Your sight would be funny if it weren't for the fact that you are serious. I have seen paranoia before but you take it to a new height. I am a christian and attend a protestant church regularily and find it hard to believe that you would advertise that non-believers are not welcome. Who do you think Jesus died to save? -Believing Baptists? Get a grip on reality.
I am writing to express my concern about the lawsuit about the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants. I would just like to state that a person who could see human genitalia by looking at a cartoon upside-down, must have impurities in the mind. I am alse very concerned that Pastor Deacon Fred would rather let his grandson watch US troops killing arabs than a children's cartoon! Also, being a Christian and using innappropriate words, such as "bastard" does not sound very Christian at all! I would also like to say that backplays are gibberish, rather than what is said on that cartoon. I don't know about you, but from watching that cartoon, I know that the words are spoken in perfectly understandable english.
On another subject, I would like to say that your doctrine looks similarly like that of an exclusive sect. I would also like to ask that since you dont believe in allowing the unsaved in your church services, how do you get so many people attending? Would you rather see an unsaved person burn in hell, than them turning from their wicked ways and going to Heaven wjen they die?
Dear Landover, I laugh at your ignorance. I have religious friends and I must say that if Jesus existed today, he would have wanted love. What are you people? You're hateful "Holier than thou" morons. You have grown stupid and out of touch. If there is a heaven and Jesus is what he seems than you should go there for living a good life, regardless of frivilous trifles like faith and using tampons. Love -me
Feel free to post this on your cite (though i'm sure you won't). In fact, if you have even read this far then i will be surprised. You seriously need to look into your beliefs on punishment and get some mental help before you abuse anouther child and run the christian faith deeper into the ground. In fact, i suggest you look into your christian faith all together.
Please e-mail me at [xxxxxxxxxxx]@aol.com. we need to talk.
May God Bless, Michael Simmons II (Archangel1802)
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I was shocked to find an ad-link to get your what would Jesus do thong, which includes a pic of a high cut thong on a female. How distasteful!
Are you people really serious with this garbage? You encourage parents to beat their kids with a Bible and call them "sissies" and "demons"? Where the hell do you get off with that bullshit? We're all worried about terrorists in the middle east, while we have all these Christian terrorists right here at home. You are sick and full of hate and ignorance. Your scare tactics don't work on me. You better be worried about saving your own ass, because if there is a God, you extremists will be the first to feel his wrath. Sick people use the Bible to justify their own twisted desires and needs; the Bible is the word of man, not God: worthless! And so are you--worthless. Don't bother responding, I won't argue with idiots.
You will go to HELL for lieing to our children. Jesus doesn't want us to HATE anyone, NO MATTER what !!!!!!!!!
Shame on you and your Church for teaching our children to steal from their parents.
One of the Ten Commandments are - Tou Shalt Not STEAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is what you are teaching our children. YOU MUST BE THE DEVIL !!!!!!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS STEALING FROM US !!!!
I HOPE YOU HAVE SAID YOUR PRAYERS AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be crazy to try to talk children into taking their parents credit cards and checkbooks.
What ever happened to "Honer thy parents"? Not "hate thy parents". Your church should be closed down and rot in hell!!
I dont expect a reply from chicken shits like you, but keep in mind, My children LOVE their parents and Jesus at the same time.
Fuck George W. Bush (May he die and rot) and fuck you too, you racist, sexist, rapist supporting, child molesting, GW cocksucking Republican Cretin!
Please oh please feel free to respond to this message. I would just love some bullshit propaganda sent from you to me so I can post it on the forums I frequent so friends of mine can have a laugh at you.
Glory to Boognish.
My name is Nate Dubay
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Good night hippocrits.
I have read your most recent posting of the transcript discussing Jesus' heritage. I must say Im appalled. Heritage aside, Im amazed that the board can call themselves saved. Saved from what? racism, self grandiosity, self righteousness, close mindedness? Im going to choose to not let your small minds affect my peace that I have in Jesus, but the bottom line is this. Jesus comes from an African populated country. If you choose to believe the media and all the old movies you see on television like Charleston Heston as Moses and Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra, feel free. If you have any culture and have been to other countries you will see pictures of a brown skinned Jesus. The BIBLE by the way does describe Jesus and it states that he has hair of wool and skin of bronze. Unless he had just gotten back from Holiday in Florida, Id say he has some black in him. What would Jesus think about your regard for his people? Holly E. Sharp Very concerned about the state of our churches
Jesus instructed during His time on Earth that all people are to be "fishers of men." To catch fish, you must use bait that makes them draw near to your hook - your open and flagrant animosity to the unsaved is repellant, not bait, and if you are not trying to "catch fish," as it were, you are in direct violation - really, blatant disobediance - of God's clearly outlined purposed for those who have accepted His promise of salvation. To deny that direction is purely disgusting in itself, but you appear to proudly proclaim that it is your direct intention to keep those who have not learned better away from the Love and Light of the Lord. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You tell bald-faced lies, such as in the review of the movie Dinosaur, which you claim is about "a young dinosaur who is continually seeking ever-greater sexual thrills through multiple partners, not caring whether its sexual perversion is carried out with a male or female dinosaur, and that is intentional. It just wants to commit unnatural acts. We don't even know if the main character is a male or female, yet another instance of the liberal Hollywood elites attempting to destroy family values by blurring the God-ordained line between the sexes." I don't know if your reviewer just made up a plot, knowing that none of the readers would know the difference since they watch only FOX news and read only the Landover Newsletters, or if he/she just decided to flat out lie about it, but in either case you are practicing deceit, and if you feel the necessity to do it for even such small reasons, I feel sick about the level of delusion that the people of Landover Baptist must experience. I have to wonder if anyone their has ever come to any real understanding of anything, that wasn't force-fed to them from day one. People out here in the real world call that brain washing. Dinosaur is about a fish out of water, trying to find where he belongs while separated from his own kind, and being fortunate enough to make friends with others who see his inner beauty. From a Christian perspective, it has a beautiful sentiment of platonic love for another being. This story could easily be applied to human characters, but using dinosaurs and monkeys is merely a vehicle to give it a different spin because it already HAS been done with human characters, time and time again. There is nothing phallic about it, not even the shape of the egg (the shape of the egg is taken from fossilized evidence - not the kind of manufactured evidence generated by Dr. Edwards' Creation Science Labs). While it's relevance to creationist history can be called into question, you need to keep your attacks on media focused on the legitimate grievances, or your credibility is shattered. Of course, if the only credibility you need to maintain is with a population that has been conditioned to swallow your lies like a spoonful of sugar, I supposed legitimacy is of little concern to you.
Speaking of little concern, context seems to be completely lot on you. Your scathing review of Return of The King was laughably ignorant, and one would think that persons responsible for showing a film to a congregation, and for writing/publishing articles on it would do a little research before risking the destruction of a five-million dollar theatre at the hands of enraged congregants (although, in any case, thier reaction was appalling). Had anyone bothered to Google "return of the king" you would have litany of resources at your fingertips describing exactly what it was - the last installment of a three-part book entitled "The Lord Of The Rings," its three parts being "The Fellowship of the Ring," "The Two Towers," and finally, "The Return of the King." This book was written by renowned author J.R.R. Tolkien as a follow-up to The Hobbit, and was first published in 1956. It has since been republished in countless edition and formats since then, and has become one of the most loved and treasured books of all time, the world over. Tolkien himself was a devout Christian, and ingrained His faith into the story. December of 2001 marked the release of the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, with The Two Towers following one year later, and as you know, The Return of The King premiering this past December. Had you seen the first two films, you would have known the the Ring was a device created by the Dark Lord Sauron (yes, Dark Lord) to contain his power, and that the King was Aragorn, the heir of Isildor, who was King of Gondor before Sauron began to plunge the world into darkness. Since no heir came forward, Gondor had no king until Aragorn came forward - hence the return of the king. Sauron is NOT the portrayal of God in this story, he is the most powerful of Satan's demons, if not Satan himself. The Hobbits, the Dwarves, the Elves, and the Men were all working together in an epic battle against Sauron and his armies of Orcs and Urukai (demons), to defeat Evil. Destroying the Ring was paramount to the success of this battle, and was not an act against God, but against Satan. The slightest bit of research would have told you all of this, and as you are in a position of leadership and teaching, research is necessary, and it is neglegent on your part not to have done it. Or perhaps you did, but you want your community to believe that anything made outside of it is completely evil. Is that how you maintain control?
I had better stop there, because if I start getting into the horriffic articles on racism, home monitoring and such, I may never stop. You are all deceived, and if I were to judge by the fines you impose and the ridiculous church-operated facilities on your campus (breast augmentation center?), I would have to say that Landover Baptist is little more than an ignorant, money-hungry corporation bent on control at all costs, emphasising religion as rules with no real relationship with God. I suppose "Freehold" is the perfect place for you, as you fool people into thinking they have freedom while keeping a choking hold on what they are allowed to know and understand. One thing I can ferverntly say is that I profoundly thank the Lord that I was not born there!
I will pray sincerely for the souls of your people, that at least one of them questions the sick isolation of Landover and manages to recover enough to find the true joy of knowing God and living in His light. Much of your doctrine is quoted from the Old Testament, but the New Testament created a New Covenant which negates much of the Old. You must know that. Before God sent Jesus to Earth, Salvation DID have to be earned, so the rules were different, but once Jesus became "the Way, the Truth, and the Life (no one comes to the Father except through Me)," most of the Old ways no longer apply. You are confusing faiths if you fully employ them both. Please pray for guidance for your soul and the souls of your flock, because you have all been seriously led astray.
Land Over Baptist,
After reading through your web-site, I got the distinct impression that your organization is very racist and only white people can truly be saved. Now, if that is Land Over Baptist's logic, I have a question. Jesus and the other people of the bible were mainly of Jewish descent. That would be mean that they weren't white; they were Middle Eastern or even African because there was a lot of tribal mixing in Biblical times. Obviously Jesus and his Disciples went to heaven and "had souls" and were not white.
Also, I read the Women Probably Don't Have Souls section. Is it your belief that Woman, like "Coloreds" don't have souls and will not go to Heaven? Following that thought than even Mary, the mother of God did not have a soul.
Your web-site seems to be very hate filled and very anti-God's love and message that is found in the bible. Taken parts of the Bible and twisted to message to say what Land Over Baptist wants it to say, omitting part that don't flow with your philosophies as well.
I am just trying to make sure that I've got the "message" that this web-site is trying to get across to it's readers.
I appreciate your time,
-eat it mother fucker
P.S....I love the way you people set up an online store selling "What Would Jesus Do?" thongs in Juniors sizes...way to cheapen and commercialize the word of the Lord guys...keep it up lol i hope you make a lot of money
* Bible fact Quiz, (Jonah 1.17)