It's not just two free tickets to the Largest Church in North America®. Here is what's included if you win the package:

I.    2 reserved box seats at the Landover Baptist 9 a.m. Sunday Morning service.

National Baptist Castrati Boys Choir 

Brother Hardwick's Scripture Lesson (Leviticus 19)

Full Communion (Fresh Homegrown White Grape Juice with Rye/Wheat Honey Crackers) 

Offering (Featuring EZ-Slide VISA Card Offering Plates)

Pastor Deacon Fred Sermon: "Palestinians: Dogs Without a Leash"

Classified Church Announcements For Members Only

Altar Call (Mandatory Re-dedication of your life to Christ) 

II.   12 hours of Platinum Tither treatment.

A seat at the Pastor's Table post-service luncheon at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, Freehold Iowa

Post-service fellowship with Major Donors and millionaire members

18 holes of golf and/or horseback riding along Landover Lake

Pre-evening service manicure and massage courtesy of Landover Baptist Spa and Resort

III.   Standing Room At 7 p.m. Service.

• Solo by Mrs. Judy O'Christian (voted "best voice in Iowa 1952" Christian Women's World)
• Dr. Jonathan Edwards preaches: "Death is Just the Beginning"
• Offering (Featuring EZ-Slide VISA Card Offering Plates)
• Men's Choir (A Little Talk With Jesus)
• Communion (Red Grape/Apple Mixer with Brick Oven Table Crackers)
• Full Immersion Baptism with Mechanical Crane: Esther Henwickle, age 58, 587 lbs. will be lowered from the ceiling (Don't Miss This!)
• 2nd Offering (Featuring EZ-Slide VISA Card Offering Plates)
• Old Fashioned Rebuke of Public Officials
• Altar Call - (Mandatory re-dedication of your life to Christ) 

After services you will be provided with a security escort off Church property to a taxi that will be waiting to whisk you back to the airport.
 

HOW DO I WIN TICKETS?

It's easy. Just send a self-addressed stamped envelope with a valid and cashable cashier's check made out to the Landover Baptist Church, Inc., Wexler Offshore Holdings, P.L.L.C. Checks will be opened and deposited into our account and once they clear, the individual who wrote the largest check wins the 2 free tickets. All checks will be deposited, but no winner will be drawn for under the amount of $44,000.00. This exclusive offer is available to the general saved public only.

CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!

The Landover Baptist Church Main Sanctuary seats 52,187 (with standing room and side-pew fold out chairs). Every Sunday morning service:  (B.R. Lakin Chapel, Smith Center, Freehold Baptist Chapel, Enoch Coliseum, Bowers Towers, Servant Sanctuary, Chapel 2, Handicap Hideaway, The Old Country Church, and the All-Purpose-Multi-Center-Temple included) 7:30 a.m. 9 a,m., 11 a.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday/Wednesday is always SOLD OUT. The first available seat (not including deaths or dismissals) is estimated to be released in May 2007. 

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*(This contest is in memoriam of Mr. & Mrs. Clyde Hutchens. Their box-pew seats will remain empty for one month until the date of the contest, after which they will be permanently filled by the first Platinum member on the reserved box seating backlog list)
 
 

 

 

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