Civilized Women of God
Sister Mary Maria

Former Catholic Idolater Turned Baptist

Sister Mary Maria was tested by the Lord from birth when He had her born into a Hell-bound Catholic family. Her Pope-loving family were so addled by idolatry they named her after our Savior's incubator not once but twice!

When she reached adulthood, Mary Maria was so confused about her identity that she entered a cloistered nunnery and stayed there for several years, where she participated in unnatural and unholy abominations. One day, a priest, taking time from diddling a young altar boy, stopped by the convent and dropped a King James 1611 Bible by the furnace with the intent of burning it that evening along with some boys' stained undergarments he had collected that week. Mary Maria found this Bible and was prompted by God to open it up. That was the beginning of her salvation, and she shortly left the convent and the Papist "church."

Hitchhiking her way home, she was picked up by Deacon Wilkins of the Landover Baptist Church who ministered to her in the back seat of his Lincoln Town Car. He brought her to Freehold where she made her new home. With the help of Jesus and many hours of private devotionals in Pastor's study,  she soon started to prosper.

Mary Maria, inspired by the Holy Spirit, invented the Born-Again Baby Dolls that come with birth certificates and scripture to help young True Christian™ girls grow up to be Godly wives and mothers. The latest dolls come with nightgowns embroidered with: Thank you Jesus that my mommy didn't abort me, and are available in fine True Christian™ stores everywhere. Mary Maria no longer owns the company she founded though, as she transferred ownership over to the Godly husband she met at Landover, Mr. Joseph Whitford, a successful ex-sodomite graduate of Betty Bowers' B.A.S.H. ministries and the owner of a large chain of hair salons and barber shops. 

Currently, Mrs. Whitford now cheerfully submits to her husband and wants only to make him and Jesus happy by bearing as many sons as God will bless them with.

The Landover Baptist Woman's Association  (Landover Ladies).
Mrs. Betty Bowers
Mrs. Glendora Christianson
Ona Mae Moffett
Daisy Mae Johnson
Mrs. Lavinia Glidewell
Sister Mary Maria 
Mrs. (Suzzanna Beth) Billy Ray Simpkins
Sister Talitha
Lillian Bess Stallcup, CCB
Mrs. Gloria Fundee 
Mrs. Langston May 
Mrs. Satin Macy
Mrs. Pastor Deacon Fred
Mrs. Wilkins
Kathy Anne Hargraves
Mrs. Col. Waters Grisham
Mrs. Ethel Twiddle 
Mrs. Terry Eagleton
Ms. Kitten
Mrs. Dora Denkins (ex-member)
Penny Givens
Mrs.Barbara Entwistle
Tammy Rogers
Mrs. Ted Meadows
Mrs. Filmore Larson
Mrs. Judy Porter
Ms. Anne Thrope
Mrs. John Warner Jr.
Mrs. Singleton Thornhill
Mrs. Thoburn
Ms. Dillard McKray
Ms. Jeremy Field
Mrs. Theodore Kelvin May
Ms. Roxanne Thatch
Mrs. Elmer Balswick
Mrs. Bubba T. Gatlin
Mrs. Geoffrey Weaver





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