Creation Science Quiz
Creation Science exists to strengthen the faith of believers in Christ and to seriously challenge ignorant unsaved people to reconsider their...
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Creation Scientists Prove: Circles are of Satan
The discovery that this once Godly Nation is full of Biblically incorrect circles was made last week in connection with the firing of five members of the mathematics department at Landover Baptist University...
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Cub Scout Discovers Ancient Bones of "Humongous Demon!"
While hiking earlier this week, Landover Baptist Cub Scout Troop 183 stumbled upon the partially buried remains of what troop leader Harold Miller called, "a humongous demon." Late Saturday afternoon on the old limestone...
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Perversions of Creation Science: Experimenting With Genesis 6:2
Edwards found that the doctor was conducting experiments on human subjects, trying to extract the remnants of Angel DNA from their shoulder bones with nothing more than a hack saw and a pair of...
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Creation Scientists To Search for Talking Snake Bones in Africa
"Unicorns, flying demons, 900-year-old people, talking donkeys, and Ezekiel's turbo charged chariot will all have to wait," he said. "We're going to prove one Bible story at a time here, and in order of historical occurrence....
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Creation Scientists to Harvest Geothermal Energy From Hell
Satan's multiple and powerful anuses (called volcanoes by secular scientists) shoot scalding hot sulfuric demon dung into the sky.  Is there a way to tap this energy...
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The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science and History For Christian Children
TReaders journey back 6,000 years ago in time to the actual date when God created the first two humans from a pile of dirt and a spare rib. It is a time and place that, despite...
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The Bible Fact Quiz
The Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely...
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Why Do Chinese People Talk Funny?
We've got races of funny looking and sounding people on this planet because demons were running around, humping' humans back in...
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Full Blown Demon Possession Misdiagnosed as Epileptic Seizure by Unsaved Doctors
Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, who performed Mr. Kidwell's autopsy, told reporters that church policy did not require Baptist security officers to report any funny sounding secular diseases, that might...
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Our Stand on Natural Evolution
A graphical chart depicting both natural and unnatural evolution...
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Create Your Own Bible Creatures: An Interactive Creation Science Kit 
A horse with a lion-head and a snake-butt may seem far-fetched to people who are not familiar with the Holy Bible, but scripture teaches us that such creatures exist...
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3,000 Horses That Refused to Believe God and Fly Are Now Dead
A closer study of the book of Revelation indicated that Creation Scientists had been drawing conclusions about flying horses from the wrong chapter. "We were studying chapter 6, when we...
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The Bible Doesn't Mention Any "Ice Age," So Shut Up About It!
None of this has been proven and the people at the Discovery Channel refuse to let accredited Creation Scientists examine their 'so-called' evidence. Now our innocent Christian children are watching...
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When Your Invisible Friend Tells You His Name is Jesus
Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards gives candid advice to True Christians® who have unsaved family members with invisible or so-called, "imaginary" friends. "When does a friend...
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Pre, Post, and Mid Umbilicism:  The Pressing Question of Adam's Navel
The very instant when Adam and Eve discovered they were naked in the Garden of Eden, they were granted belly-buttons. You see, at this point there were no natural births, they were the...
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Planet of the Apes: Hollywood Devolves and Peddles an Unnatural Selection
If you place a group of apes together in a room with a Steady Cam for what seems like an eternity, will they eventually create a movie? Apparently not. What they will throw together is a slap in the face...
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Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky
In this book, secular children will be introduced to timeless True Christian beliefs that come directly out of the Scriptures and not from the hallucinations of some boat-riding, bird-watching, monkey-loving, lizard-humping, 19th-century liberal...
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Happy 6,000th Birthday, Planet Earth!
A 244 foot Angel Food cake with 6,000 gold candles will showcase the Creation Day 2000 celebration. Real Christians from around...
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