Baptist Church has been around since the time of the Indians. "We were
around when Injuns were runnin' loose!- nekkid, scalpin' everything in
sight," Pastor Smith declares. During our long history, we've had
a number of church members come and go. A few of them have attained
celebrity status. They are viewed by the secular world as 'entertaining,
uplifting, encouraging, and talented.'
On your right is a list of celebrities who have attended Landover Baptist
Church, and owe us a debt of gratitude. Most of them have learned
everything from listening to our pastors and educators. Some of them admit
'dropping by' our church in the past. Many admit they were
members. Most however, deny having any connection whatsoever with the Landover
Baptist Church or any of it's affiliated ministries.
God knows the truth, and you can bet your alcoholic uncle's rotten soul
that come judgment day, these celebrities will have to answer to God in
heaven for denying Him (Landover Baptist) here on Earth. We expect
a full apology on that day. It is too late for them to apologize now. The
damage has been done, and we shake the dust off our feet and turn our backs
on this list of ungrateful associates!