Civilized Women of God
Sister Talitha

Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither

Sister TalithaBefore coming to Landover Baptist, Talitha was a kiss away from becoming a hell-bound lesbian, caught up in a secular women's motorcycle riding club. It was when her Billionaire husband (after being married to the 84-year old gentleman for just 3-months) died in what can only be described as "Hand of Jesus" circumstances. The family limousine accidentally rolled over his frail little sinful head repeatedly on a steep incline.

With a team of Jewish lawyers and Landover pastors, the killing was tied to the Lord Jesus and Talitha was whisked away to Landover Baptist where she quickly fit in and became a pillar of the community.

Talitha was elevated to Platinum Tither status two days after her arrival in Freehold, Iowa.  She now serves the Lord Jesus diligently in a number of womanly church activities which surprisingly involve the use of guns and knives outside the kitchen.

This year, Talitha captured 12 Wiccans (each weighing over 300 pounds!) with her shotgun in under one hour at the "De-Haunting the Harvest Festival" on Malachi Mountain. In addition she makes a room available in her home to elderly uncircumcised gentlemen where her previous unsaved life-skills at nursing allow her to perform painless procedures.

A Believer in The Truth© Talitha is a keen campaigner against women's suffrage and is actively seeking to put women back in the home. She believes that women should not even be able to travel in Cars unless they have a chauffeur to do the driving.

The Department of Faith keeps the details of Sister Talitha's personal finances and historical background classified in room 6 of the Freehold, Iowa Center for Historical Privacy.


The Landover Baptist Woman's Association  (Landover Ladies).
Mrs. Betty Bowers
Mrs. Glendora Christianson
Ona Mae Moffett
Daisy Mae Johnson
Mrs. Lavinia Glidewell
Sister Mary Maria 
Mrs. (Suzzanna Beth) Billy Ray Simpkins
Sister Talitha
Mrs. Gloria Fundee 
Mrs. Langston May 
Mrs. Satin Macy
Mrs. Pastor Deacon Fred
Mrs. Wilkins
Kathy Anne Hargraves
Mrs. Col. Waters Grisham
Mrs. Ethel Twiddle 
Mrs. Terry Eagleton
Ms. Kitten
Mrs. Dora Denkins (ex-member)
Penny Givens
Mrs.Barbara Entwistle
Tammy Rogers
Mrs. Ted Meadows
Mrs. Filmore Larson
Mrs. Judy Porter
Ms. Anne Thrope
Mrs. John Warner Jr.
Mrs. Singleton Thornhill
Mrs. Thoburn
Ms. Dillard McKray
Ms. Jeremy Field
Mrs. Theodore Kelvin May
Ms. Roxanne Thatch
Mrs. Elmer Balswick
Mrs. Bubba T. Gatlin
Mrs. Geoffrey Weaver





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