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The Ex-Negro Ministry
Thousands of Ex-Negroes are leading more productive lives today thanks to leaving behind their destructive lifestyle. Our ad for this exciting ministry has run in USA Today, The Washington Times and the Detroit Free Press. Click here to obtain a printable Adobe Acrobat PDF version or click on the photo of Ex-Negro, Bob Barr, to view the web page. 
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All You Can Eat: Endangered Species Dinner!
Seen here, church members disembowel a rare African Rhinoceros. It will be sweetened and cured into a delicious crème brûlée. The theme of this year's dinner comes from Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."
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Creation Scientists Prove: Circles are of Satan
Anyone caught owning a circular object after Wednesday will be hauled before the Salvation Committee as a heretic!
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Disney's Dinosaur Movie is Turning Kids Into Sex Maniacs!
Burger King is even distributing plastic dinosaurs that can be stacked on top of each other in a suggestive manner! We urge you to contact your Senators and Congressmen and tell them, "NO MORE!"
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Learning To Treat Colored Folks Like Human Beings
Evolution may explain the presence of Negroes, but it doesn't offer any hope for the descendants of Adam and Eve. Only the Bible can do that.
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The Landover Baptist Historical Society: Grand Opening!
Landover Lady, Dora Jean Hazlett, sifts through old photos and artifacts (despite her serious allergies to mould and paper-born mites) to bring you incredible church history that goes back almost 200 years!
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The Jesus Fish
Landover Baptist members are not ashamed of the fish symbol. And to prove it, each churchgoer is required to have one on all of their bumpers. They are manufactured on our church campus using real lamb hair and cow hide leather for the face of Christ. Starting at $95.

Happy 6,000th Birthday, Planet Earth!
A 244 foot Angel Food cake with 6,000 gold candles will showcase the Creation Day 2000 celebration. Real Christians from around the world are expected to pack the Landover campus by July 21st. God willing, event organizers say they are going to cram the last 6,000 years into a fun filled 12 hours of songs, hellfire, sermons, plays, floods (bring a raincoat because you will get wet) a religious dwarf quartet, and an amazing air show at sunset with the world-famous "Skydiving Savior" from 6,000 feet. Join us!  Reservations are available through AOL keyword: "Creation Day."

Landover University To Begin Accepting Students From Even Low Income Families
The educational needs of every Christian in Freehold, Iowa are important. It doesn't matter if the family is scraping by on $250K per household or living comfortably on $3.5Million! Even the poorest among the saved have a right to learn about their planet's 6,000-year history, but Christians are persecuted at low-priced secular colleges! That is exactly why we started our new Foundation for Christian Education: Low-Income Educational Services. To qualify, families must be near the poverty range for the Freehold area. The total income must not be less than $251K per household. Qualified participants must submit to a battery of physical examinations. Written proof of full immersion Baptism is also a prerequisite. Sprinkled deceivers will be turned away.

Procter & Gamble Shows It's True Colors: Satan Red!
After years of hoodwinking Godly ministers into telling their flocks that so-called "rumors" of P&G's partnership with Satan were false, the company recently proved its allegiance to the Prince of Darkness beyond a shadow of a doubt: they stopped advertising on Dr. Laura Schlessinger's show.
True Christians are rightfully outraged by the move. Many refusing now to use soaps and toothpaste "While we wouldn't let that harlot jewess, Dr. Laura, anywhere near our Godly church, folks like Dr. Laura and John Rocker have the moral backbone to call a homo a homo!" Pastor Deacon Fred said. "And what do the so-called politically correct pansies who run the liberal media and corporate America do? They try to silence them! Well I stand before you to put Procter & Gamble on notice that the Tide is turning my friend! Praise God!" 

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Church History
July 7, 1989:  Landover discovers the truth about 4-Way Nasal Spray!
July 20, 1972:
Slavery re-instated for 24 hours in Freehold Iowa
July 22, 1957 2:08:30AM:
Pastor Wilkins' riverboat gamblin' moonshine daddy accepts Jesus on his death bed.
July 28, 1789 2:08AM- 4PM:
Landover Baptist Church Owns the state of Iowa for almost 14 hours.
A Warning to The Unsaved:
We have taken the liberty of requesting a restraining order on all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10 mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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