor gave during one of his preaches was in fact real and did that
sermon actually take place. Prior to me commenting on that article I would
like to first of ascertain the validity of the article.
Thank you in advance for your response to my question.
I know that this is all a big joke to you. You think that we are stupid, ignorent idiots because we believe in someone we cannot see. Why do you have to mock people? Don't you understand that you could have been born in a poor area of town, or maybe in some far away village with no hope? Your organization must spend a considerable amount of money to mock Christans. You hypocrits. You say, "We want equality, we want to marry." Yet you stand on the blood of our ancesters that gave us all the right to say anything, even mockery. Yet you don't feed the poor. You don't help your neighbor out. All you say is "What about me, what about me?" Your own mouth will testify against you. How sad. You have been given over to your guilt. The day of reckoning is coming for you. In your own folly, you will be your demise. Please repent. You don't have to live your life like this anymore. If you are tired of haltered, then don't hate people, no matter what their religioius beliefs are. You might not agree with them, but you don't have mock them, or hurt them. Peace is the answer. Love will triumph over anything!
You assholes give Christians a bad name! I hope you burn in hell, you make me so mad! Repent while it is still day!
It’s unbelievable people actually ask you if you are for real! It’s obvious you are just a hick church in Iowa looking for attention. Believe me you’ll get it on your judgment day!
Hey, I am sorry to say that I think your views are fucked up in many ways.... why would you ever compare Jesus to a homosexual? That is just messed up, and killing a poor calf just for interior decor? How loving and humane do you people think you are? I personally think that you are absurd. And I do not think that you are one with god at all...
your website contains absolutly the most and biggest collection of garbage.
you stupid idiotic christian people,you hypocrits and rapists of god.
this is in no way what god would have wanted you,especially the loser who goes playing games to convince people for jezus.
how can you believe in god if you don't believe in Lucifer?
god is lucifer and vice versa.
the most stupid people ever you all are.
you rape god for money.
hope you die soon and burn in hell.
HI,YOUR WEB SITE IS A BLASPHEMY TO EVERY ONE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON DEVIL WORSHIPPERS WHO KILL
BABYS. DON'T FUCKING TRY TO BE CUTE. I GIVE YOU MY WORD I WILL BE SENDING EVERY HACKER I KNOW YOUR URL ADRESS,I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX CRASHES. I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OR MOCKERY OUT OF OTHERS FAITH.THERE ARE MANY ILL PEOPLE WHOS LAST HOPE IS
jESUS. DO NOT TAKE THAT FROM THEM
To Whom It May Concern:
I found your “Winning Souls to Christ in The World of Warcraft” to be incredibly arrogant, insulting, and troublesome. Frankly, it promotes behavior that makes your members look like asses. Quotes like “I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives” are incredibly arrogant, not to mention untrue. Wow, someone doesn’t play sports, so they must be gay or believe in an alternative religion. You’re discriminating against (and I say discriminate because those terms are obviously used in a derogatory manner in the article, not because there’s anything wrong with those lifestyles) a populace not even for the fact that they don’t believe what you believe, but because they don’t fucking play sports? Explain to me the logic in that. That was the most fundamental issue in the column, though the other behaviors it encourages are also worthy of disdain. Following and constantly messaging a player for 8 hours just to get “I’ll say yes (untruthfully I might add) if you shut the fuck up,” is invasive as hell and disrespectful of the person you’re subjecting yourself to. Carry on in-game bible studies, go for it, that’s cool, but annoying the shit out of other players is unacceptable. Send your one damn message and get the pain over with. It’s troubling to see religious institutions today advocating these kinds of perspectives, and this kind of ignorance is what let to terrible, terrible things like the Inquisition. What’s even more troubling than what’s written in the article, however, is the fact that you read this and thought this was a good thing to place online to influence your readers. So, you know what? You can go fuck yourselves, because you have no understanding of the community you’re trying to be a part of, and no desire to give people the respect they deserve. As a gamer, I politely ask you to leave our community until you understand it and learn how to deal with other human beings in a reasonable way.